Okay, she's a cunty twat.
I know the joke... I replied with a pun: [Lada][https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lada] is a Russian car made by Avto-VAZ. I was using its name as a pun.
Shit Mirrors and the Nine-Inch Loaf
Instead of God Wacker, it's Weed Whacker.
And when his dime-dancing is through, he waddled to Aja.
They should open for Barenaked Ladies at least once.
It still has an airbag, you just got rid of a gasbag.
And tell them not to move, and put their hands up.
Slam on the brakes for a second, there.
Happy Cake Day 🎂
And how often would you have to switch engines?
I'm guessing that's where the meme A man with an unwashed ass has an opinion again came from.
Les Sale Chattes Avec Trois Tetons
The Psychedelic Furs. Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock opened for them.
"Oh, shit, I was supposed to be at work an hour ago! Meet me at the same bar we met, and I'll return your butt plug! Take care!"
"Sure... HIS name you remember..."
"Shit, I was better looking 20 years ago... now, go make breakfast. "
"Those were yours? I mistook them for MINE._"
And they reply, "I have... and they were STILL better than YOU."
Happy Cake Day 🎂
what my cake day feels like:
cakeday