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Well, its really a question of which rocket to choose. The one pointed at innocent civilians, or the one in the leaders pants.
I started down the track when I was 10 years old. Realised I could take the power away from them....best feeling when you know only you can own you.
Ladies and gentleman, may I introduce Miss Andry
Things you want to hear from your parents, but not the Mafia
In your best advertisers voice say:
" you too can lose weight with Lite'n'Easy's new meal plan for only $10 a week, you can lose weight and get your body ready for summer."
Self-deprecating humour is the best defence. If you can laugh at yourself first, no one else has a chance.
Please do not stick them in your eyes
Well that would explain your constant bad breath.....Tic Tac?
Let me guess..one for household chores and the other for transportation..
Good on you for finally admitting that.
My heart breaks for you...but better to know something like that now, than after marriage
Making a mixed tape for that special someone
There's blood in my stool
For tax purposes, we will call it a raft for business transportation.
This needs to be printed at office works and circulated randomly.
Do they accept Krypto Currency?
1980s Russia
You can choose any superpower, what would it be?
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