Mosquitoes can not penetrate my body hair.
Walk Hard, when Dewey walks in on them smoking.
Dewey: "You're smoking reefers?"
Sam: "Yeah, of course we are! Can't you smell it?"
Dewey (with traumatic nose blindness): "No, Sam... I can't."
edit: Nevermind, that's a movie, not a TV show. Still good...
Like that Meredith Brooks song.
I'm right-handed and left-nutted.
Yes on the solid poops.
I'm glad you're not getting high on ladders anymore. They're a slippery slope. It's easy to get rung out trying to come down.
Another subreddit needs your help. I'll mark it on your map.
The lion's toes were sticking through the fence, and he didn't even think to bite him back.
Man loses finger after taunting the lion
nsfwCrazyFuckingVideos