Get yourself an acoustic, play that for a while, then try your electric. It'll play like buddah.

But not as good as Swedish crackers.

Humorously enough, I knew most of the songs based on how the intro riff came in. Chuck often played in the same key because that's where his comfort level was singing.

Draft lotteries do not work. Particularly the one employed by this alien fucking dude.

HEY! Stop hiring the white guys goddammit! We don't get draft picks for those!

Hound Dog Taylor played a cheap Teisco SD-40, famous for having more knobs and switches than other guitars (5 tone and volume knobs, and 4 switches I'm not sure did anything).

Either the Martin D-12-28 twelve string or the Martin D-35 David Gilmour used on the song "Wish You Were Here". Just to play that Floyd song on one of those guitars would be a highlight for me.

He missed a 51 yard attempt in game 8. So only 10 out of 11 attempts made. He obviously sucks.

There is stupid, and then there is driving customers out the door stupid. I would never go back there again. I've never, ever tried playing a guitar in a music store without using a pick. Of course, I keep spare picks in my wallet, but that's besides the point.

From the folks who brought you the Fartin D28 acoustic.

I'm rather tired of the "Goff is only good due to..." (pick a reason: O-line, OC, running game, etc.). The fact is, most successful QBs have a great team behind them. Stafford did absolutely nothing in over a decade with the Lions, but he stumbled onto a team full of All-Pros, Pro-bowlers and future Hall of Famers, including MVP receiver Cooper Kupp and perhaps the greatest DT of all time Aaron Donald, not to mention Jalen Ramsey, Von Miller, Andrew Whitworth, Odell Beckham, Rob Havenstein, and solid cast of characters. Hell, even the Kicker Matt Gay and the Punter Johnny Hecker were Pro Bowlers or All Pros through solid careers.

A bedazzled Magnum condom?

The only thing meaningless is your inane reply. Again, your own fanbase has made numerous comments regarding the questionable nature of retaining Eberflus.

Particularly when your team has Eberflustered. I've even seen comments from Bears fans wondering why the fuck the Bears didn't can him before he screws up another young QB.

The steal of this draft is Mahogany in the 6th. He'll be a starter next year, just watch. Very savvy draft overall. The Lions blew away any lingering concerns about the secondary and made it a strength.

The answer is none. Get a pick holder for your microphone stand. Both Dunlop and D'Addario make them. They are as cheap as $3.95. This isn't rocket science.

Looks like Mahomes has been smoking some heavy doobage in that pic.

CBS and Pete Prisco can suck a dick. And they'll probably only get a C- on technique, which is a higher grade than what they get for their tiresome bashing of Lions' drafts (like last years).

Khamûl the Easterling probably had the same general duties in Rhûn, but since the histories of Middle-earth are concerned mostly with the West, it is only conjecture. In the Third Age he was given command of Dol Guldur, so he evidently could be trusted with a leadership role.

Neither. Buy yourself a D'Addario for under $25. You'll thank me later when you're out playing and need an easy on-easy off capo that has adjustable tension.

Not necessarily. My Martin HD-28e came with a hard case because it was $3200 when I bought it, but my Martin GPC-16e came with a gig bag at $1700. With Martins, it depends on the level. Taylors, the same. I have a Taylor 352ce 12 string that came with a hard case at $2200, but there's a cut off below that.

I despise fucking gig bags. Buy a hard case. It not only protects your guitar from dings and damage, but is better handling changes in temperature and humidity.

I've told this story so much, my kids roll their eyes:

I was 12 in 1972, and my older cousins lied to my mother and told her I was just going for a sleepover (because I would be dead if she found out where they actually took me). We went to see Alice Cooper (with Captain Beyond and Jo Jo Gunne), and things were never the same thereafter. It was like...wait...you can do THAT on stage? THAT? Holy fuck! Like I said, this was 1972, no internet, no cable, just Alice fucking Cooper. Chopping up dolls, writhing with boa constrictors, and hanging from a gallows. I was enthralled.

By the next week I had traded my 10 speed for a guitar (again, had to lie to my mom and tell her my bike was stolen). I've been playing guitar for over 50 years. I don't miss the bike at all.

Of the guitarists I've actually seen? Stevie Ray Vaughan, Johnny Winter, Ritchie Blackmore and Al DiMeola.

Of all-time? Jimi Hendrix. Listen to what he was doing in 1966-1967 (sessions started for Are You Experienced in late 1966 and Axis: Bold as Love was recorded in 1967). It wasn't just ground-breaking, it was alien. Hendrix totally rewrote the book on electric guitar.

Well, he sucked as badly in Atlanta, and they booted him after a year. So, there's that.