Take other billionaires with you please.

Wow, just as I suspected. My home town right in the middle is not even mentioned.

When someone tells me they are from Seattle I always ask which neighborhood.

Buying the right amount of things so you get the most change back so you can get a bus ride.

Find your self a good arrow napper and ask how many shells to work it.

You were supposed to bring food to their housewarming party as a gift. You were charged because you didn't.