King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis the Peasant: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
"How's the old empire, eh? Those colonies in America, India, Rhodesia still a source of the Crown's pride? British Palestine, Jamaica, New Zealand, Australia still making the empire a place where the sun never sets? What's that? You lost them all? Rotten luck, that. Well, keep a stiff upper lip and carry on."
(Just a joke, the world's better off without colonialism)
"You is just a pretender. Everyone knows that there Queen Elizabeth done went and knighted Donald Trump and said he gonna be King of England after she went and died."
"Holy shit! Wow! Bet you never though this day would come, huh? I mean are finally King of England. Honestly, we all thought you would go before Elizabeth and we'd see King Wiliam way the hell before we ever saw King Charles."
Hello, your holiness. If I can be honest, I don't really like you, and I like Dianna and Meghan / Harry more. Have you ever thought that Diana would still be a love if you haven't cheated on her?
Hey, where's that pretty little thing you married? No, not her, the pretty one with the legs! Y'all had plates made when you got married, remember???? You know the one I'm talking about!
Hey Charles, I heard a great joke
What's the difference between King Charles and a vibrator?
One is fucking Camilla, the other is fucking an entire empire.