Tinder hookups are friends, not food

I'd love it if the sister suddenly woke up and wanted her share back.

Uh huh

I'm constantly wondering about the colour with different people one, I really want to see if my red is someone else's green. It'd be mind-bending but amazing if it turned out my whole worldview colour wise is mine alone

Hmm, thinking OOP accidentally slipped up with a hole in her story regarding the inheritance

The clips of her blowing snot around live onstage had me giggling, but I get the downvotes

Nope. And my husband is a year older than me. Is that allowed? Or have I been exploited?

Gonna go out on a limb, you're a parent who saw their psrent get drunk every night and you're terrified you'll do the same

Don't diminish people with real problems because you wanted to fit a narrative around someone. Tbh, I don't even find the age gap that outrageous, I sometimes wonder if reddit would have us all matched up based on birth date.

Are you 5? That's not an alcoholic. I'll send the mayflower your way

Where did you get the alcoholic bit from??

3-6 are peak, with UK2 up there

Judging by the clips I've seen you'd have just ended up covered in swift snot.

'I just punched or pinched my leg to stop the horn guys! I don't want you thinking I'm weird!'

'Lipsync for your life! Cos it really is'

I don't have kids, but I've heard trying to kill yourself for the sake of your mother isn't normal parenting.

Go kauffy REALLY projected there hey. That was a terrible take on what happened.

I think he'd have stuck to ouzo and plate smashing these days

I hate that I can still learn something new

Reddit getting mad he took advice from tik tok is like the pot calling the kettle a therapist

Fact is if she aint got friends in the industry, then she'll never be part of it. I'm only costume and that holds true.

I find paIge way worse. Sam has some fucked up notion of an open relationship to hide behind, she was in a totally closed one

I'm a dog owner, but my mum was terrified of dogs, so I'm really aware of not assuming everyone will coo over him. People like that GF really annoy me.

I had a coworker who would only treat her depression with homeopathy. She had a breakdown.

Our Lord and saviour, Marvin

INFO: Would you flirt with a straight man in front of him?