Any man who tells other men what is "manly" is a moron.

Fuck you bitch you couldn't take me in a manly naked tickle fight I bet your too pussy to rub your dick against mine lets go

WEE WOO WEE WOO. Manhood Police here, you’re under arrest for gay, you beta cuck.

Were men (manly men)

We’re men in tights (tight tights)

We roam around the forest looking for fights.

You've just told me - a man - what is manly. You numpty beta. Now lie down and lick my boots clean bitch.

If I could give you 100 upvotes on this I would. I like monster truck events but I also like going to the ballet. I like to think I'm well rounded.

SHUT UP IM AN ALPHA MALE TOP G ‼️‼️‼️

I PAID FOR ALL OF THE ONLINE COURSES 🖕🖕

ANY MAN WHO TELLS OTHER MEN WHAT IS AND ISNT SOMETHING TO THEM IS A MORON!!!

Mister Nimbus controls the Manhood Police!

/throat punch

Thank you! We need more men like that! Read our lips. to show emotion is not bitchy or non-masculine! About damn time people stood up for us!

Is it manly to get pegged by my wife's boyfriend?

My pet hate is anyone who calls themselves an “Alpha male” They think having a goatee, eating at hooters and driving a loud car makes them alpha, it’s cringeworthingly laughable.

Alpha is a state of mind, not a show of vanity.

Someone asked the other day and a man doesn't have to try to be a man they just are

Typical beta male post.

DID YOU GET YOUR BOYFRIENDS' PERMISSION TO USE HIS PHONE, LITTLE LORD CUCKINGTON????

Fuck you. Who the fuck do you think you are, Alpha? Wait, are you?

Real men like masculine and feminine stuff. If you want to know what is only manly, you have to ask a feminist. They are the only ones that hate femininity.

“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”

As long as you have facial hair,

As long as you change your underwear,

As long as you got that manly flair

And as long as you’re tough enough, and got the stuff to save the day

Then you’re a man

Manly is a town in NW Iowa

As an openly queer man, there's nothing more manly then dominating another man.

The only one who gets to tell me what's manly is that guy on Twitter who says shit like "a foursome with the boys is manly". He's the only one who I feel is the true authority on the subject.

“As a real man, I don’t really give a fuck what you think”

It’s about the manliest thing anyone can say

In nature, the role of the “alpha male” is that of a protector, risking his life, comfort, and well-being for the benefit and safety of the herd/pride/pack. I don’t see this mentality in today’s self-proclaimed alphas.

I sit down when I pee
There's nothing that crazy 'bout me
I'm just taking a whiz
Mind your own biz
Why is everybody always staring at me?

Hey bro, I gotta go
Let me through, I gotta go number 2

No can do I'm takin a pee
Sitting on the lou having a good long wee

Are you sitting down?

I'm sitting down

And you're not making brown?

No, I'm not making brown!

Are you making iced tea?

No, just lemonade

But are you sitting down?

I'm sitting down!!!

Why don't you stand like a regular man
Then you can pee in the urinal can

You really wanna know why I'm sitting strong?
I just can't stand touching my dong

Fall into the trap of fighting random people who did nothing to you and you get a record.

Fight someone breaking a law and you might end up hurt or dead.

Harass others for doing what they want and you might lose many opportunities.

There is not much leeway for negativity in this policed world and if you think you're strong alone you're going to be surprised by how many 250 pounders they have sitting around waiting to be called to show someone what a real fighter fights like. They're fast and they know how most people move during fights, it's like mind reading sometimes... Lol

While you are not really wrong sir. A belly button piercing on a male will never be manly

The only thing that I will absolutely say isn't manly, is people giving a shit about what is and isn't manly.

Because a real man doesn't give a shit what you think is manly, and I ain't looking for your permission to do whatever the fuck I want.

Here here!!!

I know this is a fight sub but preach sister

Other than being a cross dresser, I guess.

Hey fellas, is it manly to pretend to be a woman?

Lmao blud roasted himself

If a man likes it, its manly

I mean... That's just... Not what the word means.

If you are a man and you don't want to act manly, then that's fine. You do whatever makes you happy. But manly doesn't just mean "anything any man has ever done". That would be a really redundant word.

YOU SPENT ALL THAT TIME TYPING THIS GAY AND RETARDED DIATRIBE TELLING US WHAT TO DO, WHEN YOU COULD'VE BEEN GETTING YOUR BALLS TUGGED. SHUT YOUR SUCK, SHOWER SLUG!!!

Yeah, also if you are a self proclaimed ‘alpha’ you are not an alpha

You're wrong

you sound like such a pussy

You know what mother fucker? I agree

You sound like a woman.

If a man likes it, its manly

I'll defend your love for dick. If you like it, then it's manly!

Andrew Tate be like

IM SO MANLY YOU GUYS cums in a masculine manner

Aren’t they also the same group of people saying they can’t be trans?

That comment is not very manly. Just sayin'.

So what does that make you?

Hard disagree here.

A man takes care of his family, especially his children.

A man earns a living and doesn't steal from others.

A man deals with others with honesty and respects everyone's dignity.

You just told me what is manly

God yes. I work in a butcher shop and i cant tell you how annoying it is when dudes walk up and brag about grilling “man food” and try to impress their friends by picking out the biggest steak and trying to how the marbling is “just alright, but i’ve seen better.” If they have a Blackstone or a Green Egg, you better believe they are gonna tell you exactly how they are gonna cook it.

YOU KNOW WHAT AINT MANLY STANLEY?? PARADOXS. BITE ME

I don't care about being manly or womanly as much as I care about them being loyal, courteous, curious, and empathetic.

"Grow the entire fuck up." I like that. 👍

Maybe but 😂 it depends on the individual and whether that individual is even concerned about “manliness” , I feel like it’s a way to cajole people out of the closet or to ask if they gay or queer or whatever it’s referred to these days without asking 😂😂😂

The irony is strong here.

Yo I actually agree with this statement 

92 year old women are the sole arbiters of "manly" that matter.

Here’s my definition of manly. It’s not how much beer you can drink, women you had sex with or fights you have been in. A real man puts his family first. That is manly.

Touch grass you soyfuck.

Hey!
What makes a man, is it the power in his hands?
Is it his quest for glory?
Give it all you got, to fight to the top,
So we can know your story.

Now you're a man!
A man, man, man,
Now you're a man!
A manny, manny man,
A man, man, man,
You are now a man.
You're a man!
Now you're a man!

Live it, live it!
What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms,
Just 'cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights everyday?
No, it's prob'ly the titties.

Now you're a man!
A man, man, man,
Now you're a man man!
Man man man man man!
Now you're a man!
M-A-N man man, man man man!
Now you're a man.

It's not many to tell men what's manly, says the man who says men who tell other man what's manly is not manly.....got it

Sucking dick is hella manly

I paint my nails. fuck your opinion.

Are you complaining about gender binary in this comment?

I'm a man, I'm not a moron, and I know for a fact I've made that statement before.

I don't find anything wrong with telling another man that his choice of not shaving his beard off before giving me a blowjob is manly of him. There is nothing moronic about telling a large Albanian man with The back hair of a bear that I find his firm touch manly.

There's nothing wrong about using the word manly or describing something as manly even when it's a non-manly situation.

Manly

Bro... I'll drop you on your head and rain elbows into your tiny skull bro

These comments are fucking hilarious.

Aye! We’re manly men and we sail to all the manly ports; Fire Island, Key West, San Francisco!

When I knit, it's manly.

B-but SpongeBob tho

I cook over a hot stove while holding the frying pan with a mean nasty manly grip

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING SOMEONE WHO PUTS KETCHUP ON WELL DONE STEAK WOULD SAY BITCH

I like smearing frosting on my testicles (it autocorrected to testicle, as if I only had one), jumping into the ocean, and shouting "I'm a Barbie girl!" as sharks rip me in half. I'm a man: therefore it's manly.

I am very confused.

I read the title. I had a minor though to put my 2 cents in.

And then I read the replies.

Ummm

You're not the moron police.

Not everything is manly because a man is doing it. Lol

If you male friend has on biker shorts to go hang out, he’s getting police’d!! We have to be responsible for each other in some cases!!

My brother thinks it's manly to pick fights with people any time he perceives the slightest disrespect. That's not manly. That's being an insecure little bitch.

If a man likes it, its manly.

No. Manly - "having or denoting qualities and characteristics traditionally associated with or expected of men." Manly is socially defined as a matter of societal norm and understanding of the category man. A man wearing makeup is not manly, no matter if they like to or not. Because it's simply not the norm of men, but rather a norm of women. A man liking cheesecake doesn't make it manly. That's simply an individual preference. Trying to etabslish anything a man does as "manly" is precisely the same issue you are critiquing, a perspective that anything a man does is "representative" of his "manness" and thus must act manly or be looked as lesser as a man.

A man can be "womanly". A man can be feminine. Such simply doesn't make them "less of" a man for not adhering to societal norms of men. Because a "man" is not defined by being manly. Manly is simply defined by the norms of men.

A man can tell another man what is manly. As we can all observe and perceived certain spcietal sexed norms. They can be challenged on such and have certain disagreements.

The issue is in other men demanding other men abide by such a societal norm as if it's a condition to the "identity" of being a man. Or where men themselves think they need to be manly to be a man. The specific thing to oppose is the "policing" aspect of one's "individual preferences", not what can be categorized as a societal norm.

Getting serious Twink energy coming from this little fruitcake.

Sounds like someone is afraid they might not be manly

Showerball!

My books are bigger than your dick

What if I think cooking is manly? Smiling assuringly at children? Striking up a conversation with a woman? Accountability?

Depends on what you're referring to as 'manly'

Yeah we need women to tell us what manly is

I had my Man Card revoked when I was 18 for calling a caterpillar cute. It was the best thing that ever happened to me. Now IDGAF.

Can someone please show this man what a man card actually looks like ! My wife has mine right next foot rub punch card .

I have never cared about being “manly” in my adult life. Its the most insecure, least manly thing to do to try and prove how manly you are. Especially if you care what other men are doing about being “manly”. Kinda gay if you ask me. (Nothing against gays, just saying this cause it would piss them off due to insecurities)

This post is not manly at all. Your man card is revoked. From this day forward you are a Blue Pill Beta Bitch

Sir…I truly believe telling other men what is manly..IS MANLY. I like telling men what is manly and I like doing it. Stop being the manhood police just because you don’t like it. So by your own logic…you are a moron. Please don’t be a beta it’s not manly sir and grow up. Thanks!

Any man who tells other men what is "manly" is a moron.

Immediately proceeds to tell us what is manly - as in, the very NEXT sentence!!!

My god.

That is astronomically.

Space cadet.

Geniusing.

You could literally be president, sir.

This is why you shouldn't post while triggered

The epitome of this is: being told to only drink liquor that tastes like jet fuel or else you’re not a man. It’s so dumb.

Nah, there are masculine and feminine behaviors. A man can demonstrate both. Some acts, performed by an otherwise manly man are in fact not manly.

You are kind of doing the same in this post lol.

What is a million times worse is when women try and say what is manly, it'd usually just something that benefits women.

Human culturess have had gender-specific rites of passage for thousands of years. Native Americans for example had lots of rituals aimed at toughening boys into men.

You know what is super manly? Being a man.

Go ahead, call me a moron, cause that'd be pretty manly of you too.

I dunno. The manliest thing to do is High 5 another man's penis, right?

Being self confident enough that you don't need to tell other people what's manly and what isn't is manly* IMO. Also more likely to attract others to you (romantically or just as friends).

*Or womanly or humanly, it's not a gendered thing. I only worded it that way to contrast with those who tell others what's "manly".

Even knowing something about other dudes is suspect

The definition of masculinity is written in our dna. You can believe you're tall all you want, but it won't make you grow.

ITT: Triggered betas still cannot grasp the essence of manliness and still think their toys and trinkets will peacock them into manhood.

Calm down man, there's some sand falling from your gash.

"If a man likes it, it's manly"

This is ridiculous. Then literally every interest out there is manly, and therefore, nothing is simultaneously because something is only manly by contrast to something that is womanly. I know these days we're supposed to pretend like masculinity and femininity aren't real and that any behaviours, attitudes and interests more commonly effectuated by one sex than the other is just because of "societal norms" but the truth is men's masculinity and women's femininity are significant contributors. If soe men want to be feminine and some women want to be masculine then that's fine, but it doesn't throw everybody who fits the so called norms in to question. The idea that I really felt like wearing a dress and getting a pedicure today but I'm just not as "brave" as all the men who do is pathetic. Get over your fantasy about the imaginary epidemic of "insecure" men who call each other betas. By the way, the fact that you used "insecure" is even more suggestive of this. That's been used as a gendered slur at this point because it makes women and whiny little bitches like you feel like the men who upset you are weak and easy to harm because you can offer no criticisms of our masculinity. I've also noticed people respond with emotional rants like this because men simply disagree that masculine behaviours are a real concept and they have nothing to do with what society expects from us.

A man’s man would never state such nonsense!

Do these manly pants make my butt look big ?

You sound very insecure

Um, thats pretty much the whole of society... women included. I mean, I personally dislike it as well but picking a fight with some 330 million people might be a bit much to bite off lol. I'm all for it though, just gimme a min to get the popcorn.

No one ever says that to me. Maybe it's because the males that might sense that I can beat the sh*t outta them, and being able to beat the sh*t out of someone seems to trump all other forms of so-called manliness. So the very fact that no one ever says that to me tells me these "manly men" are scared little pussy bitches.

You’re 100% right, but you’re a bitch for stating the obvious.

I get told what a "real man" is farrrrrr more by women then men. 

Sounds like you wanna call someone out but you're not manly enough to do it directly 

Be manly! Battle with your mental health without letting anyone know until you break! Don’t be a puss💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

What are you doing that everyone is telling you: "your not a man"? Knitting?

Nobody ever told me that.

Sounds like some beta cuck shit to me! You sound like a simp who donates their life saving to mediocre twitch streamers!

The most beta cuck thing of all is being a straight, cisgender man, because you literally have a man inside of you.

Manliness is defined by culture, not by individuals. It's a general, ever shifting consensus. Sword fighting- manly, basket weaving...not so much. Baking a cake or grilling a steak. You know the answer. There is a spectrum. Not that it really matters.

Nothing is manly

Technically a man liking something wouldn’t make it manly. Manly is more about a characteristic of masculinity as opposed to a preference of one, or even most men. For example most men like to have their back scratched by a woman but that isn’t a particularly manly thing to like

As long as you yell "Slayer" while doing it, it's manly

If a man likes Taylor Swift, that is not manly.

“You’re a male nurse, you don’t own any tools, and you can’t drive manual.. is there anything manly about you?” MonteSS to F0rce on IRC

It depends on what it is. Something simple and not important, yes, but certain principles do make a man. Some are taking care of your own, respect, and being in control of your emotions (does not mean having none, but knowing when they are acceptable to display).

But then how is someone supposed to know if they’re trans? The boy that wears dresses needs to transition, not be told they’re still a boy.

Being manly is protecting your infant child from a wild pitbull.

This reminds me of something I was told at my last job.

I happily went to work wearing pro LGBT shirts (I’m straight) and openly talked about going to Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift concerts.

The other guys at work had a piss poor work ethic, little to no confidence in themselves, and took offense to anyone that even tried to show ambition.

I was labeled as “too manly” and let go.

It takes a massive pussy to call me “manly”

Im in a mixed bag. Im in the military, i smoke a grape flavored E cigg, i listen to death metal, i work out daily, i mix my protein with soy milk, i think guns are cool, i think bonsai trees are sweet, i grill food and love to bake, ive played some girly ass video games and listen to girly ass music, ill drink IPAs but also a tequila sunrise (get fucked)

The only time i have an issue with someones level of manliness is when they

A. Watch short form content children make all fucking day

B. Brag about wealth and are materialistic spending all their money on gucci ascots and japanese nail polish, then turn around and criticize my bass pro shop hats or metal shirts or cowboy boots, you DRESS LIKE A PUSSY and you should spend your 500$ on a dirt bike instead of 1 single shirt

C. Dont support their children

Is that out of line?

Everyone i know that says that kind of shit also lays in tanning beds. Like worrying about your tan is super manly shit.

What are you, like uh… some kinda pussy?

Don’t be a pussy bro.

I can't even be bothered to police my own gender conformity.

“If a man likes it, it’s manly”

Moron

Indie games. Furi, Hades, Hyper light drifter, Faster Than Light.

I reject this statement wholeheartedly. They're simply are traditional male and female roles that have been played for generations.They don't change because you disagree with them.

Did you just get mad about calling things “not manly”, and then call it not manly…?

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no one will be as manly as me

Being emotional is not manly and anger is an emotion too. I say this because I started testosterone a couple years ago for menopause symptoms and wow has it made me calm as fuck. When estrogen is high we get emotional. When testosterone is high we are methodical.

Therefore, stoicism is the manliest mindset

If theres nothing to make a man a man then what even is a man. Dont get me wrong I’m against toxic masculinity but I dont think we shouldnt pretend that masculine characteristics dont exist, whether we agree on what they are or not.

A real man is comfortable with who he is and doesn't measure himself but others people's standards

So edgy 🥱

Correct.

anything I do is manly because I'm a man

This statement right here is unmanly

Thinking for yourself is pretty manly.

Unironically tells men what is actually manly 🤦‍♂️