So what’s the conspiracy behind the women’s razor industry??? What are they really up to???
That they're the exact same as men's razors, so when you shave your manly face, you're actually using a women's razor.
Wait, that means shaving is gay?
Fellas, is it gay to not have a neckbeard?
If it is, I think I’ve secretly been gay, even though images of a dick do nothing for me.
Hmm, If you want to be sure I can send you another one
Look I said it was nice, but it was a one-time thing that my friends made me do on a lark.
I think the proper description for that repeated one-time activity is “larking off”.
I don’t want any of that gay stuff. Only totally straight stuff like watching straight pornography together in my garage. No touching each other obviously, we’re just straight bros hanging out together.
Only if you use a razor.
Personally, I only shave with a buck knife my grandfather used in the war. Somehow he kept hold of it when he was a POW. Not quite sure how he hid it from the guards. When I asked he would always change the subject.
Anyhow, nothing gay about shaving with your grandfather's POW knife.
(/s)
Selling twice as many razors.
Literally.
And an overpriced one. The pink tax is real.
The women's razor industry IS the reason cis women have leg hair!
You see, they are actually lacing FEMALES's razors and shaving products with a growth hormone to stimulate hair growth on their legs! And in addition to increased sales, they are trying to make being trans more normalized and, dare I say it? More accepted in society.
Can you even imagine? Accepting people for who they are and, not judging people based on personal health decisions, but instead on the quality of their character, personality, and their actions??? Disgusting.
/s because...ya know.
Right, I’ve been shaving my legs for 40 years to remove the illusion of leg hair, so delighted I no longer need to.
All you had to do was stop believing.
You're doing it Peter!
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Run home Jack!
BANGARANG
🎶 🎵 Juuuuust stop 🎶 belieeeevin' 🎶 🎵
That’s not what Journey told us
Bet you didn’t wake up today expecting to find out that you’re trans.
We’re going to save so much money not having to buy those pesky razors!
Or maybe you’re just trans 😂 /s
Weird how there's a whole global industry for leg-shaving products for women.
big shaving is out to get you!
They are putting the secret real hair regrowth formula in women’s soap!
Baby formula helps make your grow!
Conditioner makes your hair soft and smell good!
On a serious note my gf buys men’s disposable razors saying they’re cheaper is that true?
Same with deoderant. In addition to being more expensive, the deoderant is also in a smaller container.
Also less effective from what I've seen. My wife wears my deodorant if she's not planning to be in public because it works better and I don't really care about the smell.
Why doesn’t she wear “men’s” deodorant in public if it works better?
Based on the comment she probably doesn’t like the scent much
Context clue use for the win! 🤘🏼
Yup. Women get hit with a pink tax, and the same shit is more. I bought a $15 electric razor from Wal-Mart. I don't pay the pink tax unless I have to.
Get men's stuff. Same stuff but seemingly made sturdier and costs less. Please, ladies, stop borrowing our razors.
Every gf I've ever had, I bought her the exact same stuff I use but in a different color. One, because a lot of it works better and two, it's cheaper. I feel bad women get pinged in the pocketbook for basic shit, then it doesn't last as long or just sucks out of the box. Plus, you get all that super soft skin pressed against you later on.
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Get men’s stuff. Same stuff but seemingly made sturdier and costs less.
That’s exactly what she said she does :p
Yea, but now you heard it from a man /s
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This entire thread is cursed lmfao
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Holy crap I AM part of the problem 😳
Valid point!
Information is definitely more impactful when mansplained! Lol
/s
My husband gave up his razor fight. They are now our razors. evil laugh
Only thing that doesn’t work with is feminine hygiene products. Yep- every month we pay a pink tax
How much does one periods worth of tampons/pads cost typically(and if you’re in the USA what state you from just for context)? As I’ve grown to be an adult, and began noticing the luxury items my mom had that I didn’t used to have to pay for like Advil and allergy pills are insanely expensive and the thought never crossed my mind about feminine hygiene products until now. I wonder how pissed off id be about having to spend on that. There’s a range where I’d shrug my shoulders and say “oh well, what’s gotta be, has got to be, it’s a necessity” and there’s a range where I’d be shouting curses about the fairness and being extra extra pissed off.
I have a really heavy period, and only one kind of tampon that feels comfortable and works well, so I spend $20/month on menstrual products and sleep very little during shark week bc I cannot sleep through the night without turning my bed into a murder scene lookalike
I've had to pay it. I used to by tampons when deploying, especially if it was a combat or hazardous area. My wife was freaked when she first saw it asking why I'm I was buying a type she's never used. Took me a while to explain they work really well for bullet entry wounds. Just shove it in and it absorbs and plugs the hole until I can get patched up. I didn't even bother with the condoms I usually bought for the end of the rifle barrel. Wow, that's wide open for double entendre.
I got myself a few menstrual cups, only have to pay that tax after a few years.
Packs of socks, if you don't care about cute patterns or colors, are better made and less expensive. Pretty much every last thing for personal care and hygiene that has been made marketed as 'women's' via design, color and packaging that you can get the same damn thing as a 'mens' product is not only often less expensive, but better made and lasts longer. This ends up going for a lot of things outside personal care and is ridiculous.
Yes. And if i’m being honest, allegedly they’re not much different to men’s ones sometimes.
The pink tax needs to fuck off.
That said, the Venus razor was used for a Star Wars communicator in Phantom Menace. Google Qui-Gon Jin's communicator, and you'll see it looks just like a Venus razor. :)
Not only are they cheaper, they work better.
Men's razors are designed to flex and conform to the contours of a face. Women's razors are not as flexible, so they don't conform to the curves and angles of a leg/knee/ armpit/ect
Absolutely true. I bought my wife a nice safety razor where we can replace the blades on it, and it's $25 for a box of 100 of the highest quality blades (Feather brand). We can get some cheaper ones if we want to go down a bit in quality, and it's $12 for a box of 100 (Astra, or maybe Personna; just depends on the deal through Amazon). She bought 100 of them two years ago, and we just had to refill them last week.
My friend told me her female ob/gyn told her the best razors are Mach 3's. Or now they make Mach 4's which have 4 blades. Just buy the handle and get refill blades.
Oh Lord, yes.
MUCH cheaper.
Big trans created big shaving!!!!!!!!
My hyper-Christian roommate in college told me that women don't have the urge to masturbate and I was like my dude, there is an entire industry. There are factories.
Did he think gay men were single handedly supporting the global dildo industry?
Big gay supports big dildo which supports trans rights for furry legs......gay frogs
HOT DIGGITY DARNIT THE FURRIES ARE IN ON IT TOO?!
What I also think it's weird is how most of commercials will show a woman shaving a hairless leg
At most you get the little animated hair follicle, lol.
I haven’t had tv in decades; are they still doing the blue period blood thing?
Yep lol
It doesn't glide as elegantly when there's actual hairs to cut, and I'd bet they're not even using the actual blades anyway, seems like they wouldn't want to risk the leg actress cutting herself on retakes.
TIL that I am a trans woman
Because only trans women have leg hair
I feel so enlightened! How did I not know this about myself before
/s
clutches pearls Leg hair? How's that big floppy penis sir?
Just checked… holy moly I didn’t realize I had a 10” wang till now!! No clue how it remained hidden all those years cause it’s HUGE bro
And apparently I'm no longer trans? Because I lasered all of my leg hair off?
Wait... do these people not know that many women shave their legs and underarms? It's beards that women don't usually have. Beards. Pay attention.
Except Dwarven women (according to Aragorn)
Unless you have PCOS which causes elevated levels of testosterone and can result in more hair, along with other symptoms.
And apparently male pattern baldness in some cases.
I have PCOS, and such minimal leg and body hair that everyone thinks I got it lasered. Genetics still play a part and we're just not fuzzy folks. My husband's family, that's a whole different story. They have fuzzy hobbit feet and grow their own winter sweater.
PCOS may or may not cause fertility problems. I struggled like crazy to get pregnant and then carry to term. While a friend of mine with PCOS can grow a full beard that could challenge my husband, but has 6 kids and basically got pregnant every time her husband looked at her if she wasn't already pregnant.
It's a weird thing.
Why would we expect these men to have basic knowledge about women when most of them have probably never even touched a woman?
I kinda suspect that whoever created this never have been anywhere near any other woman than his mom
Don’t bother your brain with it, this person 100% believes Trump is the second coming and the world is flat.
Hell i have heard some of these guys Insist that Wiping their own ass or cleaning their ass or penis is Gay and refuse to do it… I choose to believe this to be internet trolling but i have my doubts
It’s crazy how the gop seems to be the vector for all these things 😂😂😂
Oh this is Definitely True for Trump he probably considers it gay if he has anyone but a woman wipe him
Actually that was Keith Schiller's job.
"He's [Trump] incontinent from all the speed, all the Adderall he does, the cocaine that he has done for decades. All that stuff has a laxative effect on your bowels and his are uncontrollable."
Casler said that Trump has been wearing 'diapers since probably the 90s'. Adding that they often had to stop the show in order for Trump to change his diaper, Casler said that Keith Schiller's job was to take Trump offset and wipe him down. "Our nickname for Keith was wet wipes."
Casler added that Trump does it and he almost sits there unaware of it, and one time he saw Ivanka have to kind of go whisper in his ear and then Keith came and took him offstage.
"Trump not cleaning himself when changing out Depends, it is because he wears a hard plastic girdle and he doesn't have the freedom of movement. It's why you see him turn his body from the waist so strangely when standing."
"He would soil himself often after flying into a rage and cursing out the Script Dept because he couldn’t read a word. One time there was the word 'arbitrage' on a cue card and he freaked out and started screaming that the script department was setting him up then very loudly evacuated his bowels and you could smell it."
Love how there’s a whole industry that got rich off of telling women that their body hair is disgusting and then this guy is like “women just don’t have body hair, weird”
Crazy how they managed to go their entire life up to this point without interacting with even a single woman.
Lil buddy is in love with the idea of women, not actual women.
Men like this were taught to desire women, not to actually like them.
Tell me you've never had a long-term girlfriend without telling me you've never had a long-term girlfriend...
There’s always that point around mid January where I realize it’s been literal weeks since I’ve shaved my legs
And then by that point it seems like too much of a pain lol, so I let it continue until March.
I notice when my spouse has been growing out her "winter coat".
It's only irritating for like three days when it's prickly before it softens up.
Honestly I wouldn't even notice if it wasn't for the little scratchy feeling.
Came here for this comment. Dude has never been with a woman lol
Or grew up with a sister.
Or have a mum
I only have boy kids, but I don't hide my "woman" stuff from them. We share a bathroom and they see shavers and tampons. They've asked me about them and I tell them what they're for. It's weird to me that boys can grow up with a mother, go to a co-ed school, and not know anything about the biology of women.
Lamo. For the longest time I thought my hair was falling out and turning into big clumps. Should have tipped me off that it was blonde.
I’m not a smart man.
I know we like to joke about incels and never having been with a woman, but seriously no one who’s lived with a woman wouldn’t know that women shave their legs on the regular. This fucker has actually never touched a woman
Nor ever seen ads for women’s hair removal products? Does he think that there are so many trans women that they keep this huge market going?
Nor ever seen ads for women’s hair removal products?
Now that I think about it, every shaving ad for women (that I can remember) shows a woman with zero hair on her legs, shaving nothing but shaving cream.
Maybe they honestly think we don't grow hair on our legs and shaving is just something we do as some weird ritual to honor the shower gods.
They never show hair, it is a pet peeve of mine. I do t need to see the razor glading on a bare leg!
seriously!! They should be picking the hairiest models they can to show how effective the product is, lmao. It's like making an ad for a stain remover, except when they show how effective it is, they just pour it all over fabric with 0 stains on it in the first place.
Skin care products do that too. They pick a 25yo model with the most perfect skin. It is inspirational, sure, but if I am looking for a anti aging or anti acne product, I kind of want to see someone who is dealing with these issues.
And "bodybuilding equipment" with absolutely chiseled male models. They are the last people who needed those "as-seen-on-TV" crap, and you certainly can't build their kind of physique with a piece of molded plastic lol
Off topic but same with toothbrush ads. The toothbrush is always off. It's like a non-electric toothbrush just gliding over the actor's teeth. I can't unsee that shit and it drives me nuts lol
I remember seeing some results of a poll and people literally thought that like 20% of the American population was trans. Shit was fucking wild. I can only assume its because there SO much media/political attention on us that its skewing people's perspectives.
For anyone whose not aware trans people are like...1% of the population or less. All this hate, bluster, tax payer money, and legislation time spent to persecute 1% of the population.
That’s pretty much always been the fascist play. Just pick a random 1% segment of your population and act like they’re an existential threat. Then you won’t mind the encroaching authoritarianism as much.
"Sure. I'll give up a bunch of my rights as long as THOSE PEOPLE get hurt!"
Yes. MAGAs are literally that much more evil than intelligent. It's honestly actually kind of wild how much we tolerate it.
Not even 20% of Portland is trans.
Hey, I’m doing my best, okay? I can only transify random people so fast
Conservative demonizing and misinformation has an alarmingly large chunk of people believing that something like 20% of the entire population are trans, so...yeah?
https://today.yougov.com/politics/articles/41556-americans-misestimate-small-subgroups-population
So let me get this straight.
Theh believe one in every five fucking people is trans, but wants a fifth of the population to dissappear?
If one in every 5 people were trans, the whole world would look so much better. As a transwoman, we are so rare that meeting one out in public is like an automatic stress relief. There's an instant connection and camraderie you wouldn't get if you weren't a marginalized group
It's not exactly a conclusion one reaches through rational consideration, so I wouldn't expect such folks to have thought through the longer-term effects of realizing their genocidal dreams.
And apparently doesn't have a mom? I don't see how you could grow up without (a) knowing your mom shaves her legs or (b) seeing her hairy legs.
But also…trans women often shave their legs too because they often conform to female beauty conventions as well. Often more consistently than cis women as they are trying to fly under the radar.
I long for the day that no one gives a fuck whether or not anyone decides to shave their legs or anything else! Or not! Can we just live our lives?
I do now. I havent shaved for over 40 years. I dgaf what anyone says about my legs. They are my legs and what I think matters. How dare this maggot claim that people with physical problems or body choices are not women. Keep hiding in your mother's basement troll. We are animals, specifically mammals and we all grow hair.
Also being on estrogen has reduced my body hair. I have less than most of my girl friends. I went from full viking chest to like a few stray hairs lmao
That's impossible, back 20 years ago I knew a girl with hairy legs, but trans people were invented in the last few years, according to some people.
/j of course.
Fucking time travelers.
Transness was discovered by LGBT inventor Miss Hellen Trans. She was the first to discover transness through her trans-urban graphometer.
Not before she made her mark as a mechanic and started her transgender agenda aka "trans mission". She also went into the medical field and invented viral and baterial "trans mission" in order to spread that agenda.
The trans mission later inspired Henry Ford to adopt the principles which gave birth to the single axle Ford Transmission 🫡
Me, a cis woman, in the winter
Are you Persian, by any chance? lol
Scottish works too. Pretty sure that’s where my fur coat comes from. The extra bonus is that because I also have blindingly pale skin the dark hair shows up really well.
What a weird way of telling everyone you never seen a woman without pants on
I just leaned that my wife of 24 years is trans. How the hell did she have all those kids?
You must be trans as well, it's the only explanation.
got the deluxe package during bottom surgery
I just learned my 5yo daughter is trans. Sneaky to get the assignment surgery in utero, almost had me fooled when she came out without a wiener!
Or she's my wife during the winter. it's just a hair man... you got it, i got it. Some got more, and some got less
When my wife has her “omg I need to shave my legs they’re so hairy”, I usually look at her legs, look at her face, look at my own legs, and then just chuckle.
Why? Does she have a big, bushy beard that puts her legs to shame?
Oh no don’t say that or she’ll start believing that the one black hair she spots around her jaw counts as a beard!
I thought you were going to say “she’ll start shaving her face and her beard is one of my favorite things about her”
Shh, she’s reading his comments. Can’t let her guess his true intentions.
Mammals, buddy. Boobs and hair. Pick two.
At the risk of my wife seeing this and shooting me soon afterwards, she has more hair on her legs than I do on my body. But, to be fair, I have little to no hair on my body.
I have a carpet of hair from my ass down to my ankles, so whatever my wife complains about when talking about her legs I don’t even register those as hairs.
Omg I'm trans? Where's my complimentary penis?? I DEMAND THE PENIS I'M OWED!!
It's in the drawer next to your bed? That's where my wife keeps her penises.
Small world, my wife keeps her penises in the drawer next to your bed too...
I know a few trans women who would be happy to donate their extra penises.
Good news, everyone, it's detachable!
Just don't lose it...
let me know when the complementary penis arrives so I can have my paycheque adjusted accordingly
That's a lot of words to let people know they have never had a girlfriend.
This kind of thing needs to be dealt with waaay before dumb kids grow up and become dumb adults.
A coworker of mine was a teacher's aid in a middle school for a couple of years before changing careers. A girl in one of her 6th grade classes two years ago, was singled out because two boys in her class kept telling everyone she was actually a boy trying to get into the girls' bathroom. It turned into a whole rumor that she was trans and this became a source of controversy with some parents that heard about it.
This was all because she had visible hair on her legs and in her armpits and hadn't started shaving yet. That's it. That's the whole reason.
This 11 year old girl, going through typical female puberty was getting a spotlight thrown on her for having body hair that wasn't shaved.
You can maybe excuse the boys for being ignorant and cruel because they were also just kids and mindlessly picking on another kid, as kids do sometimes.
But boys who don't know jack shit about girls and have no respect for them grow up to be men who don't know jack shit and don't respect girls and women, if you don't correct that kind of ignorance and rudeness early on.
hadn't started shaving yet
I was really hoping we could end this mandatory shaving for women in this generation...
Yeah. For whatever reason my leg hair started to come in way before all the other puberty stuff. It was just a little fuzz but I have really dark hair so it was very noticeable.
We had swimming lessons at school and 9-year old me was so happy in my new spiderman swimsuit. Until the other kids started pointing at my legs, laughing, pretending to gag and making monkey noises. Female (!!) teacher noticed, pulled me aside and scolded me that she'll need to call my parents because it's inappropriate and disgusting to not shave. I didn't even know what was going on. My birthday was a few weeks later and my parents got me a fucking razor set.
I'm so glad people are slowly starting to normalise body hair.
God, that's brutal.
Kids can be mean and thoughtless because they're immature, but it's really awful when adults put that kind of pressure on children.
My daughter didn't shave until college. She's not Trans but her boyfriend is. F anyone telling people how to deal with their body hair.
They don't fart and poop either!
I wonder if o-op is one of the guys who when asked how women pee with a tampon, responded “well, you gotta take it out, right?”.
Oh he 100% thinks women pee and menstruate from the same hole.
I mean, I work in healthcare and do enormous amounts of women's healthcare, and a *LOT* of women don't know this distinction either. We are about 8 hours past when I was showing a patient that there was fluid building up in her uterus, likely blood products, and she flatly responded "Well isn't that just pee?" In her uterus. In. Her. Uterus.
Sadly I have to agree. I got in an actual argument with a friend of a friend because she absolutely insisted it was only 1 hole and that only men have urethras. She knows Ive studied biology extensively at a university level and she knows she struggled to graduate high school.
But no, no, Im wrong about this.
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
"'CIS' women aren't mammals!"
For a movement of people claiming to be representing "the truth" and "reality" and "only two genders" blah blah blah, it does genuinely seem at times that the truth and reality are the last of their priorities. If I didn't know any better, I would say that they were pushing an agenda and will tell you literally anything they think you want to hear to join their cause..
I knew my sister was a guy! No way she could beat me on video games!
so they've heard of Occam's razor but not a lady's razor........
Weirdly enough I'm a bloke and for some reason I have almost completely hairless, smooth legs.
I'm trying to work out why.
All the women were hairy until about the time Gillette figured out how advertising worked.
They just wanted to sell more razors and dudes only have so much face to shave.
The impact advertising has had on culture is fascinating.
Women shaving damn near every inch of their body their entire adult lives and men basically just shaving their faces slightly seems wildly problematic for me. The thing that makes me even uncomfortable is why do we think adult women should have basically zero body hair? Is it because prepubescent girls don't have much body hair? Is that what we're trying to recreate here?
Call me weird but body hair on a woman doesn't bother me at all. Bring it on!
I'm gonna go tell my sasquatch wife she's trans
Edit: P.s., she farts like a clydesdale
Incels know women are mammals too, right?
I wish they would normalize body hair for women. It gets exhausting shaving so often.
You dont have to. Something not talked about is how weird it is that its seen by so many as repulsive or disgusting but ONLY on a woman. Can you imagine if people as a whole recoiled at seeing a man with an unshaven face? The stark difference in standards here sucks. Even men who have absolutely no interest in you will recoil from simple leg hair (like family members). Its bizarre how stigmatized something so natural is.
The one nice thing about marching into late middle age is I no longer have enough energy to care so I just stopped shaving.
Or I just said fuck it and stopped shaving my legs years ago because no one actually cares???
Transphobes claim that trans people erase cis women, yet here we see that the transphobes are in fact the ones erasing cis women.
Who gon tell him?
Looks like my wife's either been hiding something from me or she has a hormonal imbalance because she shaves her legs (and her armpits).
I'll have a talk with her tonight and I'll let everyone know what the update is.
They also can't orgasm, right fellas? What a myth
Sadly they are not /s
We're all hairy animals. Deal with it.
You heard HIM trad-wives, don’t ever let him see leg hair.
This is about training YOU, not trans people.
TIL I’m trans. Who knew? 🤷🏻♀️
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I honestly wish more women had legs that looked like the women’s legs in this pic
Wait until he figures out that if we don't trim our pubes, it looks like we've got a Sasquatch in a thighlock.
They’ve obviously never seen a woman before
I’m going to make sure hair stay on my legs so I know what idiots to avoid when I start dating again
Welcome to Greece,
My wife is going to be devastated when I tell her she’s actually a trans man😓
Incels don’t know anything about women.
Oh you sweet summer child
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