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Whom I fucked
“…. Wanna smell my finger?”
Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
"your mom disagrees"
This is the correct/established response to this class of insults
And I still fucked you’re mom
*your
It could be you're* if you enunciated like a caveman. "I still fucked, you're mom."
I FUCKED YOU ARE MOM
Yer*
That is what I meant lol
Oddly enough autocorrect fucked me there and I never fixed it lol
What if a full sibling said you’re ugly
"Ugly runs in the family"
You're the reason our kids are ugly.
Uh oh lol
LOL that’s awesome
Bro, everybody's mom has been fucked by someone; You're not special.
I thought what me and your mom had was special :(
If I'm ugly your hideous.
lol. Best one
Are y’all in preschool? “No you are!” Damn, got em!
You're*
I’ll take ugly over stupid every day…
You’re*
"And you're adopted"
"Thanks" or "yeah, and?" (more of a disarm)
"That's rich coming from someone who looks like a cross breed of Susan boil and a pug"
"That's what your reflection says every time you look in to a mirror"
"That's not a very nice thing to say about yourself"
"Mate, you are literally a walking condom advertisement"
"Well done, do you feel lighter now? You could loose some weight"
"... and yet your mother proclaims she's never had a Peter sweeter than mine... give her kiss next time you see her."
I’m adopted. (I was a junior prom oopsie)
What are your implications?
Same here. Like wtf?
This is my question. It’s kind of a disgusting potential response. Idk how being adopted is being used as an insult.
It's saying that (I don't agree with it) that his biological parents didn't love them enough to want to keep them.
Because it is lmao how do you not understand that? I’m adopted as well. You know what it means in my situation? It means my parents didn’t want me (which is true)
Maybe I look at it different. I see it as someone did want you because you were adopted. It is SO much harder to adopt than it is to have a biological kid. Your biological parents giving you up didn’t mean they didn’t want you, because who you are, they or anyone can’t see. So it’s more about them and has nothing to do with who you are.
Your parents choose to give you a chance at a better life than they could offer. Your adoptive parents wanted you. And your biological parents cared enough (at least your mom) to give birth to you rather than have an abortion.
In a post requesting insults, people see insults and are insulted by it 🤦
Know how many biological parents don't want or love their kids after having them? Adopted children know their adoptive parents wanted them. Biology is overrated. I'd take my adopted daughter over 97% of my biological relatives. Words cannot describe how much I love her.
Yeah, didn’t think that fit either
If you think I'm ugly, I'd hate to hear what you say to your own reflection everyday. Or do just avoid it?
Oh, that's the nicest thing you can say to describe yourself.
If I'm ugly, I'd hate to hear how you describe yourself.
“Is that your head or did your neck throw up?”
*Boyle
Toasted
The fifth one is generally my favorite or something similar. It’s like you didn’t even realize they were talking to you.
Susan Boyle doesn’t deserve that; she has an incredible voice and people who judge appearances suck.
Adoption jokes are not it. Like what does that have to do with anything
Meh if your gonna go around calling people ugly then you kind of deserve it. If the shoe fits
It’s a stupid response. Being adopted isn’t even an insult.
“Haha people saw nothing wrong with you and loved you as their own and made you their own hahahaha”. Stupid.
That’s not always the case though
It’s “your own parents didnt even want you haha”. It’s really a pretty rotten one. But if someone says it to you, you could obviously turn it around like that. I struggled with it as a kid after figuring out my dad adopted me.
I think the insult is that the original parents didn't want the adopted kid.
I agree that’s their intention for the insult, but maybe I just think of it differently, and how those types of insults never affect me. To the parents, they don’t “know” the kid for who they are, so it says everything about the parents and not the kid.
It is astronomically harder to adopt than it is to have a biological kid. You just need to stick your dick in a vagina and cum. To adopt, you have to have background checks, you have to pay high fees, waiting periods…etc. any kid that was adopted had people fighting the system to get them. The kid is the ”prize” in a way.
If someone were to tell me I’m adopted, trying to sound as an insult, I’d laugh. Hard. It shows how ignorant they are.
Sort of the Same with “your momma” jokes. People making the insults have NO idea who she is. So whoever they are trying to make fun of, is fictional.
'That's not it' is what your parents said when you were born...
We were wanted enough to be adopted by someone, you ignorant fool
Well, as they say. One parents garbage is another parents problem.
“That’s not a very nice thing to say about yourself.”
Stealing it for life. I appreciate it muchly. The SASS. 👏🏼
WTF being adopted is NOT an insult, why would you use that in a derogatory manner?
Wtf? Adopted? How is that a good comeback and not a hugely inappropriate thing to say in your mind?
Edited to add: Look at the responses to your “comeback.” People are insulting others for being adopted calling them trash and others are saying they should have been aborted. Do you see now why that is not a good comeback and is just straight up cruel?
It's a great comeback because it's offensive and if people are emotional, it's easier to dismantle them. It's staggering how easily offended modern society is. Couldn't care less if you 'think', it's a bad comeback and thank you, I am good at being inappropriate.
Also I never mentioned 'abortion', that was the other guy implying I should be aborted. So, by your logic, you should be super offended by that dude. Have fun with that.
Edit: Pro tip. It's a cruel world. If you find the humor in it, not much is going to faze you, and you will find handling confrontation much easier.
And you're shallow. At least i can wear a mask.
At least a mask can hide my ugly. Nothing can hide your ugly personality.
"Research shows people of the same attractiveness have conversations with each other".
This a Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) level retort
"Isn't it fascinating?"
"Oh no...this is just the face I reflexively make when i see you."
Everybody looks the same with the lights off, but your ugly ass attitude would shine through no matter how many paper bags you put over your head.
Someone called me ugly and I laughed and said “Thanks! you too!” The guy laughed and left
i'm saying this from now on lol
This is the best response IMO. ROFL 🤣
I traded for a big dick
I used to work with addicts, who because I was responsible for keeping them sober, was their perceived as an enemy.
Rather than argue with them I would thank them for their insight. Pissed them off, but they had no comeback for it.
For instance being called a bitch. My response, with a big smile was “Thank you for pointing that out for me!”
I've been called worse by better
Your opinion is like a used tampon. Trash.
Eat a lot more gummies Salty Granny da Trany
Okay and walk away, do not give those idiots anymore of your time than that.
“Glad your vision is good because the rest of you sucks.”
I've only got a movie line for this one, "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries!"
Or how about "I fart in your general direction." 😅
It's like looking in a mirror, right?
Just turn the lights out and fuck me
User name checks out.
Bend ova I’m coming in
Promises, promises. Always open, lubed and ready
You must practice that line in the mirror everyday , the way you say it cuts with an edge that only self hatred can produce. Do you need to talk?
Doesn't matter because I got an alibi.
This one lol
Probably why my personality is so much better than yours.
And what are you compensating for with that comment?
Well Ugly can be fixed but stupid cant. And guess what. Your stupid. Sorry bruh!
It's only skin deep with me...yours goes all the way through.
Takes one to know one
shitty asf fr 👎🏽
That’s not what your dad was saying last night
Probably why my personality is so much better than yours.
And your mother wears army boots!
Classic example of playful insult or comeback.
And I fuck like a mink.
I may be ugly on the outside. You're ugly on the inside.
You need glasses pal.
Sorry bud, I ain't a mirror.
Your mom's always facing away from me anyway, m8.
“And I STILL wouldn’t fuck you, so what’s that say about your looks?”
"You're projecting."
So is your mom but I still bang her from behind
Go fuck your mother
“You have no taste.”
That’s not what your mom said
Least I’m not u
“I buttf**ked your Dad on your front lawn and made your mom watch”
You're fat and ugly
Kinda like looking in a mirror no?
Your blind stupid
Tell me something I don't know.
Thank you. At least people notice me.
and you are blind because I got 2 kids so someone enjoyed it
Awe, I didn’t think you noticed. GFY.
And your mother wears army boots!
Classic example of playful insult or comeback.
look up crackhead makeover on youtube and youll see anyone can look beautiful with makeup including your ass
Oh, sorry. You thought I was interested in you. That's cute.
"That's no way to speak to your future step dad. Now, go brush your teeth. I can smell penis on your breath."
"That's no way to speak to your future step dad. Now, go brush your teeth. I can smell penis on your breath."
Only one the outside.
Only one the outside.
Only one the outside.
And I fuck like a mink.
All feels the same in the dark
And you're a bitch made
yea I know
"you too"
"In your opinion"
We're identical twins!
"Ugly and happy." And mean it. Wear it as a badge of honor. Takes the air right out of their insult balloon.
Don't steep to an idiots level by trading insults.
It's time for psychological warfare. Look at them and act as if you've seen something even if you don't and then just start giggling and shaking your head as you walk away . Depending on their level of self-confidence they'll spend the rest of the day trying to figure out what you thought was so funny 🤣
Only on the outside, unlike you
Knowledge
Your dad didn’t think so
Coming from you, that's a compliment.
Some people like ugly now get off my back
Yeah, no control there and you can't cure your assholeness either
"I knew that already "
That's just like...your opinion, man.
Your existence means less to me than what I flushed down your mothers toilet this morning.
Look at them with pity then reply “Do you really think you should be telling others they are ugly with that face?” Then just walk away.
Thank you for your kind and thoughtful words.
"You're a dipfuck"
I am more than my personality.
Actually I am pretty twice. Pretty ugly, and pretty likely to stay that way.
Did you make that insult up all by yourself, or did someone say it to you?
Your momma thought I was pretty hot when I was riding her this morning
Your mum says otherwise
You are stupid, I can get plastic surgery...
Gotta live with it. How's it feel being a moron?
Immature Response: I know you are but what am I?
Equivalent Response: You’re so ugly even the mirror looks away!
Higher Road:
"No shit, tell me something I don't know".
Sure Brad Pitt…
Yah, I noticed you are xxxx.
“You must be blind.”
"And you're drunk, but in the morning you will be sober and I'll still be ugly." Oh wait, I thought you wanted the worst comeback.
Aaw thanks for noticing, I was trying to look like you today.
maybe, but my heart and mind are gorgeous
why are YOU mad about how I look?
I did not ask for a second opinion.
Thanks for your dumb ass opinion
But your mom said I was tasty! Tasty!
At least my mirror doesn’t break when I look into it
Your mom still wants me to
"Please don't talk about yourself like that. It's making the rest of us depressed."
"I'm not a mirror"
Yes, and?
I know you are, but what am I?
Look in the mirror!
I know you are
Project much?
You’re a double bagger
I am rubber, you are glue.
...with your horse lookin ass
Well, Im trans, so now you cant make fun of me at all for any reason. Or your a fascist bigot.
I fucked your mom
And I still get more pussy than you!
"If I'm ugly, your parents must be downright hideous."
"cool"
If I was good looking, would you have let me rail you mum?
Well, at least I did not got disassemble or reassemble like you did
“That’s not what your mom said last night.”
At least I'm not an asshole.
Yo mama!
you’re the one in makeup.
"But you keep on looking."
"I'm just not your type. You don't speak for everyone else"
I know you are but what am I 🥰
Throat punch
I know
“Good thing I’m not looking to bang you”
So??
Yeah, you look like you eat adult applesauce
Shut it, dick breath!
Your mom/dad didn’t think so last night.
That was definitely a thought meant for you, not one meant to be repeated.
You're right. I do look like your mom