We better finish this out because there's another man on deck. He looks big too.
If he gets to second base right now, we'll bring two guys home to score!
How many hot dogs can you handle?
Who's the pitcher, and who's the catcher?
That’s a commonly sled question.
No Who is on first
Third base!!
This dugout smells… when was the last time it was power washed?
That was a bit outside the box.
Mouthful of water all over my screen. Best answer so far 😂
These balls might smack you in the face if you're not paying attention.
Odd, I say that to your girlfriend all the time
I also say that to this guy’s girlfriend. Are we soulmates?
Omg.. well I guess that is the role of the catcher after all...
A little chin music with both of those balls!
"Is it time for the 7th inning stretch yet?"
What was that ludicrous display last night?
The thing about arsenal is they always try to walk it in.
Argh, football! What a load of... men, kicking around the ball with their feet.
They’re having a laugh
I know! Ruddy Arsenal!
If he gives em the high hard one it’s gonna go deep.
“They always play best when there’s three balls”
"Testes, testes, one, two... three?!"
BUZZER
"These are always too long and boring"
Let’s play the kissing game. I’ll kiss you on the strikes and you kiss me on the balls
Then, she strikes him
On the balls.
OOF! [doubling over in sympathetic pain]
You ever had a foot long?
I've had more Dodger Dogs than you can believe
That was a lot of spitting, not really into it.
Wow, you're rebound number 17 tonight!
Get the fuck out of my seat
We need to hit this deep.
It's not the same since they instituted the designated hitter.
IT’S TRUE
Better bring in the closer, this guy's got a noodle.
I’ll kiss you between the strikes and you kiss me between the balls!
That mitt looks worn out.
The only one that made me laugh out loud 🙂
How bout a DP!!!
Tbf, you can say that to some girlfriends
Yeah the good ones
Juuuusssstt a bit outside.
You're out!
"Well, we've had three balls..."
I'm gonna slide right in
That guy really gets deep in the box
Hmm. Three balls.
“Are you fucking BLIND!”
That was a foul tip.
Ooh looks like he got just the tip
Time is called as the batter has NO BALLS, 2 strikes. There is a call to the bull pen for a switch hitter to step up to the plate!
Lotta men sitting on the sidelines, waiting for their turn at bat.
Don't ya just love games that involve balls
And it's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos...
The Japanese guys go deep more than I do.
Got a couple of guys in the bullpen waiting to get on the mound
Have you ever picked-off the guy behind you?
You get paid how much to suck this bad?
Jesus! He hit that so hard!
Put mustard in my Weiner
I love diamonds.
When it starts going foul make sure you touch the ball. That will prevent him from getting to first base.
I don't think you can afford the sausage.
Goooo Hommmmmmme
“Sorry babe you’re pitching a no hitter”.
Wow I really hit that hard
We can see where this is going. Let's leave right now to avoid the rush.
That's foul!
Look out your other eye, asshole!
“He has a really big bat up there.”
I am going to steal third base and you can't stop me.
He absolutely slammed that ball!
This guys getting tired, I’d bring in a reliever
SINGLE
I want you to swing that bat so hard it sends the balls to the moon
I want to leave and never come back.
I'm going to bring in a pinch hitter to replace you.
Check your eyes, ump!
in the bedroom
One hotdog please
Let’s try to get as many home runs as possible. No first or second base junk
Bunt.
the next one will be in the dirt
I don’t just play for you!
Beer!
Catch any balls?
Wow, two grand slams in one night!
Do you think I’d be better at pitching or catching?
Ask me about my wiener 🤣
"I can't think of a bigger, more boring waste of time ever."
He's greasing those balls.
He hit her so hard that she he split her wide open.
Three balls! Three balls!
You’re being ejected from the game
We’re down by 2, I hope these next 3 guys score…!
Looks like it's getting too wet. Gonna have to put the tarp down.
You'd better choke up on that bat, otherwise you'll pop a fly ball...
Careful. You don't wanna choke on that big wiener.
I love your grip on the ball!
I gave it the ol' two-seam splitter
"That was a terrible call"
I want a catcher not a belly scratcher!
You can't use Vaseline for a slider. It's against the rules!
hit it harder ( ;) )
Don't worry about the size of the bat once I swing i could always just squeeze it in
"Hit them balls..."
That was low and inside.
He slid in there hard.
I got 4 balls, which brought you home, and you scored
"Have you ever seen the hidden ball trick?"
Do you love foul balls?
Do you miss The Big Unit?
You look like a catcher (on a baseball team).
You want some nuts with this hotdog?
Fore!
My girlfriend hates golf.
Tbh, this is pish, much prefer proper cricket or even rounders to this dumbed-down excuse for a good time!
I'm going to cum
"If my girlfriend wasn't so hot, I'd leave her dumb ass in a heartbeat."
hit it out of the park
He slid into home.
Pound it in there and give him some chin music.
Hit the gap …
Foul!!
That's ball three.....and that's ball four.
"Swing, baby!"
“Three balls? Three balls?”
This is so boring. Why the fuck am I here?
She's taken a lot of balls in her day
I call this one the knuckler
I'll hit one in your hot corner
(Baseball signs) Nah don't want her, bring out the lefty
Hey! It's dime a dog night!
Wow these guys are such divas!
What an ugly pitch!
Foul.
9 men are involved here........
So we got to fourth base more than once...
I think you're gonna need more pine tar!!
"BALL!!!"
And it’s time for Bob the closer to come in and finish this one off as the original pitcher just cant finish this one out.
He has found himself in a hotbox. Look how he’s scrambling!!
"One for three is pretty good."
Sorry you’re being traded
"Ooof. With that whiff, he'll don the golden sombrero."
I think I’m done. Got a blister from rubbing up the balls, and now I can’t get a good grip
Looks like the groundskeepers need to get in there and tidy thing up a bit It’s looking pretty messy
I can kiss you on the strikes; you can kiss me on the balls.
Wow, that line drive really did a number on 'em. Definitely gonna need a plastic surgeon for that one.
The play-by-play announcer seems unnecessary.
Why do I keep paying to see this in person? The view is better on tv anyway.
I said BUNT.
Ugh. Tired of waiting to get to 3rd base.
Enough with the balls! Get it in there, ya bum!
You've got two balls
Ump, are you blind? He clearly stole 2nd base!
Ball, base, backup. Make sure you know your positions!
The pitcher backs up any play at home.
When you have four balls, you can just walk to first base.
Can we eat the nachos in a hat?
Toss me those nuts
Last time he was up, he struck out. Let’s see if he can get something going this time
He’s going deep…
Will you marry me?
She prefers the wood over metal.
Nice balls
I swear there is nothing sticky in my glove.
Rip the cover off the ball.
Knock the cover off that ball!
How does Angel Hernandez have a job?
Sorry, any time baseball is mentioned this needs to be said.
I love the feel of the balls.
Ok
Why can’t you say these things to your girlfriend 🧐
You missed those balls.
Don’t forget to choke up on it.
“come on! Hit that ball!”
Just hit the ball, dammit!!
Unless that's your kinda thing 👀
Hey, Jeter! Nice tits!
Touchdown! Jk
Fits like a glove....
That’s two strikes and no balls.
This is boring… popcorn?
Periods are gross.
Nice cup size😉
You need to tighten up that glove, it is getting too loose.
Get rid of that Dodger Dog. We're in the 7th inning stretch.
I think it's time to bring in the reliever.
Your balls look a little scuffed.
I have more fun when I come with your dad
Here comes the cream little kitten!
Watch out for that foul ball
You did good, but I’m calling in a Reliever.
HIT THE GODDAMN BALL
3 balls
Make it hum now, make it hum.
I fucking hate you (my favorite player struck out again)
FFS can’t you do anything right??!
"Just 3 strikes and it'll be over"
Oh you said things that can't be said for both?
Next up?
Hey, if you don't want my corn dog, I'm going to give it to your sister. She's looking at me like she wants it more anyway.
You can't catch worth shit
We better finish this out because there's another man on deck. He looks big too.