Stay gaming bro. Don’t worry about no females.

Bring data with you to any meeting. Show value. Maybe they’re somehow not aware?

Literally bring a folder with you with things you’ve accomplished in the past quarter. Then cite cost of living issues and just be honest with them.

$37.5k???

You could work at McDonalds and make that much. What the fuck??

It’s ok to keep driver in the bag. Nothing wrong with a 200 yard 5 iron off the tee. Puts you in position to make par every time. If you’re not hitting the big stick well that day, give it a rest. You’ll have a more enjoyable round.

156%

Not big

Dude the average gain is 4.5 inches, or so I’m told.

So, you have to be an underwater Venus fly trap?

Ball should be on the green. Go get em, sport.

That was awful. I loved that they had to cut him off because he was in Outer Space.

That was a garbage call. Remember watching it live. Never a penalty.