A user on Twitter that happens to be a “father and a husband” insulted me by calling me a coomer for enjoying uncensored video games. After I responded to him with “my boyfriend loves and accepts me this way”, he responded with “enjoy only being a girlfriend forever”.
What’s a comeback for “Enjoy only being a girlfriend forever”
I can leave my SO if he turns out to be a dick or anything like you. It’s going to cost you half when your wife decide to leave your sorry ass.
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Lol this is a terrible answer. It's justifying everything the person said that made the original comment.
He threw the first shot below the belt, this is just a stooping to his level response. I’m more a “Can’t we all just get along” kind of guy myself… always easier from the outside looking in
"Bold of you to assume I'd want a relationship at all in a world where men are, well, Exhibit A. Enjoy that 50%+ divorce rate."
You know that 50% divorce rate goes both ways.
P.S. Your hand is bisexual.
Waht?
A bit sexist.
Fight fire with fire
But that insults all men. A little harsh to group allrn with one POS.
In my experience, anyway, POS men are the haystack, and non-POS ones are the needle. Just making a generalization, as most humans do.
Sorry to hear that.
Enjoy your child support payments and your underage sidepiece.
Tell him to spend less time acting like a pearl-clutching dork online and to spend more time with his kid and wife instead.
I love super lame insults. My default is “brother I fear you may be a fool”. Like what, you gonna be mad at my dork ass comment? Really??
Yeah, well if I call someone a cocksucker on reddit I have to say "NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT--I'M AN ALLY"
You know. Because you're all a bunch of pearl-clutching cocksuckers.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m here with a non-judgmental ear if you need to talk through your feelings.
Thank you. Nothing is more comforting than someone trying to insult someone by claiming that their insult is homophobic by responding in a way that is latently homophobic by virtue of pathologizing it.
Thanks for assuming being a wife is all I aspired to be.
Sorry we don’t all want to be someone’s wife that definitely gets yelled at in public and has had more kids than orgasms
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He never said wife… just girlfriend. I don’t understand how people can literally read something then post something different
He said he was a father and a husband. I guess he could have a husband too and not a wife, that’s true. But I think maybe you didn’t read what you’re telling me I didn’t read.
No, I’m taking literally what he said. He said “enjoy only being a girlfriend forever “, but you said “we don’t all want to be someone’s wife”. Just because he said he was a husband does not mean he meant she should be a wife ( or not). The guy that made that statement is a real jerk to say that in the first place.
Only being a girlfriend as opposed to…? What? Single? What is the other alternative he would be talking about besides being someone’s wife?
I apologize, I didn’t interpret the post properly. You posted a comeback ( actually a good one) and I interpreted it as a bash. Again, apologies
Ooohhh🤦🏻♂️ …it was a comeback response. I’ll just hide away from my misinterpretation. I apologize for misunderstanding
Your mom's a ho
Chicken strips. Think about it.
Better than a being a loser forever....carry on sir.
"And you have fun devaluing women who don't fit your ideal of what a woman should be."
It keeps me from getting permanently, stuck with assholes like you. You know your wife envies me.
Sounds like he’s a creep. I’d respond: “Pull your pants up and stop minding my business.”
Lol...your wife probably is someone's forever girlfriend especially with your shit attitude. Enjoy the alimony and child support! Cheers 🍻
"I know, at this rate I will never be bitter enough to force my insecurities on another like you. It's a real conundrum.
Please stop trying to have sex with me. Think of your wife and child.
This is dangerous because if his wife finds it, he will be in trouble. If he says he isn't trying to have sex with you, then you can ask why he is obsessed with your sex life.
Perpetuating the idea that every time a man talks to a woman he wants to have sex with her is not the way to go. It’s bad for both sexes. And, you’re literally suggesting trying to cause marital problems for someone with kids because of a random comment that wasn’t even that cruel. He didn’t wish she get gang rped or mrdered. He just said, “enjoy being a GF forever.” Not the nicest thing ever said, but on a scale of 1-10 of the meanest things you could say, I don’t think you could even go as high as a 2. Do better.
Putting words into their mouth? Really?
Not sure if you meant to reply to my comment, because I’m not sure where I did that?
"Perpetuating the idea that every time a man talks to a woman he wants to have sex with her"
Comebacks to enjoy being a girlfriend forever and the parent comment said “please stop trying to have sex with me and think of your wife and child.”
That is not putting words in someone’s mouth. It was a slight exaggeration by saying every time, but that’s what the parent comment implied. It’s a disgusting that women assume that just because a man is mean (or nice) to them it means they want to have sex with them. It’s bad for both men and women. It hurts women because it makes men not want to help them or be nice to them (one of the reasons we don’t have much chivalry anymore). And it hurts men because it makes them more withdrawn, and men have enough emotional issues today. The dude that made this comment is an AH for sure, but the idea that you should respond by going this low, perhaps hoping his wife finds out, breaking up a family….
Perhaps you don't know that a coomer is someone who excessively masterbates. So at least, "Please stop thinking about me sexually."
I do know what a coomer is. And that is an old definition. It now means someone who constantly chases the next dopamine hit to the point of being utterly useless. It could be masturbation, but it often can be something else, like video games, trolling, etc. Even if that were the case, she’s not mad at the coomer comment. She’s mad about the gf 4ever comment. Nothing hurts more than the truth, which is probably why the first comment didn’t bother her, but the second one did.
He pleasures me in ways your wife does not know...enjoy hating on a stranger and may you treat your daughter better than you treat others
"enjoy mentally abusing both your child, your wife, and yourself because at least I'm actually loved by someone."
You're only hating on me because your wife hates you. Giggity, bitch.
“At least my SO actually loves me.”
Enjoy unknowingly raising another man's kids!
“Enjoy your dead bedroom.”
"Ahhh jealousy..." leave it like that :)
It's all I ever wanted.
Fuck marriage. Out of all the married couples I've ever hung out with I've only wanted their relationship maybe once or twice.
Everyone else was a f****** nightmare.
Couples that aren't married are much happier.
Tell him to enjoy his cult before the FBI comes bust his door down.
Ask if his wife is old enough to get a learner's permit?
Did screwing sheep lose it's luster and now you get your jollies pushing your fantasies on others on twitter.
You're wife daughter must be so proud of you.
Trad life is not for me, I like living in real world.
Tell me, do you have the Flavor-rite ready to go when the mothership flies by?
Enjoy being a dingus forever.
Must be nice living in that fantasy world of yours.
Well if all the men ate like you that would be just fine
A mildly confused * * shrugs * * "thanks?"
We got comments from the gutter folks, where’s my notebook and pen
Sounds like you got married for The right reasons hey ! That’s what I’d say
Walk away silently. He will ultimately call you out for any absurd reason, but just walk away.
I wonder what your wife and children would think of you hearing you say shit like this
look at his profile to see if he has any identifying information, distinctive user name, full real name, pictures. then use some basic sleuthing skills to find his wife.
from there either tell her what he said and that he is being a dick to people online or tell her you fucked him.
OK.
Why would you allow that to effect you? words mean nothing until you give them meaning.
I hope your wife and kids kill you for the insurance money
"Is that the best you can come up with? I guess your kids aren't the only ones disappointed in you, now."
Your wife must be using a lot of toys cause your dick is the size of your pea brain closed mind
I need context here. The fuck is a coomer and why would someone call you that for enjoying uncensored works of art?
It's the latest insult on twitter, basically it's extended from Cummer, a person who enjoys sexual actions including masturbation and casual sex. This is often pushed by people who are heavily addicted to politics.
And as for why they call people that for enjoying uncensored art depends on which end of the American spectrum.
The right hate uncensored art because: It challenges their authority via challenging their cult like "traditions", that a woman doesn't have to have babies as soon as they start their periods, they can tell marriage where a woman "must" obey the man to piss off. That Children are little humans that deserves rights and not to be used as toys and slave labor, they truly hate that.
Basically they hate uncensored art because it challenges their slave and hivemind level of a cult.
The left hates uncensored art because: It doesn't feed into their "THE CAUSE", and at times takes away from "THE CAUSE", as so many had made such a thing into their whole of their existence and if everyone in the country isn't on board one hundred percent with them they have a meltdown thinking they will lose because of ONE person didn't chip in and will try to remove all distractions.
What "THE CAUSE" is, is whatever is in political chic at the moment.
Nice reply, where instead of fully defining COOMER you go of on some weird HIGHLY BIASED RANT of YOUR OPINION as to why some people don’t like uncensored art.
COOMER - someone who is constantly chasing a dopamine hit to the point of being a useless, self pleasuring addict, even when it comes to the destruction of their careers/friends/family, they seek the next dopamine hit thru m*sturbation, video games, political rants (like yours), etc.
Go back to twitter with the rest of the politically addicted losers hang out, your cinemasins style nickpicking would carry more weigh there along your own peers.
Also are you so afraid of the word masturbate? Censoring it kind of is proving my point really.
EDIT: I didn't notice but your user name is Diddy, as in P Diddy? The pedophile rapper?!
Why do people who throw the word COOMER freely around always seem to support pedos?
You’re the only one here going political, I just called you out on it. So, I have no need to go anywhere and discuss politics. I’m not a loser who goes onto posts and make them political. I will, however, call out people who do that.
And, not that I owe you an explanation, but my username stems from a nickname I was given as a child long before P Diddy was known by anyone. I’ve been using it in some variation as both a character name since NES and a username since Windows 3.1 and dial-up. I didn’t change it when a no talent rapper started going by P-Diddy I’m not changing now that he’s been exposed as a corrupt pedo freak. Why should I change myself because of him?
You could say something like, "Well, at least I'll know that I didn't marry a cuck. I bet your wife wishes that she could say that."
"Woof, pickings must have been pretty slim for your wife to settle for you".
"Only the best husbands insult random women on the internet. You seem like a real winner."
"If the alternative is someone like you? Yeah, that's fine by me."
I've been with my boyfriend for over a year, we've lived together for a year and we consider ourselves married even though we haven't been officially married. Marriage is a scam anyway. Common law relationships have the same perks and rights as "real" marriages.
If it means not being married to dick like you I will!
At least I can change Partners if they are a miserable POS like you, without losing half my stuff and scarring the kids for life.
Vs being a reddit troll getting yourself off to the mediocre insults you "burn" people with, while your wife is out with her forever boyfriend bc she's tired of the small limp dick guy she married?
Speaking from experience?
His kids will be NC with him by their mid twenties.
They "claim" to be a husband and father. No proof. No need to give them an answer to something so shallow.
Tell him to go enjoy his choice to be a father then and stop wasting his time chatting. When there’s kids, there’s an endless supply of chores he could be helping out with.
enjoy your cage
And you being lonely forever!
At least I’ll have friends
Ouch!
I think I’ll enjoy living my best life and whoever wants to come along for the ride is most welcome to, while you apparently get your kicks out of judging others on twitter for whatever fucked up reason. Don’t let all that happiness that’s out there get to you lol
But really, twitter is a cesspool and posting about uncensored games is kinda asking for it
I deleted mine when Musk bought it and can’t say that I miss it
Twitter doesn’t exist. If is X. Posts on X are called Xcrements. Just ignore them. It you must reply, say “That is much better than being a jerk forever.”
"Better that than being married to your sorry ass. Hope your wife has some good lawyers."
Not nearly as happy as your wife and kid when they find out you're NOT the father.
“Girlfriends become wives. You should know this” Or just ignore the jerk
Well your mom was ok with it.
I mean rule of thumb I’m probably doing better than anyone who’s spending their time being angry at women on the internet for thinking sex is fun.
I honestly don’t see what the big deal is? Nothing hurts you more than the truth, so if that’s the case and he made you mad because you want to have a family and realize you aren’t going to, then no comeback is going to help you.
If that’s not the case, then why does it bother you so much? I thought the coomer was insulting, but you weren’t mad about that. You’re mad about the “GF forever” comment (which leads me to believe what I said earlier).
But, if that’s what you want to be, why do you need a comeback? When you first replied that your BF accepted you, that’s when he replied with this comment. Wanna know why? Because he was angry the coomer comment didn’t make you mad. He wants this comment to make you mad. And, TBH, some of the replies here are quite toxic and terrifying. I’ve seen some suggesting you try and cause marital problems for him. Over a comment, that when read objectively, isn’t that cruel.
What an amazing father you must be. Tell me how do manage your time between making jokes about the ole ball and chain and telling people about how you scored that winning touchdown in high school? Almost leaves no time for jerking off to selfies if you sucking in your gut and flexing In the mirror.