I would watch Hee Haw with my plastic toy guitar…..named Glen Campbell. At times I would lay it in my lap,take a pencil and hold it down on the strings like a lap steel guitar. My mom would say “take it away Bill Bill” and I’d ruin everyone’s hearing for about 3 minutes.
Well….you can’t tell by lookin at her,she LOVES anal so…..that’s a jump off point. We won’t start there but we’ll end up there. And then…..
Lemme get this straight…the “onyx drip” is commenting on stylish….ok.
Chef here….I’ve made some of the finest food available to man…I’ve also broken down several queens worth of banquet dishes and run em through a Hobart….in NO time…I’m still a badass dishwasher.
Chef here….they could kindly kiss the darkest part of my arse.
Damn…first thing outta his mouth that doesn’t smell of shit.
Don’t open my mail dammit.
I was particularly fond of VERB…that’s what’s happening’
Your daughter was demonstrating the “corn cobb” technique and I wanted to be sure it was being done right….your mom set her straight though.
I love how there’s no picture of this.
Blew my nephews mind when I played an album on my record player….he thought they were solely for “scratching”
Since I was a kid the thought of a superhero sans powers always interested me. Batman is one thing….he’s bad on foot. Can’t fly,shoot lasers,or pick up a train..but he’s such a badass that he will threaten a guy that CAN. The idea of the worlds greatest detective,tactician and quartermaster fighting for justice and a teaspoon of revenge on top makes him awesome as a character. For intelligence and overall preparedness he cannot be beat…..and he’s just a human being like me,yet possessing superhuman qualities at the same time. He’s the MAN,because he’s just that…nothing but a man.
He looks like he has a 3 story gingerbread house…with a really big oven.
Anyone need some TOAST cause I know where to get a whole damn loaf.
Pick ANYTHING JDilla put his hands on.His samples are just plain bananas and some of the coolest shit I’ve ever heard.
The ONLY one that might come CLOSE to the talent of Prince is the First Lady of soul herself Miss Aretha Franklin. The rest could get crushed by his tiny purple shadow.
This is a true sign this man has NO black friends. If someone EVER said something like this to me they should be prepared to hear why they are the dumbest ass in captivity.
If I didn’t see that /S…..I was gonna light you up because there are people like this out there. Thanks for the jump scare.
Someone keep an eye on this child….she’s minutes away from a “breaking news” story.
We’ve been married for 27 years….knock yourself out guy. We would BOTH agree this is not a bad thing in the end…she’s not leaving me and I’m not leaving her and we can travel our asses off.
If a random person came up to you and asked for your significant other for 24hrs for 10million dollars, would you accept?
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