Worst toy ideas
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Have hours of fun with your very own Tammy Taser doll! Comes with USB rechargeable battery and cable. Burn ointment not included.
Poison Ivy Patch Kids
There was a trading card game that parodied the Cabbage Patch Kids called the Garbage Pail Kids. Yes, they're really as awful as they look!
Does it come with a My Chemical Romance jacket?
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The new Jarts!
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Live, Love, Laugh, Toys is pleased to announce it's latest toy, "Stabby Stabby Stanley", with the Talking Pull Cord. Make Stanley say things like, "Die Bitch!" and "Take this Trailer Trash!" Fun for ages 5 and Up!
This summer, Andrew Tate and Barbie proudly present... Male dominance Ken.... it's time to Dominate Barbie and make her the propper housewife she was allways meant to be
He tells her to make a sandwich, then throws it away because he hates food. It's about the control and power
Hey kids - Look just like mommy and daddy with your own Gabby Goth dress up kit! Comes with black eyeliner, nail polish, lipstick, and semipermanent hair dye. Starter kit includes “barely alive” foundation, fishnet leggings with pre torn holes, full sleeve tattoo sleeves (to wear until you are old enough for the real thing!) and press-on facial piercings. Adhesive glue refills sold separately.
“Alright, what Pickle Me Elmo does Susie already have, dill or bread ‘n butter?“
Baby's First Jackhammer! With real hammer action and authentic sound!
Found this old toy in my attic. Its looks like a GIJoe but hes wearing black and has little double S marks on him.
SS Stefan! My grandfather used to give me those
"Oh, look, lawn darts! Perfectly safe!"
Get your own Annabelle doll and summon a demonic entity into her and she will be your bestest friend ( ouija board or necronomicon not included)
Bag of Glass from Irwin Mainway. $9.98
Except from an archived interview.
Consumer Reporter: Yeah, well, look – you know, the average kid, he picks up, you know, broken glass anywhere, you know? The beach, the street, garbage cans, parking lots, all over the place in any big city. We’re just packaging what the kids want! I mean, it’s a creative toy, you know? If you hold this up, you know, you see colors, every color of the rainbow! I mean, it teaches him about light refraction, you know? Prisms, and that stuff! You know what I mean?
Consumer Reporter: So, you don’t feel that this product is dangerous?
Irwin Mainway: No! Look, we put a label on every bag that says, “Kid! Be careful – broken glass!” I mean, we sell a lot of products…
"Here comes the new and improved Easy Bake Oven! Now with a functioning door instead of that lame safety slot!"
Grill like your dad with the new GrillMaster Jr.! Now with real propane tanks!
Child labor laws not applicable for 12 hours days of fun!
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German fathers would play the hell out of that :-D
ps, play out in a scene, don't just blurt out answers
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Introducing…. Baby’s first stripper pole
The all new Tickle Me Emo doll comes complete with razor blade jewelry, a Metal Music Sampler (comes in both digital and CD editions), a "Book of Moans to English" translation dictionary, and a black notepad to write depressing poetry on!
Nimbus 2000 vibrating broom.
Finally a dildo fit for your kids.
Tired of boring old dolls that talk or pee? Then you’ll love Bulimic Betty! Shove some food down her gullet and watch her puke it back up in her own little toilet!