What is on Hutchinson’s head?

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I cant seem to find anything about this head wrap. Does anyone have an idea?

in detroitlionsby josh_y_joshSun God

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Helmet sizing?

Edit: yes I'm right. https://youtu.be/suANp4e0W2Q?si=Hhh2kVAldpChR7w_

Head scans

kcrab91

Logo

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Enjoyed that video. Thx for digging it out.

DetroitVsErrrybody

Peni Swell

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Lmao. Makes me laugh when I was a kid in the 90s we just went to some storage unit and they jammed whatever bullshit used ass helmet fit your head semi decently. No wonder we all have brain damage. Between that and coaches telling us to spear mfers. It was fun though. And we made it on the news once because someone cheapshot out “special” friend so we all went and started beating bitches to the point the parents was fighting too. I’m gonna have to see if I can find the old local news clip.

studioratginger

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*New Jersey has entered the chat

youreABitcz

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Hey we're not all like that... Sometimes we just beat people's assess just because.

DetroitVsErrrybody

Peni Swell

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Utah lmao

yellow_shamrock

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As a 90’s teen, our football gear was also handed out this way. It fit good enough to play

57Laxdad

Old helmet

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I figured it was something MCDC uses to keep guys ego in check, no swelled heads in this locker room

mablesyrup

WTF Lions

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That was cool!

lionbacker54

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Sheesh. I remember back in high school no one cared about sizing.

Me: Coach, my helmet's too loose

Coach: Next player

him374

Ragnowrok

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His head is more valuable than yours, apparently.

SharkBaitOohAhAh2

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I assumed it was wisdom teeth and it was for swelling

ASpellingAirror

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Oh shit, he’s a concept car getting road tested!

SchpartyOn

Welcome to Detroit!

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Do people outside of Michigan get this joke? Lol

SaltyEggplant4

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From Michigan but I spent years in Colorado. They do a TON of testing out in the mountains there. Mostly American trucks but also some Subarus.

BrisketWhisperer

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Nobody cares about people outside of Michigan.

AdaptiveCenterpiece

Growley Cats

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I live in the Chicago burbs (please don’t tell anyone else here, I assume this is a private message) and I only care about things inside Michigan.

gopoohgo

CornDoggyLOL

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car nerds understand this.

You will see Jalopnik articles about the newest Aston Martin, with potato quality pics of a car in the seizure-wraps.

JaggedUmbrella

90s logo

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I'm not sure why areas with different climates and terrains wouldn't have test cars.

SchpartyOn

Welcome to Detroit!

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I guess I was more thinking about how common it is here. I’ve lived in other states and have only ever seen them in Michigan and I see them often.

Aggravating-Note5163

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I used to live in Milford, and sometimes the noises from the GM testing grounds were downright freaky.

Richard_Arlison69

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My wife is from the Lansing area and she’d seen them… but thought it was just a crazy paint job someone had on a personal vehicle.

BigALep5

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I leaned water polo and thought that's guy is a monter out there in the water 😅

Present-Smoke-9950

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I optimistically hope it's related to cloning

casper_but_with_a_j

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[GIF]

YoungAmazing313

The Goff Father

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Vivacious we all love her lol

Joonbug9109

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Let me tell you, the last thing I expected to see in this sub was a RuPaul/Lions crossover

HuellMissMe

Old helmet

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These are my people

casper_but_with_a_j

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Wasn’t sure how it was going to go over, but it was too perfect to pass up

No-Championship3522

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I run a cnc router at a shop here in Michigan working for Riddell I’ve made all the inserts that go in every nfls players helmet. Even Tom Brady’s kinda cool

AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

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So you had your chance to sabotage him and you didn’t even take it, smh.

ITHETRUESTREPAIRMAN

111

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It’s called fashion, sweaty. Look it up 💁‍♀️

cheezfreek

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Sweaty? I’ll have you know that I have the ideal level of moisture right now.

georgehttpbush

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Listen here, sweaty

SniperX876

DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY

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It's the hood they wear before putting power armor on. Increases damage resistance and improves strength.

GameBroJeremy

Flag on the play

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Ad victorim fellow brother of the pride.

SaltyEggplant4

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Well done

Crafty_Substance_954

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They use it to dial in the helmet fit on players. Called Riddell precision fit.

Small-Palpitation310

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that someone fucking thought this up is wild

Dicksona

Sun God

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Looks like the shit dog groomers use when they're blow drying the hair out

Joonbug9109

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[Image]

I’m only mildly embarrassed to admit how much effort I put into finding this photo. It’s called a “happy hoodie” in case you wanted to know.

Dicksona

Sun God

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Fitting name, thanks 🤣

Dmchiken94

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He's the 3 million dollar hutch. We've spared no expense to make him faster, stronger, better than before.

msto3

Sun God

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Obviously getting fitted for his mane

istillambaldjohn

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Can someone mass produce this concept and put it in motorcycle gear stores? Picking a new helmet sucks. Would be great to just slip a head condom on, let the employee run some software and tell you the helmets that will exactly fit your head. I’m sure with lidar in phones and some app you can get similar results at home too.

MadeThisUpToComment

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I'm thinking ski boots.

They probably have the tech, but my guess is that it's really only useful if you are buying customs made.

ham_wallet998

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Cameron Brink’s underwear?

JSnitch58

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[GIF]

brebs21

MC⚡DC

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I don’t get it

gladhaven

Yas Lions

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Is that Aidan Hutchinson or an awkward middle schooler?

44035

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Every part of this picture is awesome.

jcoddinc

90s logo

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Testing out a new twister the game inspired winter cap

HonoluluMaizeandBlue

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The bedazzler is back again and it's the fashion craze of the season!

Delicious-Skill-617

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He kinda does look like a lion cub

Masterchiefy10

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Why would the Lions have a trophy…. Of a lion?

Reminds me of Christain’s wearing the tool that killed their messiah

Helmnauger

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Huh, never thought of like that.

Hat_Secure

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That’s the Green Bay locker roon

HonoluluMaizeandBlue

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It's like whenever you drive down South and they have billboards with pigs on them promoting barbecue. It's just wrong I tell you!

Masterchiefy10

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Feel like that was a bit on the Simpsons once.. Homer driving and seeing a billboard of a pig eating itself?

clocke6346

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Kanye-ass fit

Butitsadryheat2

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He's the son of the Gimp from Pulp Fiction.

bigframe79

Death & Taxes

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they are making his HOF bust

fo_da_weed

DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY

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[GIF]

Like this but no one needs to rebuild anything …. He’s that good

Wisdomlost

Muh Holmes

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Sperm cosplay.

Starscream4prez2024

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Its clearly some sort of thing.

ihate_ed

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Idk if you have to do it for other helmets, but they make you put that on and scan your head to fit the riddell axiom

jaaanky

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[Image]

TurdsThatFloat

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Hic sunt leones

CluelessFlunky

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Lmao.

ThrowingMonkeePoo

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Maybe he has so many muscles it looks like a double chin?

ChefBennyboyardee

DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY

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Aiden said we're bringing the shiesty back.

fo_da_weed

DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY

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Someone sponsored his head for $1.2 billion a year

Morthoron_Dark_Elf

DETROIT -VS- EVERYBODY

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A bedazzled Magnum condom?

BrisketWhisperer

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Mexican wrestling hood?

Just_Goose95

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It looks like the wrap they put on cars to make taking pics difficult or w.e.

QuietPhyber

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He’s going to play storm shadow in a new GI Joe movie!!!

One-girl-circus

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Is it a placement guide for Lion’s Mane implants? 🦁

Joonbug9109

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I came for the right answer. I stayed for the wrong answers.

DudeAbides1556

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He looks like a finger puppet 😂

Eikeyk1424

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I bet it has something to do with measuring the impact to the head and brain. It's probably a new tool to help decipher how the collisions correlate to concussions and CTE.

He probably agreed to wear that for the sake of research. Putting it on early, so he can become accustomed to it during preseason.

Diretank4198

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Probably some high tech device to cure brain cancer, that we poor ppl aren't allowed to know about.

bgovern

70s logo

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Just confirmed that Holmes' secret to drafting is phrenology.

Disastrous_Candy_317

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Lmao

bransby26

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That's a hijab. Hutch has converted to Islam, inshallah.

NotEvenBarrySanders

V-I-L-L-A-I-N

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It’s what Caleb Williams Bhole is gonna look like this year