“Where’s your dad? I am going to ask his permission to court you this instant! The lord will surely bless our union! Praise be!”
How would you like to be wife number 6?
"You're ugly, I'm desperate, let's get out of here."
Damn. Your face makes me want to see if your pussy looks as good…
Or…I used AI to see what our kids would look like. Want to go back to my place? I…already have the condoms….
Or to be allgender inclusive
Let’s see if a good hard fuck can’t help you make up your mind.
Wanna play d n d You’re so beautiful I tried to catch you in Pokémon go Have you ever had sex while wearing vr headsets?
Read this to your wife… her response was “yes”. Not a bad pickup line
"Want to get drunk and pregnant?"
"Want to climb into this windowless van and help me find my missing contact lens?"
"Hi, I'm Andrew Tate."
I can't beat this.
Pull my finger
The one I picked off that old F-150 at the junkyard.
Oh… dating type lines…
Wow!! Those things are as big as my head!!
Your ass would look so much better directly on my eyes.
Virgin? Cool. So am I!
Why don't we do it in the road?
Nobody will be watching us!
Hey. Wanna see if you can be the next to make me forget your name by the morning?
I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
"Are my homework? I want to say I'll spend all night doing you, but realistically I'm going to get out Mario Kart after about twenty minutes"
"Hey, if you're not using it right now, may I borrow your vagina?"
You know you want to date me, DATE ME!
I live with your mom!
You look so much like my ex do you want to go out?
Have you heard the Good Word? Oh, and while I'm here on your porch, I'd love to take you to the Kingdom Hall this weekend?
Hi! Can I buy you a drink and perhaps, masturbate on your leg?
"So, am I buying you dinner, or you?"
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I really want to put
A baby in you
Would you like a roofie colada?
Nice dress wanna f**k?
Can you put your name on this post it note for my head board for when we get back to my place.
"You have the same adorable squished beady-eyed fuzzy face as my pug. Wanna go doggy style?"
where’s your mother? I want to ruin the mystery and see what I’ll be banging in 30 years. hi, my name’s Gregory.
I know how to treat a woman. Just ask my wife.
Tonight... You...
Anything said by Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC
“Where’s your dad? I am going to ask his permission to court you this instant! The lord will surely bless our union! Praise be!”