What happened to law and order?
::DUM DUM::
Bah bah dannih wheeehhh
In the criminal justice system...
Bleach blond bad built butch bodies are considered especially heinous
“Our tangerine demigod literally campaigned on locking up our political opponents despite having no tangible evidence, we even chanted it at rallies. But now we suddenly have a problem with the criminal justice system where evidence of a crime being committed was presented and a conviction handed down accordingly”
- MAGA dipshits
P.S. - “Also we’re the Law and Order party!”
sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous
In New York City the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit.
Edit: spelling
These are their stories.
Bow bow bow bow-wow
Dick Wolf
Speed Weed
I read every comment in the narrator voice- ironically watching season 1 started 2 days ago. Dun dunn
Viscous felonies, because they're so thick
the officer let the case down, but we’re still investigating in secret as we’re sure the target is the real perpetrator.
Yeah, Ice, you work in the sex crimes division. He's a pedophile. You're gonna have to get used to that.
Yo, that’s messed up.
It became inconvenient
It didn’t fit their “plan” for ultimate Power.
GOP is Party over Country. Full stop. Fascist fucks.
What happened to 'If you don't like it leave'?
Right?! 😆 Funny that it only works in one direction to these fools
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
And the trick is to try and convince as many people as possible they are in an in-group, when in actually most people are just in different ranked out-groups.
See women for Trump as am example.
it only applies to those who don't have enough money to ignore problems
She is a national embarrassment
*international
if the aliens ever find out about this we'll never live it down
They keep doing fly-by's saying "nope, still not ready for our advanced technology".
"Still letting the shitty ones run things rather than working together?
Hahaha, yeah.. No"
Yeah, we're not giving them intergalactic travel.
Two extra terrestrials were flying through this solar system when one said to the other, "Hey that third planet from this star has weapons of mass destruction...!" To which the second replied, "Well that's interesting, any signs of intelligent life?" "LOL, nope..." says the first, " they have them all pointed at themselves..."
No shes all yours, we dont want any claim on her - sincerely the international community
I also belong to the international community, and I agree, keep that absolute piece of garbage over there, please. Just saying that she's such a pile of horse dung, that she is even (in)famous abroad. Not a good look.
Please?
We'll throw in the recipes for all our wonderful hamburgers to sweeten the pot. (Say what you want about the USA but I think we know how to make a mean burger )
She can't even put a flag the right way to symbolise distress.
I’ll give her credit for finding the rotate button. If you told her it needed to be “inverted” she’d think you’d mean some woke gender stuff.
the fact she didn’t blink or even remotely flinch is extremely impressive. you can almost see part of her eyes burn out of her head in real time.
Lol proof that the lizard people exist. No emotion, no clue.
Mimic human behaviour, they won't notice.
This is the best thing ever. Thank you.
Selfies are the best
Wow. This funny af.
She makes my penis inverted.
I'm guessing the stars are supposed to be bottom left?
Yes.
Yeah, and it doesn't so much have to do with the flag code so much as it has to do with the fact if you did it the way she did, the flag would have to have the holes you hook it onto the rope with on both sides.
Maybe the wind is just blowing from the other direction.
/S
Orrr the flag pole to the right of frame.
Damnit. Now I feel like a dumb dumb.
When represented graphically the flagpole is always assumed to be on the left.
Oh, great. Leftist flagpoles now?
Jokes on you. Flags right side up. Worlds upside down.
May you live in interesting times. Old Chinese curse.
I don't know what old Chinese man I pissed off but make it stop, it's interesting enough
Part of me wishes I could go back to Pre 9/11 World, when I was 21 and everything was possible and full of hope, and just stay there forever, in my warm, safe Millennium bubble where all we had to worry about was if computer clocks coild count.
Back to before the SCOTUS stole the 2000 election?
I still believe that set everything on the wrong course.
I’ve thought of that curse a lot these last few years. I want boring I’m tired of interesting.
Right? Every other year is a "once in a lifetime" catastrophe or whatever, followed by GOP fuckwads making things worse because they're a) evil and/or b) stupid.
I remember I got into an argument with someone around 2020 who genuinely thought it was a good thing that trump was in the news all the time and Obama couldn’t imagine having that kind of spotlight. Explaining to him that being in the news all the time isn’t a good thing at all was frustrating
Excuse me, Representative Greene, but the union is on the wrong side. If you’re going to fly the flag upside down as a sign of distress, maybe do it properly. Otherwise, you just look like a kid trying to be edgy.
"Pfft. Snapshot. Rotate 90. Rotate 90. Good enough." - Some intern who works for this three-toed troll and totally doesn't actually give a shit.
ngl but three toed troll made me chortle.
Those are hooves not toes.
Chortle made me gaggle
lol chortle is the word of the day!
I heard her called Sporkfoot somewhere and can't stop thinking about that. 😆
This is an insult to three toed trolls all over the world
Dude. She is literally the dumbest person in government by a country mile. I am convinced it isn’t an act with her. It’s like…unreal.
I don’t know. That’s a pretty high bar.
Boebert and Tuberville are all capable of giving her a run for her money depending on the day. MTG is definitely right there with them though.
Dude she is the Michael Jordan of being a dumbass.
I dunno, the position of GOAT GOP fuckasses is a target-rich environment. They're definitely jockeying for the lowest brain cell count between the lot of them.
But in this case she just wants the attention, and we probably shouldn't give it to her. We should rejoice that even a tiny fraction of our justice system continues to work... at least for now.
But clearly smarter than the people who voted them into office (repeatedly)
I don't know if she is. I'd assume the people are either just as dumb, or there was some huge mindset shift where the people thought "oh she's honest, and she isn't going to pull punches" when in reality she's a narcissistic know-nothing who wouldn't know a brainwave if it bit her in the ass.
Boebert and Tuberville are definitely dumb, but MTG is "forgot to take the wheels off her house and got a head injury when it ran her over" dumb. She's kind of next level.
Yeah, those two are legitimately dumb, zero higher brain function. EmptyG is just a garden variety idiot who’s not afraid to look stupid in pursuance of the grift.
Don’t forget BoBo. She’ll give Marge a run for her money in the SFB race
Bobo is gone in November
Let’s hope she is forever lost to irrelevance
But Bobo is handy in a pinch.
Dumber than Ron Johnson or Tommy The Tuberville?
She should ask Samuel Alito how to properly fly it upside down.
Edgy kids everywhere are insulted
Yeah, I’d ask mtg to suck my dick but I’d be worried the entire time that her caveperson cannibalistic instincts might kick in and she’d start chewing
Sadly, that'd make you the least stupid thing to come from her mouth
Top shelf low brow humor. Accept my upvote.
Neanderthal barbie
She’s the mental age of a middle schooler so this checks out
that's really disrespectful. my sister is in middle school and is 10x smarter than this neanderthal.
Woah woah woah. Don't insult Neanderthals like that. They were much better than her.
Neanderthals had bigger brain capacity than that cro-magnon.
Pretty sure a Paramecium has a bigger brain capacity than Moscow Marge.
I’m really tired, on my phone and thought I was reading Paracetamol. Which still is probably more intelligent than mtg.
Paramecium brought me back to Hook and Robin Williams explaining it’s a one-celled critter with no brain and can’t fly!
She bullies kids who survived a school shooting. She's a POS.
Which is technically against the many rules about how to properly treat the flag of their country
She's just representing all of her backward thinking.
I'm shocked she figured out how to rotate an image. It's probably too much to expect her to learn how to flip horizontal.
Apparently flag upside down is fine when the justice system works the way it should, but the whole US was up in arms just cause an NFL player took a knee during the anthem.
because they were black
Never forget that the idea for Kaepernik to kneel came from Nate Boyer, a former Green Beret who wanted Kaepernik's protest to still show honor to fallen soldiers.
Ding ding ding
Or when Rage Against The Machine does it.
I don't like them since they got all political. /s
You might /s but Paul Ryan unironically said that when he was speaker. Tom Morello's reaction to hearing that was basically "are you stupid?"
The good news is that prison bars look the same upside down
The bad news is he'll never see them
Awww is the bleach blonde bad built butch body upset that her cheeto daddy was convicted?
This sentence really captures a lot and should be the title of a chapter in a history book
If you don't know the origin of the phrase then you should look it up if you haven't seen it. I think MTG insulted someone for their eyelashes, and they respectfully clapped back basically saying, "If a bleach blonde bad built butch body was to insult my appearance, that would be against the rules of discourse'
while in session in congress, so it is part of the official record
And by "someone" you mean U.S. Representative Jasmine Crockett
I believe it was "would that be against discourse". She was asking for clarification lol
Truly a match made in heaven
At least now they’re owning the fact that they’re traitorous anti-American goons who despise the rule of law. For a while there they were wearing the real flags and trying to convince us all they were patriotic.
Well they also wore AR-15 pins after children had been shot in the head so that charade was long fucking gone a while ago.
God these people are despicable
They're fucking disgusting and should be ashamed. Anyone who supports them needs to take a good long look at themselves and ask why
I mean at the end of the day he’s still on the ballot so now it’s time for America to decide
They’ve been owning this fact for near a decade now.
They hide behind the guise of patriotism but anyone that pays attention and has any understanding of our government knows they are, and always have been, traitorous leaches.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism
Fascism is a far-right, authoritarian, ultranationalist political ideology and movement, characterized by a dictatorial leader
I'm starting to think these far-right, authoritarian ultranationalists who tried to start a coup to overturn an election in order to install a criminal dictator might be up to no good...
US Code: “(a) The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property”
A criminal conviction is not, I repeat NOT extreme danger to life or property.
I gave 27 years of my life to defending this flag and all that i THOUGHT it represented. I have two daughters who served as well, one of which, like me, is 100% disabled.
What the fuck did either the Trump or this despicable degenerate (i refused to acknowledge the name) do that even remotely approaches service before self and a solemn acknowledgment to give their lives for their brothers in arms and or fellow countrymen???
EDIT: I removed the bottom portion of this comment because in my seething anger at this elected official’s obvious attempt at seeking attention, I resorted to name calling, which puts me in the gutter, right next to her. In doing so I lowered myself to her level. I demonstrated a lack of leadership and I am disappointed in myself.
Everything else in the comment stands.
Fuck this three-toed pygmy trailer trash illiterate knob gobbler and her incessant need for attention.
You're a beautiful poet
I am guessing Navy with that level of poetry.
I was gonna guess Marine but there's a lot of big words up there I don't understand so idk
-Marine
I was assuming they were a USMC DI. That... is a scathing tirade, and I sort of read it in that escalating cadence that really lets you know.
Could be Army and just really took to the craft 😂
It can’t be Marine. It’s not written in red crayon! (I love [most of] y’all Semper Fi motherfuckers! 😜❤️)
Sounds like you might be suffering from a sexy learning disability. What was it? Sexlexia?
I was in the Navy and I learned to cuss from my Marines. Don't discount those crazy fuckers.
I would agree with that.
Source: was Sailor
This post is Exhibit A as far as I’m concerned as the counter argument for “libruls hate the flag”. These assholes have co-opted the American flag and conflate what’s good for trump as good for America and bad for trump as bad for America. The people who cling like hell to our flag are the very ones unraveling it.
I know people will thank you for your service, recognizing just your time invested in our armed forces; but I’d like to thank you for your service as a person. It seems like you have a good head on your shoulders and use it appropriately. For your service as a fellow human/American, I thank you.
It's like she knows Trump wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole, cuz she doesn't look anything like Ivanka, so has to give him total devotion for him to want anything to do with her
Maybe the most embarrassing example of “will sensei notice me?” I’ve seen in some time
Thank you for your service
I appreciate the sentiment, truly, but unfortunately, all we did was feed the machine that cost countless lives to satisfy the greed of the power elites.
We feed the rock while we bury the poor
Edit: it was supposed to be the rich, but I'm keeping it unedited cause I'm a dumbass
That must be expensive. Looks like he eats a lot.
Only on cheat days (every day)
Too right. As your username says, you -- we all -- deserve leaders who will be less cavalier with the lives and well-being of those who serve in the military.
Well then thank you for "Fuck this three-toed pygmy trailer trash illiterate knob gobbler and her incessant need for attention".
Even worse than that is the fact that Trump has actually insulted Biden military service in the past. Hate the guy if you want, but respect the service. God Damn I hate Trump and his poss.
Same brother. My kids former Scout leader (also a vet) has been flying it like that since January 6th. It’s insulting.
My Trump loving piece of shit neighbor did this to his flag today which flies from his house.
This is the same idiot who carved “FJB” on the back of his truck. He is a mean and bitter old man who was never loved by anyone and will die alone.
The flag should have been upside down since:
1) 8 November 2016, the day Trump was elected
2) 20 January 2017, the day Trump was inaugurated
3) 6 January 2021, the day Trump fomented an insurrection against the United States
If you display the flag vertically, it looks like red jail bars!
I remember when republicans got pissed at protesters flying the flag incorrectly let alone upside down. I seem to recall them calling for police brutality
The same lady who mocked school shootings? Fuck this moron.
She makes Sarah Palin look like Bertrand Russell.
Agree, we are living in a time where any village idiot can become a GOP US representative.
I think being the village idiot is a prerequisite to be a GOP congressman
Either the village idiot or smart but horrendously evil (McConnell).
It's because idiots make up half of the village that elected her
*more than
(actual voters, at least.)
We know you hate America, Marge. You tried to destroy it in 2021.
Ok Bleach-Blonde Bad-Built Butch Body.
Ah you can't get away with just absolutely bullshiting people when it's actually held up legally. The poor lil nazis 😪
Is that Alito? Its the butch bitch
LOL - butch bitch lmaoooo. She is too - just a horrible fucking person through and through. Like so many others in the GOP anymore.. I'm so hopeful for a blue tsunami in November to show all of these assholes it's time the country moved on from their antics.
She needs to be censured for this. She might be gutter dwelling swamp trash, but she's a member of Congress and there have to be some things that are just not allowed.
With that Christo-fascist in charge of the house? Unlikely. Just launch her to the sun and be done with her.
If we gunna hate on Kaepernick for kneeling, hate on MTG for putting the flag upside down.... you don't get to pick when it's appropriate to disrespect America cause it's convenient for you.
I'm Canadian where the ol' Maple Leaf flag isn't as revered as the US flag is to Americans, but isn't it considered poor etiquette to fly the flag upside down like this, especially by a beach blonde bad body bitch?
Again with this woman. NEVER AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT. She’s always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
Lock her traitor ass up.
Did that horse just take a knee?
Cry more, Maga snowflake.
All I hear is the constant whine of Conservatives crying wolf on a daily basis.
Reading this from Australia:
Okay...it's just the US Flag, what about it?
A man being convicted of felonies he committed is not a reason to invert the flag.
I’ve seen this type of flag somewhere recently… Oh yeah! It was on both of Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito’s family homes.
With republican’ts, everything is always somebody else’s fault.
Being this anti-American should disqualify you from public service. We need an enforceable code of ethics now
Well, at least it’s not a Confederate flag.
I don't even know how to describe this feeling of disappointment I have for this chick and the republican party in general now. It's like seeing your neighbor that you have to live next to find ways to make everyone's life a living hell and watch them blame you for letting them be stupid. Then to have other people from different neighborhoods laugh at yours because of your neighbors endless stupidity.
Like watching someone struggle with some kind of drug or alcohol addiction, blame you for it, talk about personal responsibility, then double down on whatever dumb thing they were going on about.
As if you work for someone who does really dumb things all the time and isn't at all liked because of it, but because they somehow became the boss, you have to listen to them and deal with the things you and your coworkers warn is a bad idea, but have to do it anyway because they are in charge.
Like watching someone on a riding lawnmower scream at you about how they know better and run over a rocky mole hill, spitting rocks everywhere, cracking windows and ruining the blades and the mower just to prove a point that it doesn't fully destroy the mower and now it's your problem to fix.
Like having a roommate that expects you to do all the cleaning and work and pay the bills because they are too good to do it. To which they'll take the credit for your work because they made sure you did it.
You're working on a group project and that one person always manages to start drama, get mad at everyone, doesn't do any of the work, takes credit, blames others and goes home early leaving everyone else with extra work.
At the best of times, I see this chick just fail at being a decent person and she's going to be getting paid taxpayer funds for the rest of her life and act like she's some kind of gift from god.
Quite the Russian asset
I can’t believe she shared Mrs. Alito’s post!
They're all the worst kind of people,big talkers then sore losers turn victims.
Marjorie Trailer Queen
Remember when they went ballistic over a fucking pin?
Oh kneeling for the flag is disrespectful but putting the thing upside down isn't. Hypocrites are the worst fucking people.
What this twatwaffle doesn’t understand is she is the only one in distress. She’s pretty much hated by both sides and digs a deeper hole everyday. She has her head so far up his ass she doesn’t even know when it’s daylight.
But don’t kneel during the anthem, that would be disrespecting the flag.
Proving once and for all that “respect the flag” is performative bullshit for these people.
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