Yep, I don't feel even slightly nervous if there's a sturdy railing, but take that away and I'm not getting near the ledge.

If you taught about the bible in a good faith academic point of view, you could get a lot of kids to stop believing without the silly murder and rape stuff.

Reading genealogies would be a great way to put kindergartners to sleep.

It's like the people that move next to a racetrack and complain about the noise

They have a minor league baseball team. They must be a big deal.

Ah Texas. Where every road has at least 4 lanes plus multiple turning lanes, but the sidewalks go nowhere.

The cars can have Dallas. I tried biking outside during the day, and I was dizzy and out of water after a couple miles. 

Cats is easily the worst movie I've ever seen. I enjoy bad movies, but Cats is so bad, it can't even be watched ironically.

You can't do a lot of the advanced ramp strats with inside drift.

So he still got his gun in the end, right? How was he disarmed?

It's definitely way more than half

Someone had a mental break and punched my baron's head off.

From a quick glance at savant, median sprint speed for 2B is 27.5 ft/s. For SS, it is 27.8 ft/s.

Ballpark beer is too expensive to get people into a singing mood.

He's not even that aggressive in half of these. It's his usual defensive gameplan but with some occasional yelling with his hands down at a safe distance.

Yeah, mountain aesthetic getting the same weight as terrain diversity is kinda silly