UPDATE POST EARNINGS= I hedged so I'm cool= Hey assholes, no false advertisement. I said it would crush and beat earnings. You tell me 62 cents and vs a measely .49 cents expected and 6.8 bil vs 6.6Bil wasn't bitch slapping and chaffing your but cheeks. Guidance to a 1.00 -1.16 eps next quarter and 7.8 Bil next Qtr Rev aint crushing vs last year same qtr having NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. U think this ER was bad? *** Go Faaaack yourselvesssss *** Recuperates tomorrow and evaporates most beary gains tomorrow and all next week. AI aint no bubble little bitches. Price corrections don't change the AI fundamentals. AI is your daddy. You wanna give me cheap shares I take em.
Lmao this didnt age well.
Mu WiLl CrUsH EaRnInGs :4267::4271:
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Look at this regard, writing small doesn’t mean you’re smart:4267::4271:
Look at this regard. Posting the same emojis he’s seen others do. Very original.
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Fuck me. That shit got old before even I saw it first.
You ok, champ?
Hahahhaha
Did you post a position somewhere in there?
His position is all in on cup ramen’s for a while.
TL;DR
Micron's got a negative PE of -41.24 but hey, it's super cheap! AI is the future and Micron's memory is magical. Samsung prefers Micron over their own chips, so just buy and hold. Bears are clueless. End of story.
Yes but stock down anyways regard
do we know why?
Cause this guy had calls :4260:
50% of my portfolio is MU, and I've been doing really well until this asshole showed up.
ouch
lol the all caps stuff in there looks somehow even dumber in small writing :4271::4271::4271:
Puts it is.
LMFAO COOKED BRO. IM COOKED
Didn’t even read the post. Straight to the comments :4271:
Bro we all know MU will destroy ER. But somehow lowkey we also know puts are gonna print
but will they though, those puts... will they.....
What am I looking at
Someone spending 2.8 million dollars on 5,250 calls expiry July 19th pt 160 and less than half a mil on 500 puts. pt 115 expiry January 2025, hahaha. Bottom left corner. Largest purchases of the day. Als o see calls to puts ratio. Looks pretty bully to me. Just sayin. Not a financial advisor. Peace out fellow apes, and my best to everyone after the bell, bull or bear. I'm hedged but leaning bullish.
Oof
Futureseer
The IV crush tomorrow is tingling my smol balls
… this entire sub is just bots flooding us for pump and dumps again recently.
And also intel bag holders convincing us why they are the next Warren buffet
The Intel bag holders have been posting non stop. Wouldn’t be surprised if half of them are bot accounts.
I'm not a bot, I'm a real human being.:4260:
Call holders should be fucking worried.
Um…definitely nervous but enjoying the confirmation bias.
ok
Beat/Beat = down. lol what
Was a beat not a crush... the expectations were too high. IMO it'll rise in the next few days but glad I didn't buy before the close. Sheesh...
I bought $100k worth of $150C in my paper trading account for fun lol. Whoops
lol... that's what sim accts are for haha
Forecasts, look at their guidance. You can have a huge miss or a huge beat, but guidance is what affects price.
You're still alive bro?
Kicking 'bro' UPDATE POST EARNINGS= I hedged so I'm cool= Hey assholes, no false advertisement. I said it would crush and beat earnings. You tell me 62 cents and vs a measely .49 cents expected and 6.8 bil vs 6.6Bil guidance to to a 1.00 -1.16 eps next quarter and 7.8 Bil next Qtr Rev aint crushing vs last year same qtr having NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. U think this ER was bad? Go Faaaack yourselvesssss. Recuperates tomorrow and evaporates most beary gains tomorrow and all next week. AI aint no bubble little bitches. Price corrections don't change the AI fundamentals. AI is your daddy. You wanna give me cheap shares I take em.
Lmao bro was so convinced this stock is undervalued and still hedged like a ghey ass mfer
What a loser
Only a wise trader hedges u little comment poster fool.
"Wise trader"
Jerking yourself off in the comments isn't going to reverse your losses buddy
Enjoy taking your account to ZERO
I see your put gains evaporating... slow burn upward, Analyst seem to think my long term holdings will give me great gains kid.
Ah yes, the imaginary "put gains"
Get your head out of your ass mate, not everybody is here to talk their book so confidently and then say "Oopsie I was hedged all this time"
I see no downgrade on this qtr, do you? lol... fools.
Your cheeks, just got clapped.
UPDATE POST EARNINGS= I hedged so I'm cool= Hey assholes, no false advertisement. I said it would crush and beat earnings. You tell me 62 cents and vs a measely .49 cents expected and 6.8 bil vs 6.6Bil guidance to to a 1.00 -1.16 eps next quarter and 7.8 Bil next Qtr Rev aint crushing vs last year same qtr having NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. U think this ER was bad? Go Faaaack yourselvesssss. Recuperates tomorrow and evaporates most beary gains tomorrow and all next week. AI aint no bubble little bitches. Price corrections don't change the AI fundamentals. AI is your daddy. You wanna give me cheap shares I take em.
Lmao what an idiot
UPDATE POST EARNINGS= I hedged so I'm cool= Hey assholes, no false advertisement. I said it would crush and beat earnings. You tell me 62 cents and vs a measely .49 cents expected and 6.8 bil vs 6.6Bil guidance to to a 1.00 -1.16 eps next quarter and 7.8 Bil next Qtr Rev aint crushing vs last year same qtr having NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. U think this ER was bad? Go Faaaack yourselvesssss. Recuperates tomorrow and evaporates most beary gains tomorrow and all next week. AI aint no bubble little bitches. Price corrections don't change the AI fundamentals. AI is your daddy. You wanna give me cheap shares I take em.
Positions?
fuck't
TNA will be up tomorrow. Let’s see how that ages
Glorious beat. Market knows whats up. Bear Put gains slowly evaporating..before they even printed tomorrow.
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everyone, get in here
If the dude doesn't.know how to use paragraphs... you think he knows about MU?
YEAH... UM.... NO.
UPDATE POST EARNINGS= I hedged so I'm cool= Hey assholes, no false advertisement. I said it would crush and beat earnings. You tell me 62 cents and vs a measely .49 cents expected and 6.8 bil vs 6.6Bil guidance to to a 1.00 -1.16 eps next quarter and 7.8 Bil next Qtr Rev aint crushing vs last year same qtr having NEGATIVE CASH FLOW. U think this ER was bad? Go Faaaack yourselvesssss. Recuperates tomorrow and evaporates most beary gains tomorrow and all next week. AI aint no bubble little bitches. Price corrections don't change the AI fundamentals. AI is your daddy. You wanna give me cheap shares I take em.
Market thinks it's bad.... Too much Capex and conservative guidance.
Congrats... yer now a baggie.
Nahh, market doesn't think it's bad son. TAil inbetween legs selloff follow the crowd sell off happened yesterday, today is I want my shares back. No Analyst downgrades today on your idiotic take on capex... all our friendly Analyst just told pos can't do math on valuation bear, to go eff themselves.... with a big fat spiky stick... thinks 'capex' too highhh, lol... BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, go find out wht their guidance revenue is son.
It's not my take....my guess is your ability to read is about as good as your sentence structure. Now enjoy those bags ass clown.
English major? kinda sucks eh? taking your chances in the markets instead, wise. Except that punctuation skill won't work here kid. Grammar Nazi's... are fun, not an endearing way for you though...
Go read your Robert Frost, so you can get through your bad trades... always nice to read some nice prose to work off the drepression stress from bad trades. ( lol ) ..
Under $130 today?
No WAY you make money at this.
Edit: What other trades are you in right now? I'll inverse them.
you sure you're not too distracted with punctuation?
Imagine spending that much time on a post just to be horribly wrong. That’s 80% of WSB. Welcome brother
CEO exercised his calls at 28$ a share and sold them for 155$ a share on the 18th. It's been on a decline since then
Lol... like he sold out his entire position right? and won't get anymore option incentives right. Whatevs.
Rekt em Ralph
Dropping as we speak 🤣
Lol
Please record the 2024 version of “guh”
Maybe if you learned how to space your shit out, your wishful thinking would've come true
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Came back to laugh :4271::4271::4271:
Im laughing with you.
I shorted $MU and made a quick $900. Most of the time good tech stocks do well and the computers just auto sell for a 10-15% dip anyway. Its a tale as old as time.
Micron like almost all other semiconductors are getting very political. Also the market cap of micron is around 100billion USD, which is almost the price of the next gen Fab. They are receiving a lot of subsidiaries for these. Investing in semiconductor stock right bow is like sleeping in the same bed with elephants, it is very risky... :51295:
🪦 OP
Recuperates tomorrow and evaporates most beary gains tomorrow and all next week
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Let go.... 1t company soon... NVDA little bitch onside... should gave $MU an hawk tuah to make $MU a green d up... lets go
No as I am staring to its price.
MU 135c 1 DTE at open tomorrow. Bet on the rebound
Yeeup.
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