Or work in a food court.

Right? I actually read the post and went, "WTF?! Nutrition is a vital aspect of health care!" and then read the first comment and went, "Ooooooooooh........ Yeah, that makes more sense."

I had surgery on my ankle late in April and have basically been on bed rest since then. I've lost all semblance of the passage of time.

I actually got excited for a second and went, "Hey! That's like tomorrow!" and then went, "No, wait.... Is it still April? I think maybe it's May...."

And then I got to the 2069 part of your comment, and now I'm sad.

The best narcissist. The narcissist of narcissists. The narcissist all the other narcissists approach with tears in their eyes, saying, "Sir, how can I narcissist like you?!"

Is there any word when the update is coming to the switch?

If you restart your game because you die in the mine, an NPC attempts to murder you on the next play through.

I don’t get how people can know so little about a place they likely paid a lot of money to visit, and it’s not like the park doesn’t try to warn people, they give out tons of fliers when you get there telling you the animals are wild and can be dangerous.

It's not even a new thing.

Twenty-five/thirty years ago, my 8th grade teacher told us a story of being stuck in a buffalo jam. As they were sitting there, waiting for the herd to finish moseying across the road, one huge bull turned and started ambling along the cars, looking in through the windows. A couple cars in front of Mr. B___, this woman rolled her window down and held some sort of treat out toward it.

The bull, naturally, ate the treat. And the next one. And the next one. This woman is feeding him and posing, and her husband is snapping pictures, and they're just so obviously having the time of their lives.

And then they ran out of treats. And the buffalo wasn't done eating treats.

There's this move you see calves do where they headbutt the mom to get them to let down more milk. This bull proceeded to ask for more treats in approved bovine fashion - 1000+ lbs of muscle and horn against a little compact car.

They had to call a wrecker after he finally ambled off.

It's amazing that we haven't extincted ourselves.

Quiverfull. 🤢🤮

I suspect he should have added cook and clean as well.

This is the kind of guy that thinks a deep desire to cook and clean for a man is a standard installation on the most basic model of woman.

He wants deserves the hot (but natural) bang maid package with the deluxe Trad Wife add on. $10 says he's also looking for the elusive "pure and virginal but an also horny porn star who will do anything for you" edition.

I have one in my city. I haven't met her, but I've met a ton of people who have.

Off the top of my head?

Remember the talented but insufferable jock from high school? Now imagine him if the hero worship never stopped, reality never bitch slapped him in the face, and he ended up getting obscene amounts of money thrown at him.

It's right there in the sub name. "Boomers being fools." If the sub was called, "Boomers are fools," then their feelings would make sense but it isn't, so their feelings are 100% misplaced.

It's like Bad Janet's line in The Good Place: "You know why they're called Baby Boomers, right? Because the tiniest prick to their ego and Boom! They become babies!!!"

Please, don't be stupid.

Everyone knows that nuking the hurricane is the only real option.

Mine do a mix of Fox and Newsmax. Unfortunately, Newsmax' far-right craziness and propaganda has made them believe that by continuing to watch "liberal" Fox, they are consuming a fair and balanced selection of news.

No, you see, they're the only ones reporting The Truth^TM (even when they get caught in lies or report stories that are easily debunkable with a five second Google search)!!!!

"Okay, i just have to get in the right mindset. 'Duh, I'm a human! My eating tube is next to my breathing tube! My arms end in stupid little sticks!' Okay, I'm ready."

Most people won’t watch it, but will rely on fox “news” to tell them who won

Ah, you've met my family, I see..... :/

I mean, unless they're using viagra there has to be at least some level of sexual excitement involved.

For some people, the anticipation of inflicting sexual violence is the arousing part. Doesn't matter who or what the victim is.

..... it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize what had happened there. Time for bed, I guess.

I’m surprised no one has suggested using it as a guest room for their mother in law.

It's not soundproof. Fatal design flaw.

Right? This guy gives severe "Lesbians just need to experience my dick," energy.

Talibangeligals.

5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.

"This is self-inflicted friendly fire!!!"

"That's what happens to children!"

.......

Why are they carrying real guns with live ammo again?

I'm not sure that's quite the same; Tolkien was a college professor who wrote a few books on the side. It wasn't exactly his day job.