The one rule of fight sub...don't talk about fight sub

The one rule of fight sub...don't talk about fight sub

Yeah, I'm talking to you dumbass. Stop following every health trend you see on the internet. Are you trying to make the plot of the movie Idiocracy come true? Do you want to start watering plants with electrolytes and find out what happens? I talked to my doctor about electrolytes and he said stop drinking that. It's actually bad for you to have so many electrolytes in your system. It will cause your muscles to cramp. You get enough electrolytes from food. Drink water you dumb sheeple who are unable to think for yourselves.

I SWEAR IF ANY OF YOU BAAL SUCKERS WAKE MY BABY TONIGHT I WILL SHOVE ENOUGH BOTTLE ROCKETS UP YOUR ASS TO LAUNCH YOU INTO THE FIRMAMENT.

ALSO FUCK THE BRITS YOUR QUEENS DEAD HAHA!! AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

If this isn't how you leave the room, YOU are the fucking problem, irrespective of gender, and I will gnaw off my own arm and club you to death if you disagree

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Why create happy memories with your child when you can be a deadbeat alcoholic dad who makes them play iPhone games while you get drunk in the middle of the afternoon. You're just a bad parent.

People who like IPAs don’t know real beer.

IPAs are the easiest to brew, so if you make them you’re a LAZY BREWER.

IPAs taste like your mom’s taint.

We get it, you can’t get off without making yourself snot and cry like a little bitch because your life is so shit that spice is the only thing that gives you an endorphin kick.

Liking spicy food is not a personality trait, you dumb bitch. Nobody is impressed that you did the One Chip Challenge.

Enjoy dying young of GERD and ending up with a colostomy bag because you think you’re so fucking special.

I bet you ARE special, aren’t you? Nature created capsaicin as a defense and here you are, a fucking idiot, inhaling that stuff thinking it makes you look tough.

Nobody looks tough while sweating and sharting lava.

Go fist yourself with a habanero, you absolute jackwaffle.

If your parents wanted you to shut off Hannah Montana to put on the Big Bang Theory, your parents are hypocritical asshole fuck wits. That shit was Disney channel level cheese but with booby jokes and surface level culture references. You could tell the show was written by rank ass, jock heavy, angst high atheists who were upset their parents made them go to church on Sunday.

No mom and dad. I don't relate to any of the stupid, annoying ass characters despite being diagnosed with aspergers. That doesn't make me enjoy smug and annoying assholes who think they are so smart.

You're a poser, Kill yourself.

...you were on Alaska Flight 567 from Denver to Portland today (July 4). Your failure to prevent your screaming cum stains from turning that aircraft into the goddamn monkey exhibit at the zoo is a reflection on your general failure as a human being, and we all think you're a shit cunt.

I'll be back in Portland at the end of the month, and this is an actual invitation to fight. I will scratch my balls beforehand; and after I deck you, because you'll have had no sleep due the shrieking crotch fruit that lives in your house, I'm going to run my finger across your upper lip so that you can have a vinegary reminder all day of how much you abjectly suck at being a parent.

Next time, DRUG YOUR LITTLE POON POLYP LIKE A RESPONSIBLE GODDAMN ADULT!

All the whales without teeth just swim back and forth scooping up defenseless plant-like animals. Yet we treat them as majestic geniuses. It's interesting that they're huge but the only evidence that they're smart is that they have large brains and make screaming sounds that we can't understand. And they constantly beach themselves like idiots.

And before every single person responds with a study about orcas or belugas, don't be as dumb as whales and remember that I said whales without teeth. The real hunting toothed whales are badass.

It's a shit show and I'm convinced people only "like" it because they lack capacity into their own lives.

Show me more than one good scene that is actually good? JK you can't, cuz it's fucking shite.

Har har BAZINGAAAAA I'm SHELDUMB and I'm a TWAT huuurrrrrrrrrr Stfu you lowsy excuse of a meat-tube.

Anyone that likes it is a nonce, a reddit mod or both.

Jocks were never on top, they were preserving the balance. Now nerds think they're cool and look where that's gotten us.

You probably think Real Housewives is premium content.

You think the government does a good job.

You pumpkin spice latte bitch, Taylor Swift listening motherfucker.

Crocs are your favorite shoes.

You think MGTOW is prime philosophy, and Jack Kerouac is a brilliant writer.

I bet you have a dirty microwave.

And your waifu pillow secretly hates you, and not just because you fuck it in a lowly incel attempt to simulate human connection, but because when you are on your deathbed, you won't even live up to the shadow of your potential.

Fuck you and your damp smelling publicly shitting hairball creature. Fuck your incoherent yells after the useless four legged cunt in the blind hope that it might obediently come walking back to you even though it’s a fucking hunting animal.

Fuck you with your “don’t worry he’s friendly” bullshit when the foul beast comes running around me and my kids just trying to chill in the park.

If you choose to get yourself an overactive canine beast at least have the common decency to let the thing exercise away from other human beings. I shouldn’t have to adapt my life for your dumb choice to own a wild animal for your own entertainment. Cunts.

Nothing psychedelic about them...

Anyone who eats Bleu Cheese probably likes Fromunda Cheese too...nasty fucks

You are all diseased. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest you groin

Fuck you.

I drink them AT LEAST 2/3 times I go to the PUB.

AND the tap usually has a cool picture on it.