Your son is staring at my daughters

EW: Well could they… stop… being… so GAY?! Ugh I just wanted something to post to face book…

How dare your gay son and his friends not be ogling that woman's daughters.

“Then they’re obviously judging my daughters’ bikinis!”

I was walking with a friend and he was commenting on the butt and gait of a woman in front of us.

I said “……I thought you were gay….?”

He said, “ I may be gay but I’m not blind.”

Great response!

Never mind the obvious: if you're a female at a public beach wearing a bikini, chances are there will be men (and women) looking at you. Duh.

I had an awesome "he's gay" moment when I was working at a supermarket while attending college.

I worked in the deli. There was a cashier who was a slut. Slept with every guy who worked there, hit on customers, etc. Believed she was the hottest thing around, and her ultimate goal was to baby-trap a man and be a SAHM.

My brother was also in college, away from home, so no one at the store had met him. When he came home for Christmas, my mom picked him up from the airport and then stopped by my supermarket to see me and pick up some stuff.

After they left, the cashier came racing over to me (all the way from the front of the store)...

Cashier: Was THAT really your brother????

Me: Yep. Gorgeous, isn't he? (he really was)

Cashier: OMG! You HAVE to introduce me to him!

Me: (laughing) I don't think so

Cashier: (shocked) Why not?

Me: You're not his type

Cashier: (outraged and offended) What do you mean by that? I'm not good enough for him?

Me: I didn't say that, I said you're not his type.

Note: At this point, I REALLY wanted to throw out something about how he doesn't like sluts, but I knew I'd get in trouble, so I just let the conversation continue to its inevitable conclusion.

Cashier refused to back down, insisting she was PERFECT for him (didn't even know his name), and finally gave me the perfect setup to crush her.

Cashier: WELL, WHAT'S HIS TYPE?

Me: Men

OMG, the LOOK on her face was so beautiful, so perfect, so mortified, so RED... if I close my eyes, I can still see it.

After she stormed off in a huff, my manager asked me if it was true. I said yes, and we both cracked up.

Edit: typo

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Loves It!!!!!  

Was thinking from the title ...please let the lads be gay

Ha this reminds me of a story -- I had a colleague from our NYC office come ot Chicago once and we all went out for drinks. AFter drinks she said "I want to go to Buddy Guy's place!" which, at the time, happened to be right by my condo in the South Loop before it moved a few blocks over.

So from the time we left the bar to the time we got to Buddy Guys Legends, she kept saying "I mean, I'm single, but I'm not dating right now. I just dont want to have anything to do with men at all, ya know." which I took as a hint that she was worried I was going to try to hit on her. Rest assured I was definitely not going to hit on her that night or any other night.

Anyway we get there and we met Buddy Guy at the front desk, which was kind of cool, and went in to listen to some music. The whole time she was just ON AND ON AND ON about how she wasn't interested in even meeting guys. Finally I was sick of it and said "Ugh I hear ya, I also am not looking for men right now." and she said "OMG are you gay? How did I not know this!?" and while that's not what I meant I immediately was like "Oh hell yeah you didn't know? I thought everybody knew!" and then she tried to be my best friend.

I left about an hour later after the first band got done. I dont recall ever speaking to her after that, though I'm sure I did in a work capacity.

My gay son is trying to figure out where to get that pattern for his next outfit.

EW just wanted to make some drama so she had the Spot light on herself

Omg 🤣🤣🤣 Can I be friends with all of you?!

I’m confused did this woman just approach the mother of a 30 year old man to have her yell at him? How did she even know it was his mother?

I travel widely but poorly for work and was in a hotel gym at night running on a treadmill when a man burst in to the gym and hit stop on my treadmill to yell at me for staring at his daughter who was swimming in the (closed) pool. I pointed at the window, which was completely opaque from the inside. Got to see him blinking in surprise at his reflection.

"Of course they're looking! I mean who wouldn't? Those are the weirdest looking kids we've ever seen"

As a gay man, I feel this. The amount of times women think I’m staring at them when in reality I’m just distantly admiring their handbag or their shoes or something 😂

She wanted drama and you refused to give it to her??

How very dare! Oh, the humanity!

Bwahaha

Good story!

I almost spit out my drink laughing at this. 😆

Only narcissistic people think others are always "staring" at them. Like no don't flatter yourself. That group of girls would have just loved to play the victim card to feel important tho. 

"Hey CC, that lady accused you of looking at her daughters & I put her in her place!"

"Hey thanks!  You're the best!"

"Oh yea, you're gay now."

Oh my word, that is downright beautiful!

Way to shut her down....

"Oh honey bunny, don't flatter yourself(ves)!! I'm sure you think every being around here with the male parts down below is oggling your precious beautiful petunia. But bless your sweet little hearts! Those handsome men you're accusing? did not stare, glance at, nor even knew she existed! They're gay you self-centered wench.

Now, out of the goodness of my heart, would you like to assist you, our your daughter, first to climb down from those mighty tall high horses!! Ooh I'd hate to see a tumble!"

I mean, they could still be staring at them. Maybe making mean and/or catty comments about what they're wearing or how they're acting. The subtext is that the woman thought the guys were staring in a sexual manner, which you addressed in your response. And I guess the mom didn't care to think otherwise so it's all good.

Awesome story!

OMG, the best comeback I have ever had the pleasure to read.

“Are you trying to say my daughters aren’t pretty enough to be stared at?”

Yeah but NOW she can go and complain on FB how there aren't any real men left and how they just ignored her daughters in their bikinis on the beach.

Well, that was a quick put down!

HELPPPPP

Yaaaay CC! 🎉🥳🎊

Well they should be staring like any red blooded American/s

I love that you're calling her EW (as in ewww) - so appropriate!

Maybe they were staring cause they were ill fitting...gay guys do have really good eye for fashion

I'd say your son is nice looking like mine around the same age and gay, shame isn't it some women have their own minds in the gutter. But geez those bonding moments are laughable memories.

Okay, I have nothing against skimpy suits. I have a few thong suits myself. But I am comfortable in them. Sometimes people may stare, but not usually for long. That is a part of wearing small clothing.

If the daughters are uncomfortable in their suits, they should wear something different. Obviously the guys weren't ogling the girls. So it was either the girls being self-conscious or the mom being self-conscious.

And on a side note, if I was going to the beach with my mom, I would wear a butted suit out of respect. That mom should have asked her daughter's to change if their suits made her that uncomfortable.

Is this one of those stories where people throw in the gay thing to throw people completely off?

Maybe they’re only a little gay. Like Woody Allen once said, “I’m bi, because it automatically doubles my chances of getting a date.” Yeah, anyway, “stop staring” as they walk around half naked lol. Honey, let’s be honest, there’s coming a day when gravity takes over when a mere glance will seem like a marriage proposal. Goes for men too btw. And prolly moreso tbh.

Bahahahahaha
FTW!!

Hot is hot

😂😂

I'm sometimes amazed at how some seemingly regular human' brain works. Like at some point, some people will start demanding everyone else keep their eyes at home when they use public space. OP, if I were you, I would have a bit of fun and just let her rant for several minutes before I help her understand the lads are gay.

Probably critiquing their fashion choices.

Hahahah well well. She wanted to start drama and didn’t got far

Ha ha ha 🤣 I love it, but, is that abnormal to look at someone in a bikini? It's going to happen.

“Thank you for pointing that out, but please tell your teenage girls to stop staring at gay boy butts”

Projecting like it’s your spirit on an acid trip.

Shifts gears: Are you saying they're not pretty enough to be oogled?

That was probably the moment she regret not bringing her son😂🤣

Some gay men and women I know love to criticize the opposite sex. So I wouldn't be surprised if they were looking at the girls. They were just not drooling over them like the mother thought

They were probably chatting about a way to make her look better 😂

😂

What does CC mean?

From now on I’m using this excuse

I’m gonna get downvoted for this but I’m with the mom here. If your 14 year old daughter told you that there were 30 year old men staring at her and making her feel uncomfortable, what would you do? Not believe her and make her think you’re not a safe adult to bring these concerns to?

This is perfect. Anything less would have been ignored and men would have been called perverts because someone assumed a man was looking at them or their daughters. Reality is even if they were you’re in public. Do not expect privacy especially when you’re seeking attention

Maybe they thought they were young boys. Well you know what I mean.

I stare at people because they are loud and trashy. Sometimes it’s just plain old seething resentment.

Love these comments 😁👍🏽

Omg, love it!

You forgot the part where everyone claps for you afterward

How embarrassing for her!

Yeah, she just wanted to point out how beautiful her girls are. Nice one!

Boomer here, we males gay or straight will admire the physical features of "attractive" looking people all the time. Even with NO CHANCE. It's just an appreciation of the physical beauty. I would venture to say that women do this also. Tip to the married man....or woman....only do this with sunglasses on.

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Just because you’re gay doesn’t mean you can’t make women feel uncomfortable

Well now I'm offended. Tell them to ungay themselves. -EW

This same story has been posted to this board several times throughout the years. Nice try, though.

This post wins today lol 

I can see where the daughter inherited her 'main character energy' from!

Walks off dejected, my only Karen card to play.. denied! Love the Dad response!

That's a great made up story! Love the part where she supposedly stammers and walks away in embarrassment! Total win on your part!!

I wish she would've argued just a little bit 🤏 If they're really gay, I want to see them KISS --EW

Makes sense. In MAGAland, gays are always creeping on children.  Checkmate, lefty!

I've had my boobs stared at by more than one gay guy. I did inherit the family chest, so it's not just straight men who cop a look.

Of course the girls should be able to wear what they want and be safe.

But even if they were looking at the girls, you wear a bikini you're inviting people to look. Never touch, of course and comments are unwelcome, but you can't put it in a show window and get mad at people for looking.

What is a CC?

It’s not like gay guys don’t sexually harass women all the time

So, people can absolutely be the recipient of unwanted leering from gay opposite sex as well as straight same sex. Not saying that’s what happened, but to suggest there is no way he was making them uncomfortable strictly because he is gay, is false.