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Wholesomeness.
I’m just here so I don’t get fined.
I’m just here so I get banned.
Literally in tears at the beauty of this
THIS IS BALANCE kicks her off cliff
Beautiful.
My ancestors are smiling at me Imperials, can you say the same?
Do you visit the Soul Stone district often? What am I saying, of course you don't.
These... are the guardian infinity stones.
Reality stone eh? Well, to each his own, it's not for me to judge.
Power, good! That stone will guide you to honor and glory.
I used to me an admin just like you, then I took a ban to the knee - u/dragonphlegm probably
My cousin is out fighting dragons Thanos. And what do I get? Guard duty.
-- Hawkeye
Let me guess... Someone stole your soul stone.
Today, they take away your INFINITY STONES, but what of tomorrow? What then? Do the Avengers take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very LIVES!?
Terrible and powerful Thanos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
RISE UP CHILDREN OF THANOS
You see those admins in charge of this sub? They have curved gauntlets. Curved. Gauntlets.
I went through about 3 whole playthroughs before I realized Ralof or Hadvar would give you a tour on the way to riverwood.
So did I. As soon as I heard "We should probably split up." I was outta there.
thanos looking at infinity stones
Some may call this junk, me I call them... treasures
WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT
CHOO-CHOO!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, Skyrim is here to save us!
I summon my trusty steed, tommy wiseau
Is that a crab with a tophat and monocle?
Alright that's too much. Come on Master Chief lets get the hell out of here.
Blood for the Blood Go... Oh, sorry wrong game, my bad.
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
R/HorusDidNothingWrong
Death to the Stormcloaks !
As fearless in death as he was in life.
Next, the...
cat!
<<roaring in the distance>>
Skyrim is for the Nords!
Thanos the mighty! Thanos the unerring! Thanos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, WRITHING in the filth of our corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality and now walk amongst the stars!
*gourds
Justice!
Next prisoner.
But he's not on the list!
Forget the list, he goes to the block.
Moderating the sub makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Stormcloak ancestor in Valhalla, totally sloshed, “Wha...what?”
*Sovngarde
/u/DigitalizedOrange did you do it?
What did it cost?
Thanos has brought balance to this subreddit. Not everything is lost.
He hasn't brought balance to my tear ducts. He sacrificed so much for so many ungrateful denizens of the universe.
Balance must be achieved
hold up you're ebony maw not thanos
This day extracts a heavy toll
Tears? Really?
They're not for him
The moment you realize your daddy actually loves you.
Mine still hasn't come back from the store to buy cigarettes.
It was the only way
We're in the endgame now.
It had to be done
Hey /u/DigitalizedOrange,
This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.
Will topredditbot be banned? Lol
It should be honored to become a child of Banos
Balance as it should be
Good question, I’d assume bots aren’t actually subscribed to subs other than specifically made bots for those subs. Anyone able to correct/validate?
The ban won’t hit subscribers, it will hit people who have commented or posted
I wonder which bots are gonna get banned
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This day extracts a heavy toll
This day extracts a heavy toll
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Mr. Orange I don't feel so good.
The hardest choces require the strongest wills.
Destiny still arrives
And now it's here.
/u/The-Jedi-Apprentice tell me /u/DigitalizedOrange is lying.
Asshole! Tell me you didn't do it.
I... had... to....
No you didn't! proceeds to slap u/The_Jedi_Aprentice and makes sure the snap will happen
proceeds to slap u/The_Jedi_Aprentice
"This bad boy will hold 200,000 bans"
- I went forward in time, to view alternate futures... To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
- How many did you see?
- 14,000,605. How many were dank? One.
Steady up Quill we almost got this off!
I wonder if all the banned users get together and make another subreddit... like r/thanosdidsomethingwrong or something.
... And there is my entry into the ban. It's been real, but it had to be done =D
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You know I had to do it to em
Doot Doot thanos pls shoot
Egg
May I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
Bacon
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But surely not everyone will reply to this post?
Why is gamora?
No one asked how is gamora?
I’ll do you one better. No one asked who is Gamora?
Whomst is Gamora?*
I’ll be honest, I just joined to get banned.
Witness me
It was the only way
Wakanda Forever!!!
I dont feel so good
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Ban me
You may think this is suffering. No... it is salvation.
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Damn... Starlord is not going to like this.
Don't do it Quill!
have you been increasing the amount of weeks every day or something? i swear it said no spoilers for three weeks like yesterday lol
It's not released in the UK for ages.
Only for Ant Man and the Wasp I think.
yeah, that’s what i’m talking about
Can we get a backstory on this? What did the user post? Was it just a random? What makes him so special to be choosen before us? So many questions, so little time.
In the film, to obtain the Soul Stone, one must sacrifice someone/something they love. Thanos sacrifices one of his (many) adopted children, Gamora. Since the moderators are Thanos in this situation, it makes sense to follow suit. /u/dragonphlegm was the moderator with a Gamora flair, so he made a reasonable candidate.
I think it’s like this subs Gamora sacrifice?
Ban me daddy
Uh, is it to late to ask what this sub is about?
What did it cost?
Everything
Gamora? More like Ga-no-more-a...!
I'll see myself out
salutes
Just doing my duty, sir!
Ban this guy
^ Early ban just here
I never pressed /r/thebutton
Banned or otherwise, glory awaits all children of Thanos!
In for a penny etc, I submit to the judgment of Thanos...
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I presume anarchy will replace such a subreddit.
balance.
Gamora: No. We were happy in this sub.
Thanos: You were shitposting, scrounging for upvotes. Your subreddit was on the brink of collapse. I'm the one who stopped that. You know what's happened since then? The subscribers have known nothing but good memes and plentiful content for all. It's a paradise