Except Fire.
Fireworks on July 4th.
Him: Sure. Which one?
Me: The composer.
Me: Why?
Dad: It means—- she makes bad decisions, but sticks with it.
Pizza guy: No problem.
Me: Will that be long?
Him: No sir, it’ll be round.
Me: Well,….that makes two of us.
The Old Man and the C.
Me: Why?
Her: For starters, I’m sick of your terrible jokes.
Me: I see. And for the main course?
I said, “That’s just pointless.”
Except one.
Togo.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
Her: Why?
Me: Well, it’s….hard to say.
But I’ll make one if I half two.
Him: I usually tell her about my job.
Her: AI?
Me: AI.
Her: Oh.
It’s called… Tailor Swift.
He was..high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
The finale….will be shot in front of a live audience.
It’s like…shooting fish in apparel.
Things have …been a little Rocky between us ever since.
I ..had to draw my own conclusions.
Her: I made it into ghee.
Me: Thanks for clarifying.
Her: It’s ova.
Me: Why? Because I suck at crosswords?
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Fine. I want to contest half of my parking tickets.
Even the baby was impressed at me pulling it off.