My first instinct was to say “Release the Zyclon B”, but then I remembered these are meant to be funny, not horrific, so I’ll say “Uh-oh, here comes 10-inch Tony.”
"You think you're clean as a whistle now..wait until tonight at lights out...you and I are going to get dirty again and you can't do anything about it. Don't forget to pickup your soap."
“Squeal like a pig.”