"Yes... I fucked her. But I make love to you, and if you're going to let a little fuck get in the way of our love then there is something awfully wrong going on here!"
Did you know she was married at the time? If you did then the answer should be an apology. If you didn't the answer should be "she told me she was single". Either way you should offer to testify at his divorce hearing.
Hah, none of these fine redditors came here looking for reasonable or proper responses. The OP should have included wrong answers only since it takes an exceptionally cruel personality to want to make a "come back" in a situation that almost exclusively requires an apology, and solidarity.
”Well, what was I supposed to do? She was wedged in the drier, wiggling that ass and calling for help. So I helped. I think she was into it, but she kept calling me your name. She’s still stuck down there, by the way.“
"Oh don't remind me, what a terrible night"