I have a collector friend who was gifted about 100 70's rock albums. Some of my favorite bands. I was salivating. However he's into punk and couldn't care less. My issue is he's keeping them (instead of offering them to me lol) anyway. Damn it.

Lately I've had to make a conscious effort to NOT be negative because people don't enjoy being around that attitude and I understand that.

Take this job and shove it. I ain't working here no more.

Having meaningless, childish arguments with people on Reddit.

We said, "Turn around and lick it up. Tastes like 7-up."

I almost picked up one of these for free but I chickened out. I was going to use it outside like a fire pit.

We would drive through TB, never went inside to eat.

In elementary school the comeback for shut up was:

"I don't shut up I grow up and every time I look at you I throw up."