You REALLY won't like the swimsuit competition!!!
I’m just Biden my time until they start doing one.
You Trumped his joke.
Don’t give him a hard time about it; just because you like my joke more, that doesn’t mean he deserves any Harrisment.
Ivana say more but it's over.
I agree; this whole exchange has become totally Barron of any humor.
These puns are really setting a president.
Gonna need to hire a good snark-Hunter to find a laugh around here.
That could get exPenceive.
We're talking a Marjorie amount of Greene.
You're good. High five!
They’ll probably write a geriatric thong about it.
Orange is the new blue suit with red tie
Yes.
Biden Quote of the day (unedited): “And by the way, you know I sit on the stand, and it get hot, I got a lotta, I got hairy legs, that turn, that that that that turn uhh uhh umm blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and ruub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again and look at it. So i learned about roaches. I learned about kids jumping on my lap and I love kids jumping on my lap.”
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I heard it watching the news, but here is Joe Biden speaking the quote himself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-eD2n2dD2Y
Fortunately the only major decision he needs to make is whether to have a Macron or a Donuld for breakfast.
THAT was a visual I did NOT need! Lol. I think I going to throw up.
Thanks. I never needed to get an errection again anyway
Great one-liners everyone! Loved them!
Lol
The same old giant douche/turd sandwich dichotomy.
You decide which is which.
I will wait for the VP swimsuit debate... bring it, Kamala!
Ewe!
Banana hammocks for everyone!
Not funny. Get new material. You need to learn how to be funny before posting again. You know what put your phone on my dresser you’ll get it back tomorrow morning
Not funny.
Duh. This is /r/jokes. Just what the hell did you expect?
No, this is Patrick
Sir, this is my dead wife's axe.
Is there a lore reason Man said this? Did he google en passant?
Perchance.
🤣
A joke?
Not helpful. Get a new hobby. You need to learn how to correct someone before posting again. You know what put your head up your ass and huff your own farts.
No thank you. I’m not that flexible. I work hard to maintain the Reddit mod physique
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But seriously, orange you glad there’s no swimsuit competition?