granted. by the way, this is the 93rd time you've wished for this now.
I wonder how long the paw kept up with the side effects. I picture a point where they just give up as there isn't much let to do.
Perfect
Granted. You didn’t specify the type you wanted, so you get anterograde amnesia. You remember everything you could before from in the past, but now you can’t make any new memories.
What if I specified permanent all-encompassing memory loss?
Make another wish see what happens 🤷
Granted.
You forget how to breathe.
Yippee!
Denied, the monkeys paw is getting kind of annoyed at this point
You already wished this and only one wish per person
You already wished for this yesterday.
The monkey paw fingers curl. Until there is only one the middle finger. The monkey paw does not approve your wish
Why? this is a normal wish, not even a bad one
Granted. So what was your wish again? Oh right. You want to experience eternal Hell. Gotcha.
Granted. You forget everything but Fine Dining and Breathing
Stop wishing for that, you’ve already wished that so many times. We already granted it and took your legs as tribute.
Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted.
Granted. You can no longer function by yourself or remember anything. You have a few minutes before you die from not knowing how to breathe.
Granted, the only thing you forget is animal sounds
You wake up the next day, alone, and have no idea who you are.
The only object in the room with you is a monkey paw mounted on a stand.
You are desperate to know who you are and what happened to you.
Even though you don't know what it's for, you pick up the paw and just say that you wished you could remember who you are.......
denied, the monkey paw refuses to grant this wish again
Wish Granted. You "find" an instruction book on how to brew a brain bleach potion.
granted. by the way, this is the 93rd time you've wished for this now.