You have 3 days prep time. Do you take it?
Edit: Should of made it 20000 or calories smh. Too many americans
You have 3 days prep time. Do you take it?
Edit: Should of made it 20000 or calories smh. Too many americans
Mmm fried chicken skin for the win. If im ever too full to finish I just toss away the meat and eat the skins.
Found the Southerner.
I’m from NYC, but biscuits and sausage gravy runs through these veins.
Well, the parts that don't build up anyway.
Upstate?
Bronx
Best stop chicken cracklings
And cocktails! That’ll get you over in an hour
This is so ridiculously easy. I might feel a bit queasy because it has been many years since I ate so much at once but I could definitely do it. One cup of peanut butter is over 1500 calories. Chili's Crispy Honey Chipotle & Waffles entree is almost 3000 calories. Add a large sweetened drink and off to the races.
This. First thing I thought of were peanut butter health shakes. Only need a few of those and you got all day to finish them
8 large DQ blizzards in 24 hours seems doable.
Imagine doing it at one DQ and just getting up every hour and ordering 1 large blizzard. Seeing the workers faces.
I'm imagining the war crimes I would commit in their bathroom doing that...
I'm lactose intolerant. A cup of melk will make me blow trumpets for a few hours. Can't imagine that much ice cream.
Just call it a cleanse and suddenly it’s healthy
This got me
And it'll clear you out for more ice cream!
I'm diabetic and this would kill me for sure but it sounds like a wonderful way to go.
Im a type 1 diabetic and would just take 20 units per blizzzard lol
5 hours later I get quite a sugar spike eating things like this. It won't kill me, but thus would be a terrible day of attempting to keep in range.
Type 1 reporting in, don't forget to factor in the fat. I don't care how much fat normally effects you, 8 medium cookie dough blizzards is <checks notes> 328 grams of fat in one day. You're gonna be flying high for days (unless that's your normal intake you're calibrated for 😬)
That's the fat you get from 28 slices of pizza hut pepperoni pizza. Enough to kill a dibetic elephant I dare say
All that said type 1 diabetics actually have a major edge in this competition because of our abnormal amylin production, which is supposed to slow digestion after a large meal
Yep been doing this for 33 years I’m pretty well versed In handling it. Checks notes… fuck it I’m winging this shit and overdosing on my long and fast acting. Wish me luck!
We'll tap insulin vials, say cheers, and does the entire vial. Then I'm headed to the ER waiting room
Haha I’ll bring the blizzards
Happy to see my fellow shugah babies represented 😂
10 and a half, by the listed calorie counts, but yes, very doable.
There's one that's 1650 calories (large peanut butter cookie dough party blizzard) even 10 and a half is doable
Congratulations on winning the dare!
Dare, what dare?
Baskin robins large chocolate Oreo shake is 2600. Less than 8 of those will suffice.
They always find out
I'd rather have the oreo than the pb
The little scroll symbol was partially covering the word party so I read that as large peanut butter cookie dough nasty blizzard.
Good for DQ for owning it, I guess.
Borderline unethical
I think one of these every 2.5 hours would start to hit the system. I’m not sure the average digestive track could actually keep up with that. I could imagine throwing up around hour 20.
Said you had to eat not keep it down… just saying
I'm pretty sure mine could, who said anything about being average?
Good lord, I would feel so terrible after that kind of heavenly indulgence. But I could do it for the money.
1 every 3 hours seems like one hell of a fun day.
Edit: Let's do 2.5 to keep some leeway.
I’m lactose intolerant, so no. It doesn’t.
So what you’re saying is… you definitely won’t be getting full of ice cream? Sounds like a benefit for this challenge
Your body becoming a straw between ice cream and toilet
just eat them while in the toilet
Out with the old, in with the new
watch this amazing weight loss hack
Well, I'm not genetically inferior lactose intolerant, so I'd love it! Would it be worth the 20k, for you?
I'll already be giving myself diabetes, I don't want to suffer through sleep deprivation while doing it.
Nah I got this, eats some uranium. Nobody said I had to digest it or live at the end of it.
If the energy of the atoms itself count, you may as well just eat one crumb of bread and keep your life.
Reminds me of Rob McElhenney from always sunny saying how he drank tubs of melted ice cream in order get his character Mac fat as hell lol 12,000 calories definitely would be easier if you drank the melted ice cream throughout the day
Not even that bad, have two at midnight, and go to bed. Wake up early have another two for breakfast at 6 am. Another one for a snack at 9. Have one for lunch at noon and you finished with 12 hours left.
One and a half sheet cakes would do it too.
Maybe just one sheet cake with the right toppings
Mix in some of the chicken tenders and it'll go easier on you.
My bathroom would look like Pompeii after those 24 hours. The toilet would be a melted puddle and I'm pretty sure I would be in intensive care or dead.
The large cold stone pb&c shake is just north of 2k calories
This milk is LOADED with calories. Milk will carry you to victory. Milk and eggs.
Cheesecake Factory for the win.
Cheesecake is always my answer for these types of questions. I'm sure they have plenty of flavors where one whole cheesecake clocks in North of 12k calories.
Haha yeah, their calorie count is ridiculous.
Pretty sure I could reach that with just appetizer, dinner and dessert there.
I'd just need to eat everything instead of bringing home a bunch of leftovers.
The shrimp scampi and steak Diane alone is 1780 and the extreme oreo explosion cheesecake is 1600+
Exactly. Plus my bill would be about $230. So the return on investment is solid.
Just need a salad and share an app, you’re there buddy.
I wish any of these hypotheticals involving money were actually optional.
Yep. I was super poor. I know all about eating a little that’s calorie dense. OP hasn’t met me. Bwahahahahaha
Would you cut off your pinky for a hundred billion dollars or not and owe 100? /s
They're so crazy out of touch, they're either written by billionaires or kids of wealthy people.
Would you… rather be completely happy? Or… die?
A lot of these hypotheticals make me imagine a movie or a short story about a deranged rich guy who wants to see what kinds of fucked up things he can get poor people to do for money. And as the story goes on, he escalates, and it's a heavy-handed commentary on how the rich exploit the poor. Oooh, maybe the guy is a YouTuber, and it can also be a commentary about the exploitative nature of social media!
lol i can do this no problem. but i used to have a binge eating disorder so maybe i shouldn’t count. but 24 hours for 20k lol. i’ll do it for 1k
Right? No telling how many times I’ve done that for free
I've paid lots of money to do it.
Boutta drink a few cups of olive oil
You'll need the money to buy a new toilet after that
Buying a bidet on credit and paying it off after
When i get very stressed out I sleep walk, and over the past two years I’ve started eating in my sleep. About a year ago i drank about 12 oz of canola oil and went back to bed. None of it came back up and none of it came exploding out the other end by some miracle. I just had the oddest, most queasy stomachache of my life.
Sorry bathtub…at least bathroom cleaner is cheap.
Cheap hotel bathroom or air bnb
Found DougDoug alt
HELL YEAH AVERAGE CHEAT DAY
HELL YEAH AVERAGE DAY
My man.
That is 3 items off the DQ menu..
And I would absolutely chug a bottle of olive oil for 20k
You guys are getting paid?
Yes, Zhangief, we are.
Speaking as a non American, yeah, easily done. And without the crazy folk who are drinking pure oil and god knows what. Prep time is fasting for a day, then just have a blow out day. Solid fry up for breakfast - the full English with all the trimmings. With a pint, because of course. Perhaps a second, just because it's a special day.
Go for a stroll in a vain attempt to work something off. Then have a nice elevenses - well, it would be rude not to right? Probably need to continue walking really. A strong lunch at a pub, perhaps a pie or something. Then enjoy your day. High tea would be next, plenty of cakes. I would take mine with coffee actually, as I don't drink tea (controversial I know).
After that a mixed grill perhaps? That would set you up well for the pub crawl in the evening and into the night. If that's not enough, then keep rolling until you've drunk enough calories.
I can't imagine doing all of this in the same day on a regular basis, but I've certainly done a solid chunk of it before. Probably set the start at 9am to make the best of it.
This could honestly be done mostly on beer. We do this thing in Texas called floating the river. You get in an inner tube at one part of the river and just float for a few hours. There is another inner tube with a cooler full of beer. I’m sure I could knock out a large portion of the calories just doing that. Then you stop at a CiCi’s pizza and drunk much on that pizza buffet until you hit your mark.
Damn. The way you wrote this made me tear up almost. It just sounds so wonderfully fucking pleasant.
I'm gonna bake a whole lot of bacon, and have hardly any of the fat drain off. I can eat pounds and pounds of this in 24 hours. I can cook it with butter too, and drench it in olive oil for more fatty calories that barely fill me up.
If I tire of that I'll have some peanut butter on the side for the classic bacon-peanut butter desert flavor.
Kirkland brand bacon is listed at 90calories per slice. 133.33 slices of bacon to achieve the goal, or 8.33 slices per hour for 16 hours. Very doable.
And then the $20k goes to an ambulance ride and medical bills 😔
I struggle to really comprehend what 130 pieces of bacon all cooked and stacked would look like, let alone eating 1 piece of bacon every 7-8 minutes, all day
I feel like after several hours it’d get old
Edit: can’t lie that does sound kind of tasty though
Of course if you eat one piece at a time it’s gonna sound like a lot.
Wonder if pork belly would also work.
Oh, but what a fine way to die.
This actually seems more doable than the ice cream options. Tons of lactose can overwhelm the system.
And bacon is small so you likely won't feel too over stuffed and miserable.
Not much of a challenge there boss. 🤷🏻♂️
Yeah tbh people like the guy on the YouTube channel “beard meets food” and several others (professional eaters?) eat probably 12k calories in like 30mins
What happens before or after is beyond my knowledge but they sure do eat the food
Yeah exactly I mean for 20k I think you could get over having a bit of an upset stomach or needing extra bathroom time the next day.
what about bubble guts, poop sweats, feeling like a small furry animal has nested in your lower intestine, and he's angry. Straining and straining so much on the toilet you get a hemmoroid, while molten hot lava slowly drips out of your asshole, leaving your butthole so tender you can barley wipe.
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Matt stonie. Dude polished off a ton of full pasta dishes at Olive Garden. His receipt was like 3’ long
About 50% Americans do this every year on Thanksgiving. Not that hard.
Yes. I've definitely done that Thanksgiving. Sometimes we have 3 different relatives houses to eat at in one day.
Three kilo grams of cheese. I could do that.
RIP your bunghole when you push that solid cheese plug out.
Loool, cheese log 😬
Once sat and ate a family bowl of profiteroles in one sitting in about 45 mins. 2200 calories right there.
You are underestimating how much food this is.
There are 1000 calories in a pint of ice cream.
If you let it melt, a normally sized person could chug at least 3-4 of them right off the bat. Wait a bit, repeat. Wait a bit, repeat. The whole challenge is done in 4 hours with an exchange of 3 grand for some digestion pain.
Humans are cool animals. I could easily run more than 6 times my daily distance. I could easily read more than 6 times my daily page consumption.
I'm so happy someone else figured out drinking ice cream is the fastest way to do this.
Americans: LMFAO
Sure it wouldn't be fun, but if you also ate some laxatives I think you could probably blast through 5 2500 calorie pizzas in 24 hours. I think my prep would be to eat more and more food each of the 3 days, and taking laxatives to evacuate myself relatively often
You don't even need to do that. There are much more calorie dense foods than pizza. Think about desserts. Ice cream and pie has a huge amount of calories.
I wish this wasn't hypothetical. I could nail this.
500 calories an hour, easy.
Deal, this is hilariously easy.
I’m an American. 🇺🇸 🫡
This would put me squarely in the median, I’d guess. 😜
Challenge doesn't specify I have to keep the calories.
I'm not above chugging olive oil and spending the day in the loo for US $20k
Eat all of the worlds celery. Further from the goal than the start
No rules against puking I'm in.
I'd just live off peanut butter for the day. 2kg jar of kraft peanut butter is 12k calories. I could make it work.
look, i like peanut butter as much as the next guy, but 2 kilos of peanut butter in 24 hours is a hard pass. that much oil will turn your digestive tract into a slip-n-slide and all the peanut butter is going to come out of you with a vengeance.
Yeah, but that's only going to be an issue for a couple of days at most.
You're not wrong, but that 20k would make it a little easier lol.
I'll just eat one micro Graham of uranium
On toast
1 gram of depleted uranium is 20 billion calories and less radioactive. Accept the challenge multiple times over and win all at once, enjoy your winnings and flush your system
Exercise+weed makes this task easy.
This combo is key.
There's about 800-900 calories in 100ml of olive oil or something like that.
Would I drink a litre bottle and a bit of olive oil for $20000? I might. I'd be very, very sick after it no doubt, for quite a while, and might need to go to the hospital, but, $20k.
There are probably even more concentrated ways to do this. Probably some more enjoyable ways too, replace some of the oil with a big chungus pizza maybe, then you've only got to chug the one bottle.
Doesn't say I can't vomit during or after either.
You’d be leaking oil out your ass for a while
I'm a strongman and powerlifting competitor, at the top of my bulks I'm hitting 4000 cals/day.
I think I could probably do 12000 for a day
5 large mcdonalds fries 5 large dq blizzards...easy
I’ll take a weed vape, a tv marathon, and several boxes of Little Debbies. You can keep your money. 😅
Sounds like an average Saturday, except I get 20k for being me.
I accept the deal. I think I could eat nine mud pies from Red Robin in 24 hours. I work there, so I get an employee discount on them too. They're 1340 calories each. If I get tired of it, I can just toss in a couple of the chocolate covered pretzel shakes at 1260 calories each.
24 hours in my favorite restruant and I know I'll get paid after? Easy
Eating 4 emergency ration 3600 calorie bars doesn’t seem to bad.
6 emergency ration bars. Done.
Ez chug olive oil
I have a Costco Coconut Oil that has twice that amount in it.
Half that jar sounds easy. Add some cocoa powder/maple syrup and I might finish the whole thing.
Competitive eaters can eat that within minutes (Joey Chestnut ate 24K calories worth of hot dogs -- 76 of them -- within in 10 minutes a few years ago).
10 Bacon Kings in 24 hrs? Bet. Easy street.
As an American, I could probably do it, but my answer is no. $20000 won't cover my medical expenses after the heart attack.
Also, that's not enough money to entice me to willingly feel as miserable as that would make me.
You could probably easily do it just ordering fast food meals and substituting the drink with a milkshake.
Twinkies are 280 calories a piece. That's 42.8 twinkies. 24 hours to eat 43 twinkies? Shit, I'd do it for 20 bucks.
am American, 12,000 calories is nothing
Very easy. Just drink two bottles of olive oil.
Just given the medical consequences of doing something like this, probably not.
Everyone saying they have it in the bag is overestimating how difficult it would be to consume that many calories. But then again, you didn't stipulate anything about not getting sick doing it.
And just how many americans there is
I think bodybuilders would take you up on that offer.
I've eaten 10,000 in about 14-16 hours before, so I could easily do this.
Easy peasy. I’ve done that after an Ironman.
Olive oil
Easy
I’d eat 3 Mexican food combos from my local place and the remainder would be ice cream, Rockstars with sugar and a pint of olive oil just to be safe. Easy.
Light work
Drinking 6 litres of coconut milk over the course of the day. Easy.
That’s easy.
6 meals in 24 hours? Easy money
Tube of Pringles is 1000 calories. 500 calories per beer. 12k might not be easy but I think it’s achievable if you focus on stuff that’s high calorie and low carb. Carbs are so filling.
Do you lose if you throw up?
Nope I would explode
that's 0.6mg of uranium. I could do that in 24 seconds.
thats like two pizzas lol it could easily be done, better yet i bet they have some high calorie shakes or something that you could power through easily and just suffer on the toilet with ur two stacks of hunneds
One day? Shit I could do it in one meal...
Throw me back to my athlete days, and I could do it in one hour...
Why would I need prep time?
This sounds pretty doable, assuming there isn't a medical emergency that screws it up.
I get paid for doing what i regularly do?
Sure. Easy....I can consume a 20 oz breve latte every other hour, let's call it 8 in 24 hours to allow for sleep, with 4 sugars in each, that's 5,000 calories just in lattes , Eggs Benedict, heavy on the hollandaise for another 1,000, hit Cheesecake Factory for lunch, that's an easy 1,500 (or more) , 800 calories in an afternoon treat of a 16 ounce cookies & cream milkshake, chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes & sausage gravy runs up another easy 1,500 minimum..that's almost 10,000 total in the first 16 hours.
Six health bar shakes from baskin robins. Bring it.
Wouldn't even need to drink a quarter of the last one.
Large milkshake at mc dicks and a Mc grittle combo seems about right....
My heart would be in the right place, but I have a small stomach capacity. It’s rare for me to finish a whole entree anywhere. A lot of the time I can’t even finish one breakfast sandwich.
If there was no penalty for losing I’d try it, but since there is I’d probably pass. Imagine getting to 10k or something and then still having to pay up.
Can I throw up?
Not a horrible challenge other than how badly it would make my guts hurt horribly for a few days. Blizzards, a couple double quarter pounders with cheese, fries, it isn't all that difficult. Give me the money.
8 MREs. 20 bowls of granola not counting milk.
Olive oil and a lot of high calorie hot chocolate with brownies that have been blended into them. Will it suck at the end, yes. But, $20,000 is a significant amount of money. The key is drinking calories. And fortunately, Doug Doug has taught me the ways of olive oil.
The prompt only implies it has to go down, not stay down. I'm game.
Easy
Easy
The answer is melt and drink ice cream
This isnt even a challenge and that prep time is irrelevant
How much is that in ice cream?
44 cups of plain ice cream
I could do it. Although since I have Crohn's disease, I'd surely regret it for a couple of weeks afterward, but I could do it.
You underestimate my power.
Sign me up. One whole Costco pizza is 6 slices @ 760cal each. Thats 4560 right there, and I'd have it gone by lunch on day 1 no issue, with probably one of those ice cream fruit parfaits. Throw in some Culvers at lunch and I'm halfway there. JIF pb would give me an easy 3000, as I love it and can eat a ton. The rest would be grazing and probably a lot of fried wings.
Getting a hotel after, because I will live in the bathroom for the following 24hrs
I used to weigh nearly 400lbs.
I now weigh about 210.
12000 calories is doable.
Sure. I eat a single slice of bread, which has 78000 calories, and demand my money.
Easy money
I can eat 20k calories for 5 grand. Cmon son that’s easy
Can I vomit after every large pizza I eat?
1 big bag of sour patch is 900, and about 1100 per 2 liter of mt dew. So eat nothing but those and drink nothing but that and it’ll be easy.
A lot of olive oil and a lot of hot chocolate with brownies blended into them. The key is going to be drinking the calories. Fortunately I love hot chocolate and Doug Doug has taught me the ways of Olive Oil.
This is easy as fuck, yes please and thank you.
11 Jaffa cakes an hour?
Easiest 20k I'll ever make.
OP you didn't think this through lmao. Peanut butter protein Heath Milkshake finna be half that already.
Sign me up.
I’m sure I’d feel terrible, but I’d kind of love to try the Fools Gold Loaf (8,000 calories and Elvis’ favorite sandwich). For the remaining 4,000 calories I’ll eat fried chicken skins and wash it all down with a milkshake.