I'm on Earth. Trump was not responsible for 1 million deaths. You're probably on Earth too, but you are a ridiculous person.

Been a while since I saw it, but the brother gave Charlie the murder car, didn't he?

Gubernatorial. Well, that's not actually uniquely Seinfeldian, but in the context as a criticism of a painting, it is.

Maybe this is my ASD, but I think my first question would be "why do you think somebody is following you?", and my second question would be "what do you want me to do, to make us appear as friends?" Also, does this mean that you don't actually want to be friends with me?

Maybe 2.5, if I'm being honest. I'm fluent in one foreign language, because I lived there as a child, and I can kind of get by in another language that I spent years learning, but never really used or practiced much since.

"Created" is also a poor choice of wording. I would say he helped facilitate the internet, which is still good, but a lot less grandiose than "invented" or "created."

The comment about Eisenhower and the highway system is fair, and shows just how political discourse has degenerated in the US over time. Rule three prevents me from furnishing examples, but I would say that intentionally misunderstanding one's political opponents has become the norm now, on all sides of the political spectrum.

The picture hurt him because his whole persona was that of an intellectual, so to see him like this feels like inauthentic pandering, and trying too hard to be liked. I get that you have to sell yourself on the campaign trail, and there's probably some good reason he's on that tank, but... sorry, the good reasons are all forgotten now, and he just looks out of his element

I always thought he was singing "poison summer", until the internet made it easy to look up lyrics.

  1. Rushing home to see your favorite television program, because of course there's no way to record it, and what's streaming?"

  2. Walking (alone, next to the highway) to the drug store, to buy cigarettes (at age nine) for my uncle. I was allowed to use the change to buy gumballs!

  3. Going to the mall, to the t-shit kiosk, where you could pick out the decal to get ironed on to the t-shirt... and then after a few cycles of washing/drying, it would start to crack and peel off, and eventually you wouldn't be able to make out the design any more.

A ridiculous movie, which is unintentionally hilarious. At the end, the "cool" brother gives Charlie Sheen his car... what a neat thing, huh? Oh, but the car has been implicated in about six murders, so... have fun driving it around town, Charlie!

Rolling Stones is mostly R&B, but a lot of Beggars Banquet sounds country, Mick Jagger does vocals with Peter Tosh (Reggae) on one of his albums, and "Miss You" is famously derided as Disco.

No movies come to mind. Can we do television shows? I've never seen one episode of Miami Vice.

Rolling Stones - Satisfaction

And my Mom added such a small amount of sugar, that it tasted sour. Friends would tell me "You're supposed to add sugar to this," and my Mom would say "the sugar is in there." So embarrassing!