"We can do reconstruction of your pubococcygeus muscle.
Level 1 surgery will enable you to get 1 erection a month. That costs £10,000.
Level 2 surgery will enable you to get 1 erection a week. That costs £20,000.
Level 3 surgery will enable you to get 1 erection a day. That costs £30,000.
I'll pop out for some coffee give you both some time to decide next steps"
20 minutes later he came back to the office. "How you two getting on, decided yet?"
Husband. "Yes, we have decided to get a new kitchen"