"Or maybe I'm not, how would you ever know...? But, honestly, what can we actually be certain of anyway? Is this the real life, is it just fantasy...?"
Omg one time my partner caught me bashing the bishop, and she asked what I was doing and the first thing that came out of my mouth was “I’m just airing it out” and tried to play it totally cool, whilst waving my hand back and forth over the top of my erected bishop to promote air flow.
True story. I’m a lawyer and went to visit a potential new client at the jail on a Saturday, wearing a tee shirt and jeans.
Inmate: you’re a lawyer, right?
Me: yep.
Inmate: why aren’t you wearing a suit?
Me: why are you wearing that orange jumpsuit?
Inmate: because I’m in jail!
Me: me too!
Look at them with a confused expression as though the question was the single dumbest thing you have ever heard in your life. "I have no clue what you are talking about!" If they press on, continue not being able to comprehend what they are asking, and act as though nothing is out of the ordinary.
Bonus points if you get them to question their own sanity.
Fuck them I'm not saying shit. If they can't see how much work I put in with the little sombrero and the eyes I painstakingly drew on him then they don't deserve my attention
Why are you?