Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring them cameras and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours.
Honestly I think it'd be cool to do shrooms with the Pope. He's a pretty cool guy as far as popes in my lifetime. I would def not do hallucinogens with Benedict he was a scary mfer
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Church leaders have reacted with shock to reports that the Spice Girls have cast doubt on the religious convictions of the pope. A Vatican spokesman said the pontiff was hurt and confused by the suggestion that he may not be catholic.
Also would ask “Why the hell did Vatican Police arrest Don Novello????? You know the guy from Saturday Night Live who’s shtick is playing the Character Father Guido Sarducci”
"So.....how about that Spanish Inquisition?"