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i can tell you from first hand experience how terrifying it is. They will keep attacking and stinging until you are far far away from whatever they don’t want you near, usually their nest. I was also unfortunate enough to have a breed of wasps that stuck to clothing so i had to strip down to my underwear to escape their assault.
I had one that would not stop until I stripped down to my bare nakedness, got down on all fours and let another man penetrate me in a hotel room.
shit gave me ptsd. If something as simple as a fly flies by my head i freeze. Afraid it’s a bee or wasp that’s gonna go home and get it’s buddies.
The bees? Or the dick?
Taking a different sort of stinger I see
You stumbled upon a rare Catholic WASP nest.
Senator is that you? Why didn't you call me back?
Glad you made it out of that wait what?
Reminds me back when my friend had wasps trapped in her hair and they kept stinging.
Where did you live where swarms of bees and wasps were common occurrences. I haven’t seen bees really attack unless somebody accidentally messed with their nest or something
i live in indiana. I was getting firewood in the woods by our campsite while camping when i was like 12. I assume one of the logs i grabbed was attached to or close to their nest. I noticed one buzzing around my head and swatted it. 30 seconds later there’s a symphony of buzzing and i’m being swarmed by at least 30 of them. I run out to the campsite screaming and taking my clothes off. I was stung at least 20 times all over my body. They stuck to my clothes and someone got stung retrieving my shirt from the ground. It was extremely painful. I think it was ground hornets based on their appearance and behavior. Nasty little fuckers.
Oh yeah I never new bees and wasps and shit lived in the ground until Somebody I was with took a bad step lol
me neither until that fateful day. learned a valuable lesson though.
Would jumping in a body of water work? Or would they just wait for you to surface?
They will wait for you to surface. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/summer-safety-how-to-avoid-bee-swarm-attacks/
Lmaoooo no way bees do this😂they are actual psychopaths 😂😂😂
You gotta use a handy reed snorkle and hope they don't fly in
Can you blame them tho?! Fuckers only live to work, all while literally making the world live, and their only defense is to go kamikaze but we still keep fucking up their workflow…
The new coordinated effort will be to wait for you to come out for air
Long story but I fucked up and hit one of those nests underground on a hiking trail and it was like a horror movie. I’m scared of water.. like I don’t go in pools even. I ram strait down a hill and was in a river within fifteen seconds. One kid got stung on his eyeball. Everyone hated me. I got stung like 15-20 times and my grandpa was allergic so I was panicking a bit but luckily no issues.
Once they start nailing you though it’s kinda like getting beat tf up. That Tyson quote “everyone’s gotta plan til you start getting hit in the face” comes to mind lol. I’m just lucky o saw someone else bolt downhill.. autopilot or some shit turned on.
My pops and uncles got chased by some kind of hornets on the Mississippi River back in the day. They said even going underwater didn't help because the hornets would just wait till they came back up.
I thought it was programmed into every person that the response to 1 or more bees in your face is: weave, weave, duck, small hop away, look back, then if they’re still after you to run.
True, I usually let out a “FUCKin shit” for good measure as well.
shoudve had a spray ready, but easier said than done
LMAO what he gonna pepper spray the bees?
I carry bee repellent and shark repellent.
Stop drop and roll!
First two steps accomplished !
I once knocked a bees nest out of a tree. I was at a hotel that had a lot of fruit trees and I was trying to get some fruits out of the top of a tree with a fruit picker, but I found that that particular fruit was a bees nest. I luckily had a pool to hide in 20 feet away 😂 i left after that and didnt cone back for hours.
Do you think that guy is capable of running at all
Better BEEhave yourself if confronted… I’ll see myself out
call in the swat team... honey smoked ham etc.
STOP RESISTING OR WE'LL STING YOU AGAIN.
Bravely isn’t allowed into his partners car
Would’ve fucked over the partner and not done much
And you don’t see the humor?
They’re volunteers?
No in the way the news positioned it as a heroic act when he tried to get into the car and his partner drove off lol.
NOT THE BEES!
"MY EYES"
Aaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!
Your firearms are useless against them!!
No one told the bees he was just a volunteer
" I don't get paid enough for this "
Oh wait, I don't get paid
I’m dying 😂😂😂
Why on earth would the response to a swarm of bees be a policeman with no protective gear?
This man needs to be compensated and his dispatcher fired.
Fuck them. That was funny. Lol
Youre right. Why didnt they dispatch the 24 hour patroling bee control units every city has?
You know there's people who deal with nests and swarms for a living right? Like these people exist.
It's funnier to get the cops to deal with it.
Cops like to respond to everything even when they're not capable of dealing with it in an appropriate way. Usually they get to beat the shit or shoot someone, this time they were taken by surprise.
Oh right, and they are patrolling night and day and can be called out anywhere in the city at a moments notice right with a 3-10 minute response time? Silly me.
It was the middle of the afternoon for a start.
And yes beekeepers understand that a swarm can be an urgent matter so will respond immediately if they're available and sometimes free of charge.
Any other stupid questions?
Have a seat. All “if”, “maybe”, and “sometimes” which is my entire point. Lordy I hope you dont dress yourself.
with a 3-10 minute response time
If you're implying thats the average police response time, keep dreaming.
Police are the catch all.
Hence 'defund the police'.
It bees like that sometimes.
Your badge, show them your fucking badge!
Fucking lol. Poor dude, but perfect line
Those bees were paid actors
Something something sting operation.
That… that stings!
Who volunteers to be a cop?
...every cop ever
Bees! Your weapons are useless!
I like the genius on the news, “I think this guy was getting stung” ya think!?
Bees need to head down to the station now
Did someone release those dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
WTF is a volunteer police officer?
:4103:Bees are woke.
Dude is a volunteer. I usually feel the same but this guy didn’t deserve it
"fuck the cops" - the bees probably
To the Bee-Mobile!
You mean your Chevy?
***looks down***
"Yes"
I live just outside of Phoenix AZ and this kind of thing terrifies me. Also I can not run at all, just had both knees total knee replacement surgeries. Just have to try to remain aware of your surroundings and hope you never run into this.
BMW patrol car?!
Bees know wassup fuck 12
Acab.
"news crews are filming from inside their vans, with the windows shut tight!"
Cameraman: yeah must be FUCKING NICE
Bees are finally making a stand letting us humans know we are fucking up their lives and it starting to show!🐝🐝🐝
Lmfao
YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!
lol
BEES!!! BEES IN THE CAR!! BEES EVERYWHERE!!!!
If those were black bees they would have got 6 warning shots in the back
Police:
Bees: Wu Tang Killa Bees! It's Wu motherfuckers, Wu-Tang motherfuckers It's Wu motherfuckers, a Wu-Tang motherfuckers It's Wu motherfuckers, a Wu-Tang motherfuckers It's Wu
He is in no physical condition to be a police officer.
Officer: AsK fOr oVeRtiMe sHe sAid iT's onLy wHitE nEighNorhOoDs, sHe sAid At leASt iT's nOt bEes sHe sAid.
Peak human evolution right here.
imagine laying there in pain, getting stung, trying to get in a car, and just seeing someone with a phone in their hand laughing at you as you are in misery. wtf people
lol acab tho
The Sting.
Those bees are heros
Wait, so I get this:
- There are swarms of bees "terrorizing", so people call the police
- The police send in a *VOLUNTEER*
- Said volunteer strolls out to check out swarms of terrible bees
There is so much stupid going on here that I have no words... at the very least the mofo knew what was going to happen to him and still proceeded.
WTF was his plan to arrest or to shoot the bees? Or maybe he was calling the "swat" team
“News crews in their cars filming” nobody could Help ? Maybe throw a blanket over him or something??
Bees No! Not the Bees! NOOOOOO!!!
Somebody put a Fuckin hose on that man!!!
I'm guessing they were regular bees... otherwise he would have shot them. 🤣
Why didn't he taze em and make em comply
He didn’t shoot the bees despite the threat?
Weird. I thought bees were yellow and black?
Damn that sucks
YOU BITCHES!!! IT’S ALL FOR HONEY!!!
Damn, that sucks.
Those bees were not resisting…
Im surprised bees, hornets and similar insects aren't deployed as biological weapons
Unbeelievable
A fire extinguisher would’ve helped. I’m sure they might have one in the patrol car
Can someone explain what a volunteer police officer is? What do they do? Why
Dumb ass
Volunteer police officer? That's a 1st...except for Dwight shrute
Why would someone dispatch a volunteer cop instead of a bee keeper?
I know nothing about bees but why don't people help by using their water hoses or a fire extinguisher if on hand.
Because they would be killed too.
Africanized Honeybees don't fuck around.
They kill.
Police Department what's your emergency?
There's like a ton of bees.
A ton of bees? Okay, we'll send a volunteer. Not because we're scared or anything, just, you know, because volunteer cops like this kind of stuff.
Oh lord call a beekeeper or specialist Get a suit to keep bees off And smoke to put them to sleep while u locate the hive Yikes u knew there were a shit ton of bees and u just walk right in there thinking they won’t attack Also volunteer cop? That’s a thing? Plz don’t let that be a thing u need some serious training and as a volunteer u don’t get the same medical coverage as an actual cop if u get hurt or die So be careful I’m sure he meant well but these bees meant business they protect the hive U piss one off they all come attacking that’s y u need a beekeeper suit or better yet a bee keeper or ppl who remove hives for a living
Bees! My name is Blart. Paul Blart.
Those are wasps bees don't eat pork
We got bees and orcas gearing up. Time to pick sides, humans!
OH, NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!
Sokka-Haiku by Stahlregen:
OH, NO, NOT THE BEES!
NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN
MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
This is beautiful.
This discription of Desperately struggling is an understatement. Besides stumbling around the volunteer treated that swarm like it was a minor inconvenience to his casual Sunday stroll
I would punch every bee in the face, fuck you bees
Of you mute it it's about a really drunk police officer
Is this one of those "good guys with guns" scenarios I've been hearing about? I'm not clear because it doesn't really make sense.
If bees start bumping into you, they are going to attack. If you are attacked by a swarm of bees, RUN — fast, and in a straight line away from them. Don’t swat at them, either. Just GTFO