…it had been in there two days in heat and was swollen as big as it could get… 🤮
Had to move this out of my wife’s car…
Other SweatyPalms 👋🏻💦Use a needle and run
BB gun from a distance
I'd like to see this.
Probably smell it if you're close enough to see it.
What!? Naw it's still good it's not even expired yet you just gotta shake it a bit cuz it got separated. Only means it's natural without stabilizers .
Just throw it
Nah. Gotta nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure
That seal is protecting us from covid-24
Someone is going to get fucked up when that thing tumbles down the conveyor belt at the trash sorter.
Some Michael Bay level shit
“I can do this”
Punt that shit !
I can smell that picture from here
That’s…gonna smell bad.
But technically still good by the date. r/frugal_jerk
Some good potential cheese there.
I will vomit everything I have ever eaten on you
Well, where do you think cheese comes from?
From God's great asshole
How dare you
Couillon 👹 parle mieux du fromage
Mais fromage jamais parle mieux du moi 😔
I came into this reddit thread an atheist, but now I'm a believer. Let there be cheese, hallelujah!
Lmao 🤣
From this car?
I assure you it doesn't come from roasting in the trunk of a Ford focus
Not too far off, tbh.
Haven’t seen you in a while Mr. Creosote.
waste not , want not i always say.
Username checks out
Reminds me of an episode of Cowboy Bebop, The Forgotten Fridge...
A CLASSIC
Time to rewatch!
Forgot a jug in the trunk one summer. Tried to clean it in every possible way, even replaced the carpet and chemical sprayed the metal but no luck. Had to scrap the car.
I stuck my hand into a backpack that I hadn't used for a while and grabbed what I can only describe as a baseball sized booger covered in too much dust. It had entered the bag as an orange.
🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤢
Lmfaoooooo
Had someone leave one of those glass bottled starbucks iced coffee things in my back seat, with like 2 table spoons of liquid still in there. Thing exploded in the summer heat a day or two later and my whole car smelled like a corpse for... too long.
Omg. People need to stop sharing their stories! 🤣🤮🤢
I remember in college my parents left me a container of homemade keifer, basically very slightly fermented milk, almost ~yogurt. Well turns out I forgot about it in my closet, and started noticing this absolutely horrible smell coming from there. No matter what I sprayed it wouldn’t go away.
Thought we had a leak or something so once I dug through a few weeks later I finally found the jar, and I cannot overstate how unimaginably horrendous this thing smelled. Fully sealed and it was singe your eyebrows and make your eyes water bad. Smells like that are burnt into your brain. PSA: don’t fuck around with old dairy products.
Look! There's the next pandemic inside!
Man imagine opening that up in the men’s locker room.
Not if you never smell it
Whatever you do don’t pour it out on grass it will kill it
I stayed the night at this girl’s house once and i had a half gallon of milk with me that I was sippin on. I stuck it in the mini fridge in her room and after she fell asleep I grabbed it to have a few more swigs and then I got sleepy and just slid it down between the bed and the wall and pushed it like 6 inches under the bed so it was out of sight. It was maybe half full. A month later she texts me in all caps about she’s been going crazy trying to figure out why her room had been smelling weird over the past 3 weeks and getting worse and worse until she found my milk carton under the bed after a month at room temp fully funkified. Man oh man she did not fully appreciate how funny it was
Shiiiit. I had a protein shake roll under my driver's seat and explode and that was one of the worst smells Ive smelt. Pro tip, baking soda works wonders on getting smells out of carpet.
Replacing carpets does too.
Amazingly baking soda got it all out. It was magical lol
Ooh! I spilled an entire huge coffee thermos between and under my car seats then did t have a chance to clean it for awhile it got so bad when I finally went in that I was wretchu g and gagging but used 4 small boxes of baking soda and let it sit for a few days and then vacuumed it and there is an ever so slightly faint coffee smell but no rotten milk smell at all!
You just put the baking soda by itself or was it a paste? That's amazing!
I just bought 4 small boxes of it dry and poured them all out under the seats and floor. The floor was already dry I’m so happy it worked though I love my car it would have sucked to have the rest of its life be stinky!!
thanks for sharing,i had no idea it actually worked 😅
If the paste is the same colour as the pants, you could make yourself a pair of paste-pants
Oh I understand. I had a table with a glass panel. And the mother spilled coffee on the table, and then covered it with glass and pretended that nothing had happened. For a week I couldn’t figure out where the smell came from. And when I opened the table, the smell was such that I literally fainted when I took a few steps from the kitchen. That clean up all this fermented shit, I literally had to dress like an exterminator.
Nah, I believe you. I used it after I cleaned a farm use ford expedition. It does wonders. The people were using it to hual goats.
People haul goats with baking soda?
Yeah they guy had formed a car out of baking soda and super glue. It was fucking crazy.
Pretty sure if you replace a carpet the old carpet will still have the smell.
Fuck youre right!
Replacing the car does too.
Old protein shakes are brutal.
I had one of those shaker kinds, with the little metal wire ball that mixes the powder for you. In Florida... August... forgot it in my black honda accord for at least a week.
I legit barfed when I finally got it out and attempted to dump it out. I never brought a shake to the gym since and that was 8ish years ago.
I couldn’t clean the smell out of my shaker bottle with soap and water and tried like 6 times. Finally threw it away. It was rancid.
Coffee grounds in a paper towel or coffee filter also helps
Baking soda is also incredibly helpful for cleaning up puke or poop/diarrhea. Pour it on and it dehydrates the stuff and helps kill the odor. Can clean it up much more easily that way.
My girlfriend always forgets to rinse her cup after finishing her protein shakes, and it smells horrible when either of us opens it up to wash it. Even the tiniest bit of residue will produce the worst smell on earth if left out. I think I would burn my car if I had one explode under the seat.
I had a pound of ground beef fall out of a bag in my trunk once, and I had forgotten about it. My car started to smell really bad and for a month or so I had no idea where it was coming from. It had slid underneath my golf clubs in my trunk. Absolutely PUTRID
I did this one in college. It sat in my car for a week.
That thing was round when I pulled it out.
Nice.
Me, my dad, and my sister on our way back from a Wendy’s trip when a gallon of milk exploded in the back of the van. When we pulled up in the driveway my dad gave an exasperated sigh and said “okay… grab me some gloves, some paper towels, some cleaner, trash bags, and a sponge” I looked back at him and asked “can I get you some coffee too Mr. Wolf?”
One of the few times in my life I’ve made my father belly laugh, and I’m proud of it.
But how did you get home? The smell must have been terrible.
It was god awful. My little sister sat as far back as she could as what was probably cottage cheese dripped from the ceiling.
You gotta SOAK THAT SHIT UP
That's what she said!
This also happened to me in my early 20s... I begged the cops to toss the milk before arresting me but of course they left it.
It’s not expired. Probably still pretty good
this its still in date, open it pussy.
Some sad cow had to give birth and squeeze all that juice out its asshole so you could drink their baby juice and yer just gonna throw it out?!? Atleast that’s how I think it works, or do they lay eggs?
No cows don't lay eggs, you're thinking of rats
Rats don’t lay eggs, you’re thinking of gorillas.
Nah it’s not gorillas, it’s the Platypus, the freaky bitch
You can’t juice a freaky bitch Platypus, you’re thinking about an octopussy.
(Sorry this goes against the joke, but I’m a “fun fact” person) Platypuses actually sweat milk, so it’s got the egg bit down and the milk
Reading this, as someone from a dairy state, made me irrationally angry.
I think he’s pretty accurate. Especially the “cows give birth through their asshole” part.
Definitely gotta sniff test to be sure
It might pop, put it in her closet, to be safe.
He sleep in that same room lol
When it pops he has to move out anyway
No, her punishment for leaving the milk is sleeping on the couch.
The motherdough
I left a partially drank half gallon of milk under a girls bed once and forgot when I left the next day. She found it a month later after going crazy cuz she couldn’t figure out why her room had started smelling worse and worse as the weeks went by. It’s been a few years and she still doesn’t realize how hilarious it was
That’s a nuclear bomb waiting to go off.
Call the bomb squad, that’s a hazmat waiting to happen. Does the car smell?
Fight milk! Caw!
Just fucking lol.
I LOVE CHEESE
Chunky lemon milk, yum!
Blah, you beat me to it.
*slinks off to delete comment
Lucky you got it out on time. Imagine the mess and smell that would have made.
Working’ on my car cheese
It’s not that much cheese
if Liz Lemon had a car, it would absolutely be car cheese central
One time I forgot a pair of swim trunks soaked in ocean water in a zipped backpack before leaving on a 10-day road trip with family. From the smell, they were probably entering their version of Renaissance when I finally returned and purged them.
As a teen in high school, I was drinking a strawberry shake in my car. I dropped it and it saturated the carpet.
I was intoxicated (I know…bad teenager) and failed to clean it up that night.
Cue two days later (August in Missouri (~120°F in a closed car)) and the most disgusting rotten milk and strawberries smell wafted out, when I opened the door.
That car still smelled like spoiled milk, when I sold it two years later.
One morning I was summoned to my father’s Caddy which I had borrowed the night before, on the bench seat was a milky looking stain that I told him was from a McDonald’s milkshake. Oddly though it just had a faint fishy smell.
✋
Still fresh for 3 more days!
that's how evolution began
Used to do something like this in high school. Would forget about an old protein shake until the car until Friday night rolled around. A friend would find it under the seat, and ask what it was. I would tell them, “I’m not sure, open it up and give it a whiff. Let me know!” 😂😂🤢
You did this multiple times?
Bag that up for the garbage men. Don't let it explode on those guys lol
It's still good for three more days!
Ah, an amateur cheese maker.
Return it and play dumb
Cum jug?
Lucky! My wife and I both forgot about a gallon of milk and it exploded in our trunk. In our defense we had a nine month old so we weren't all there.
Has not passed sell by date, ok to serve to your kids.
Why? You still have two days!
It’s still good. Look at the “sell by” date.
Technically not expired though.
Is that a gallon of semen?
What neighbour do you like the least?
I had that happen with mussels wife was like I bought you mussels but I must've forgot them at the store I drove my car for a month in the summer thinking I had a dead mouse in the heat vent somewhere
If that had popped, you'd have never gotten rid of the smell 😂 please film a video of you opening and taking a whiff 😂
I want the video of someone throwing it as hard as they can and seeing it explode
Don’t waste it. It’s not expired yet… you have 2 more days
I want to shoot that soooooo bad…..
Glad I'm not the only one.
That one bottle has more culture than many entire states
Noone asked why did it take so long for you.
You bring in and put away groceries that your wife bought, didn't realize one of the jugs had fallen out of the bag and rolled toward the back of the trunk, now partly concealed by the stroller. Wife doesn't realize one of the jugs of milk is missing.
Happens.
I did this with a piece of fish. Fortunately, I was shopping at like 2:00 and went to cook around 6:00, so I caught it before it got smelly, but that could have been really bad.
I thought it was urine
I thought it was something else lol
Ole Kentucky Hard Milk!!!
Nice cheese custard my friend
Mmmmm cheese curds!!!
🤢🤮
GALLON SMASH!
Call bomb squad right away !! Its biological terrorist explosives . Its already got enough high pressures contained within a thin plastic container !! Get down !!! Clear the area !! Now !! 🫣🤯😫
My wife does the same shit. Tupperware of lunches just molding away.
I love you, chunky lemon milk.
mozzarella
Mmmm cheese
Liquid culture
Moo-latov cocktail
there is a demon in there dont open it
Sale by date is three days from now so it's probably still good!
I've cleaned burst milk off of the ceiling of my car before. It's exponentially easier to clean that shit off of yourself than the car.
Mmm keso
I had that happen in my trunk but we got to it too late it already exploded
Excellently done. Now move it out of our planet
It's gonna blow D:!
It’s not done yet. What a cheese.
Shoot it
Yell something in Arabic and yeet it into a crowd
Should be ok. It’s still in date :)
looks like its still got a couple days til it expires... nice find
Reminds me of when I forgot about a vacuum sealed raw marinated chicken in my car.
I didn't notice until I smelt something bad, found it and the vacuum pack had expanded a lot. It looked like it was about to explode.
I put it in the bin and it took weeks to get the smell out. I had to drive around with all my windows down and had to put an open bowl of vinegar in the car boot over night for weeks to absorb the smell.
It was horrendous. If it had exploded I'd have probably had to burn the car to the ground.
What is wrong with her
Please consider continuing the experiment and keeping us updated. For science!
Hopefully she has good body hygiene. Hopefully?
It would have walked out on its own if you'd ask it nicely.
Still got 2 days left.
That sourdough starter is looking quite healthy!
That look like jenkem
I grabbed my mom's car from church one morning to surprise her with a clean out and wash. I found a whole chicken that had rolled out of a grocery bag under the seat. It was in a sealed plastic bag that was swollen impossibly tight. I carried it several hundred yards into the woods behind my house like it was a bomb. I threw it against a tree and ran. Twenty minutes later; inside my house , I realized several hundred yards was not enough.
I thought it was a piss jug
Put it on a balloon and send it to North Korea.
It’s a new Covid vaccine. Duh!
“Milk, that is a glass of milk. Cheese, that is a glass of cheese. Stone, that is a glass of stone.” Gumball.
It say expires on 6\30/2024 , that’s tomorrow your still good !! 😂 🤮
It looks like a translucent egg from the movie ALIENS. Lookout for a Face Hugger, unless it's your wife. 💯
Some nice looking cheese there
Is not even expired!
Pour some in a saucepan and scorch it. Report back with the smell details.
Make cheese
Please toss this off an overpass and film the mushroom cloud for us.
Goodbye, chunky lemon milk!
That looks like some quality cheese.
But why would you do that?
mmmmmmmm
cheeese 🤤
So your kid left their science project in your wife's car...big whoop! Wanna fight about it?
Russia wants to know your wife's secret there
I can smell this picture lol
That factory seal on that milk is holding on for dear life.