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Who the fuck is reading that? Looks like movie FBI warnings
These decals but with the lyrics to the Pickwick Triplets song
Ahhh...it's so nice to know nutjobs cross all cultural and language barriers.
After reading that all one can say is Amen! Praise Lawd Jesus!!
I wonder what Jesus does with all the wheels he's taken?
He should take something more valuable, recoup his losses for travel.
Yeah, that's not taking anyone's eyes off the road.🙄
Didn't even see it was translated until I read the top half...🤣🤣😅
They're foreshadowing a "they were always a nice, and kept to themselves vibe"
How is this trashy? Its a person spreading the word of god.
Yes, come dad-- I mean, Christ.
Gotta appreciate the bilingual consideration
I’m a tad impressed by how neat and clean the made it all look. Nice straight lines.
Tldr as a bumper sticker
Forgot his meds a log time ago…
No wonder all Home Depots in Ohio are out of stock for letter stickers.. lol
God is dead and we killed him
Jesus…
How is this not considered having your rear window obstructed? May as well have taken a paint roller to that bitch
You're not required to have a rear window. The only requirement is two mirrors, one of which must be on the left side of the vehicle. At least that's how it is in California, I can't imagine Iowa has more strict road laws than California
There are laws regarding rear window obstruction in Ohio.
I’m not reading all that but I’m happy for you or sorry that happened
Juan 3:16
TL;DR: Jesus's hella rad, come to church so the priest can molest your child
men who pretend to be women like to molest children.
haha your so funny
TLDR
Who needs to look behind them? 🤯
is there a single person on this earth that would actually be motivated to believe in christianity after seeing this cluster of words?
I’m gonna start putting some of the wacky ass Bible versus on my car. I’ll start with the story about god ordering a few bears to maul some fucking children to death because they made fun of Elijah’s alopecia. Maybe next I’ll do the one where Lott gets drunk and boinks his youngest daughter.
Technically, they got him drunk in an effort to get pregnant by him.
That's worse, tbh but technicality there
Your honor, respectfully, I’m not reading allat
Ohio. wow. shocking. 🤦♂️
The license plates says “GOGCXIL” wtf does this vanity plate? I like trying to figure out license but idk about this one. Is it a Bible reference?
That’s actually not even close to what the plate is. You’re reading it backward. It’s just a standard Ohio plate tho, not a vanity one.
Oh oops, it’s LIX CGOC or whatever, I’m used to California where it’s always a mix of letters and numbers, letters only always means vanity
It’s 3 letters and 4 numbers.
Lol the reg is reflecting in the bonnet
Actually surprised he didn't have a personalized plate.
Everything wrong with this country in just one car.
Christ Comes
Too soon. He needs to focus on baseball or something
Gotta hand it to that guy, that was a lot of work. The delusion is strong here.
The inclusivity to use our country's two most common languages 🤌
I would like to give them points for having both English and Spanish.
Sure but they excluded Arabic and Somali, both of which have higher populations in this particular area. Could have used the front windshield for that /s
Gotta spread the gospel
I wish someone would do this with my book club book so I can finish it while driving (I don’t have the audiobook)
On a mountain road. Let's see some "all knowing" driving, man!
I drive a company vehicle with a vinyl on the rear window. It's perforated so it looks solid from the outside, but from the inside you can mostly see behind you. Not in detail. But it's enough to know if someone is behind you and generally what they're doing. Which is all you really need for a rear window
Cool story bro.
Can you tell it again?
I drive a company vehicle with a vinyl on the rear window. It's perforated so it looks solid from the outside, but from the inside you can mostly see behind you. Not in detail. But it's enough to know if someone is behind you and generally what they're doing. Which is all you really need for a rear window
I thought this was illegal? Not the text specifically, but hindering one's view like that
Can’t wait until they take it through the high-pressure car wash!
Like THAT will ever happen.
The Lord will send a flood specifically in his area. Wax and undercarriage is extra,
Who has time for that? Like, that took effort and determination
I just want to know how they knew how big to make the letters so it all fit perfectly. This took some serious forethought and planning.
I'm sorry that happened or very happy for you.
maybe there's a demon trapped in there and thats the spell to keep it locked away so i can't get out?
Oh look, it's mental illness on wheels.
Get a life and stop putting this drivel on your vehicle.
It really is a mental illness, you know.
Lol of course this would be in Columbus.
And when they get pulled over for not being ‘road-legal’ they’ll claim discrimination
Genuinely curious how this wouldn't be road legal. Is it required to have visibility through the rear windshield? I thought it was only required to have side mirrors.
On passenger vehicles, yes.
On commercial vehicles, no.
Since there are likely legal sufficient spaces between the letters, they'd likely get away with it
But even getting pulled over to be inspected would be ‘discrimination’
I hope Jesus didn't take the backup camera
He 100% did. Can’t see one anywhere.
Still better than Baby on Board
Favorite sticker I've ever seen on a car:
"I Love Kids.... But I Can Never Finish A Whole One"
Right! Pompous breeders, “hey your kid is 18, loaded w sugar, tattoo ink and the same attention span he had 16 yrs ago, take down the sign!’
You know. This is actually great way to not get rear ended.
Or to get rear ended quickly? Because of reading?
That’s what I was thinking.
Christ comes if his mistress allows it.
First Church of the 2013 Toyota.
Is obstructing the window like that even legal in Ohio?
I would imagine so. People drive vans and cube trucks with no rear windows. You might have to have bigger mirrors though.
Definitely think your side mirrors would need to be out far enough to see directly behind you. This person doesn’t even appear to have a backup camera.
Translated: “pls keep reading so I can abruptly stop and you will help me get a newer van with better options. I will still take the hours to apply another rant to the liftgate, letter by stinking letter. Thank you and I hope something great happens to you today.”
Yes, something newer with a backup camera since I can no longer see out of my back window.
Good lord, I'm not gonna read that when I'm driving.
Well I don't speak Spanish so....
I'm not even driving and can't make it past a couple lines.
Do people think this type of thing will convert anybody? Like it's just virtue signaling, right? Or is there a single person out there that saw some shit like this and went "oh yeah, I love Jesus now"?
I still haven’t read it and I have a still image of it
Imagine spending 3 hours putting stickers on your vehicle and then totaling it the next day lmao
AND ...
Thinking it's worth it.
Guess he does not need to use his rear view mirror because of Jesus too.
It would be comical to see his windshield covered too, kind of like Ricky Bobby's bread ad on his windshield.
So if they had more space to write on would they have included another verse OR added another language?
Most of the other languages in Columbus don’t practice Christianity so I’m not sure. Is their goal to convert or to preach to like-minded individuals? Would love to know their end goal with this one.
If they backed into me with all that crap on the windows, they will need God.
No, they would need a lawyer. Our creator gave us two hands and a brain for much more noble purposes than crashing a ride.
And he did make lawyers. Thank you, I stand corrected. Lol
Lawyers were most certainly created by THE OTHER GUY.
I agree. Lol
I got backed into at a red light once when the lady driving thought a turning semi was going to hit her. She didn’t have a bunch of crap on her window but she did have a backup camera that her and her husband, who was in the passenger seat, totally ignored. I couldn’t back up because someone was behind me. I can’t see a backup cam at all on this person’s van so they’re doubly screwed. Their side mirrors definitely don’t come out far enough to be able to see directly behind them.
Looks the same as r/schizophreniarides
Why do people do that? Who the fuck takes that much effort and goes :”It’s beautiful, people will take time to read this”?
dont trash on them for their religion but yeah its trashy to restrict your view on a car like this and pretty sure its illegal too but why focus on their religion nd not the illegality
Pretty trashy to post your belief as fact instead of what it is (your belief) in the views of random people forcing them to see it. If it was an atheist who's rear window was all talking about how there is no greater being and not to be fooled by other religions it'd also be trashy.
didnt say it wouldnt be trashy this is still trashy but pnly bcs its blocking his view if it was an atheist, muslim, sikh, etc hadstuff blocking their view itd still be trashy but not bcs of their beliefs
That's your opinion I stand by mine that it's trashy to push your belief onto others as fact.
how is he pushing it onto others you dont have to read it
Push it onto others as fact the "God is real"
hes expressing his opinion under his 1a right and if it was atheist text likely people would be praising him for it if you disagree dont read it someone expressing their opinion by decorating their personal property is not pushing it onto others. is it done poorly and obstructs view yes obviously is it arguably tacky yes but not forcing his opinions on anyone
A man calling a random black kid a stupid bigger also falls under the 1a right just cause its legal doesn't mean it's not trashy, and the whole thinking that people would praise atheistic text is just your own hypothesis nothing more and it'd still be just as trashy if they said there is no God. You can't know you don't like the text till you read it. And the publicly expressing your opinion as fact on a massively important and divided topic is trashy it's just as trashy as someone saying the god that you love isn't real turn now from your ignorance.
discrimination and rascism is different then expressing your religion
So did you just choose to be ignorant of the point or are you seriously not understanding?
I would have posted this photo if it had been ANY paragraph of text. It could be the lyrics to the Ken song from the Barbie movie and it would still be trashy to put a wall of text on a vehicle that drives on public roads.
i agree but others in the comments seem to be focusing on the unimportant
Yes, I agree, I did mention that it was highly distracting to other drivers. Nothing can be so important as to need announced on the back of a minivan in small block letters.
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HE SOLD THR WINDSHIELD!!!
Why are we censoring the tag when they obviously want the attention?
Well if it helps I didn’t realize you could read the tag in the reflection of my hood. So it’s still technically there, just harder to make out without effort.
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I think the side mirrors are usually the only ones required, otherwise tons of trucks and vans would be breaking the law since they don’t even have a rear window
it's not as long as they have side mirrors.
But I do love those Fig Newtons!
I read the first line. “Christ Comes”. And all I could think of is. Yep, all over your backside. JFC
no way you got downvoted for a good joke... not even an offensive one either tf
I always wondered abut that. They're driving a douche canoe in plain sight on public roads. Tgey can't possibly be expecting privacy.
I ain’t readin all that
Imagine the mentality that you think there’s a possibility that someone might read any of that
Gonna need something to if I'm expected to read that.
For those claiming it’s photoshopped, not really sure how I can edit a Live Photo, so here you go. Location included because it’s not a secret I live in Columbus. Original Live Photo
There’s a reflection on the front of your car too, there’s no way it’s fake
A couple of people are still either insinuating or outright claiming it’s fake because my car is “too shiny”.
Yeah I saw that, the stupidity of people will never cease to amaze me
Is this the opening credits for a Mexican knock-off of star wars?
Christ comes. Giggity.
Mental illness is a thing
Religion makes people act and think like meth heads
So this doesn't look like a half-assed Photoshop job to anyone else?
Aside from the obvious lighting inconsistencies, the ability to line all of this up on near-perfect lines and the "Le Dijo-yo" or the "Camino que..." not matching up with the curvatures of the car doesn't make anyone ask questions?
Only to people with critical thinking capabilities
So we're just dulling Occam's razor.
Cool.
Yeah it's too sharp
Ah no, and the reflection on the hood?
I've never seen that much definition in reflections coming off of my hood.
The next time you pull up behind a car with text/images on their back window, look at your hood and see how much of it you can actually read.
You’ve never waxed your car then. My husband is a car freak and keeps both our Subarus annoyingly clean and shiny. Sorry it’s too unrealistic for you, but not all of us never wash and wax our vehicles.
I take care of my car and I've still never seen anything like this. If you don't believe me, that's fine. Everyone's entitled to their own opinions.
I still hope you have a good day/night.
I keep mine shiny like a mirror
Sweet! I take care of mine as well. Still haven't seen anything like this. A car is a big investment and is worth the upkeep; especially if you need it to function in your daily life.
Keep up on the upkeep. It's absolutely worth it.
Dr. Bronner Automotive
Was about to say that. Dr Bronner strikes again!
Although, in all honesty. I read that bottle while showering. I am pretty sure each bottle is different because it seems like im never reading the same thing.
Its also a short novel with no pages to bookmark. The future LCD screen version of it will allow us to bookmark where we left off.
I also think that with how many different religions are mentioned on the bottle, it's actually Flying Spaghetti Monster scripture.
Its mentions all the various religious versions of "just be fucking nice to eachother already!". Which was the original point.
Christ Comes!
Yeah, evidently so, in very neat block print in multiple languages all over the backs of Ohio-titled Toyota minivans, too.
How is this legal and they haven’t been pulled over for it? If you do this in Australia you would be pulled over, fined and made to take it off.
Really? A lot of work vans have no rear windows or too much shit to see them anyway. Not justifying this goob just how can those be ok but a minivan not
Jesus REALLY wants to get inside of you.
No prob.
Grab your ankles and cough
I'm goin' in I'm goin' in I'm goin' in I'm goin' in And I'm a go hard (go) And I'm a go hard (go) And I'm a go hard (go) And I'm a go hard (go) Bitch, I'm goin' in I'm goin' in I'm goin' in I'm goin' in And I'm a go hard (go) And I'm a go hard (go) And I'm a go hard (go) And I'm a go hard (go)-
- our Lord October 27, 2009 Lil Wayne
I'm guessing if the car was covered in text from the Quran you probably wouldn't have posted it here.
All religion is equally bullshit
I would post any car that had an entire paragraph of text on it. I do not discriminate. They could be quoting the Barbie movie and I’d still post it here.
Where would they have posted it?
This isn't trashy, just a Schizo Car
Oh hi oh my god 🤦🏻♂️
Even if Jesus took the wheel he couldn’t see through that back window.
Caption made me upvote 😂
I got pulled over for one month expired plates, but these states let these fuckers driver around?
Always funny when someone censors the license plate but you can see it as a reflection on the hood.
Lmao true. Does it say cocc? Or am i seeing it wrong? 😂
Either COCC or GOGC
Last three are X1L
CUCC KTL? 😂
Jesus took more than the wheel, he took the whole damn van
Reads licence plate
Ohio
Many such cases 💀
It’s truly unfortunate
Thank god for mental illness.
Op car is shiny.
Thank you, my husband’s doing. He’ll be happy to hear others notice.
TLDR
“Christ comes, god is real”
It would be cool if they got into some kind of a single vehicle rollover and fell off a cliff and just as they were about land and burn in a fiery explosion…Carrie underwood would show up and start singing as the one and only true Jesus floated them like Vatican approved magic (the real kind) so that no one was injured. You know, normal reality Jesus kind of stuff..,
Not reading that but will avoid eye contact like my life depends on it.
I'm impressed at the job they did putting this on, it's nice and aligned for what it is.
If I were a cop, I’d pull this cultist over and tell them scrape that shit off for being a driving hazard. Since I’m not, I’d scrape that shit off when they weren’t looking for being a driving hazard.
That’s what my husband said. Decals are a pain in the ass to put on, I can’t even imagine how much time this took
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
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