Bad science experiments
What is this? Chernobyl?
“Let’s cross breed a shark and a llama.”
The cross breeding experiments at the farm were stopped when Billy got arrested.
"Hi, this is the tik tok kid! Today, we're gonna test what happens when you put 500 snakes in your mom's room!"
(from other room): "Derek Winslow Johnson! Get your ass in here right now!"
"we all know what will happen if you stick your tongue to a frozen flagpole, but what about another male appendage?"
My hypothesis is that if we punch Matthew McConaughey in the face, while traveling at 30 km/hr, that he will cry like a bitch.
What have you & Timmy done for the science fair Jimmy?
We built something to show what would happen if Chernobyl were today
And that button is not real is it
Yes it is and we would never push it
💭 Push it Timmaaay
No Timmy
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South Park series finale
I'll bet we can extract dinosaur DNA and bring the dinosaurs back from extinction. Then we can create a big Park so people can go and see them!
What do you mean we can’t throw 100 different insects into a radioactive chamber and see which survive?!
Researcher: I have dosed each of the lab rats with fentanyl every day for a week.
Reporter: And what did you learn about addiction?
Researcher: Learn about what now?
What is the minimum amount of cooling agent we can use before the Nuclear reactor blows up?