And having to watch out 24/7 for drop bears, even in the suburbs.

Granted.

You wake up the next day, alone, and have no idea who you are.

The only object in the room with you is a monkey paw mounted on a stand.

You are desperate to know who you are and what happened to you.

Even though you don't know what it's for, you pick up the paw and just say that you wished you could remember who you are.......

I convert $10,000 USD TO AUD, pay off the CC and go supermarket shopping.

Granted

The monkey paw recognises that there is no such thing at the number bajillian, so it gives everyone $2 since you mentioned the word dollars, which is a plural.