what is the best comeback for " Shut Up {insert your name}"

I believe the standard, and best, is "make me."

“ can you say that again? It sounded like you said something stupid”

Did you seriously just say “insert your name”?

In elementary school the comeback for shut up was:

"I don't shut up I grow up and every time I look at you I throw up."

"Check your math, shitter."

I will when you do.

NSFW: Mmm yes master/mistress, love it when you talk dirty to me. Make sure to kinda gasp it. Make it weird and awkward af

You came up with that all by yourself did you?

I am the walrus

Shut doesn't go up

definitely insight the challenge of make me

"Shut Up {don't insert your name}"

“No. “

No thank you.

Baffle them by turning as if their talking to someone behind you and then being like ya man.... then turn and walk off. or if someone insults you, top their insult by insulting yourself. Example: Are you that stupid? Reply : Only on sundays. It opts you out of playing their game and makes them sit there looking dumbfounded if done right.

"Make me (insert their name)"

The classic “No you shut up” lol

Make me

Mmm yes master/mistress, love it when you talk dirty to me. Make sure to kinda gasp it. Make it weird and awkward af

Mmm yes master/mistress, love it when you talk dirty to me. Make sure to kinda gasp it. Make it weird and awkward af

... "shut up"? is that all???

Open down

There’s not really a witty comeback to that.

I guess a rhymed response could be “monkey see monkey do, we’re all waiting on you”.

Be quiet, (insert their name)

That's what I always did in school to one kid.

I will when you get my name out your mouth.

Lame, from grade school:

"Shut up don't go up, prices do, so take my advice and you shut up too."

I’d rather sh!t in my hands and clap.

"Does anyone hear a fly in here?" as you pretend you can't hear or see them

"You mad bruh?" is a crowd pleaser.

Was going to already, planned it days ago

Shut dont go up, miniskirts do. Take my advice and shut up too.

"Dave's not here man..."

“After you!”

Did you fart or is that your breath that smells like shit?

Really, that's the best you've got? "Shut up"? I bet you're the captain of the debate team.

Said the Romans to Jesus Said Hitler to the Jews. Said Cletus to Booker T Said King George to Gandhi Said your dad to your mom Said Trump to Stormy Daniels

Etc. tailor to your needs

I’ll stop talking when you start making sense.

No! You shut up!

"But, I am the only voice of reason and intelligence around here. "

The last person I had to say that to called 911 on me.

I like “ shut me up”

Fuck You is a good go to for just about anything, it's the context that you use it in.

I can't shut up.

I have …1 2 3 4 5 reasons why you should apologize for saying that  

My go-to is "Why have I said anything UNTRUE?"

Make me [insert your name]

sign language

“I’m deaf did you say something”

"Shut up? Well that is very rude. You know that is the problem with people today: there is not politeness. No respect. People just talk to each other any way they please. I'm afraid that we as a society are headed down a really terrible road. That reminds me of this one time I was driving late at night and nearly hit a deer. That was really scary let me tell you. I thought I was going to hit him. He jumped right out in front of me. Did I tell you that I can jump nearly 4 inches? I am quite the jumper. I thought about going out for the high jump in high school, but I got sick that day. I caught a nasty bug. Probably just a 24 hour thing though..."

Maybe you wouldn’t have heard me so well if you’re ears didn’t look like dumbos

I look right at them and tell them to shut their dick holster

What? I didn’t quite catch that. As they begin to repeat their ignorant words smash their teeth in. This will discourage/ prevent them from continuing their verbal diarrhea. If you break their jaw +100pts and you can remind them when their jaw is wired shut, that you didn’t appreciate their childish banter and if they learned a lesson their wife doesn’t have to weep everyday for the rest of her life as she wheels them around the house

“Or?”

Deadpan “no”

“Sit on my face and make me!” If it’s a woman. You can switch it up for a guy.

If I wanted shit out of you, I'd squeeze your head.

Is my wit too sharp for your dull personality?

*pulls out a glock What did you say?

Fuck you (insert their name).

Two of my favorites, depending on who it is...

Shut up, Meg.

Take it up with my ass, because he's the only one that gives a shit.

Never say another word to them again

Jerk yourself a soda Tom 😂

You're out of your element, Donny!

No you shit up

Go fuck yourself bitch tits.

I don't shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. And then your mom goes around the corner, and she licks it up.

I only shut up on (insert day of the week)

That's not my name, dumbass.

Why don't you lead by example?

“Nah”

"Do you feel better about yourself when you're rude to other people?"

Pft! What are you, an amateur? Try shutting Back or to the Left.

How high up Karen? How high do I shut up because I’m already over you before I start.

Up where Carol? Up Shut Fuck Mountain where there’s no more Fuck Ups to Shut? Will that be good enough for you Carol or are we still where nothing is ever good enough for you Carol…..?