You know what they call C level actors? Multi-millionaires.
As long as you have something for him to eat, he probably will be fine. I've been nightshift for 20 years, I've microwaved a few meals.
Poor Jerry missed out on a good one. Hopefully he found the one for him.
That needs to be a movie. In the words of Homer Simpson, that's funny because it's not me.
If you work on it, you'll most likely be successful. Too many folks never work on it.
The place will piss you off sometimes. Good luck in your future endeavors.
Tell her that you love and cherish her and then spend a lot of time with her. Learning her love language is the hard part. So you got that going for ya, which is nice.
Learn her love language and speak it fluently and frequently.
The dude who left his family and drowned in a ditch would say the same thing.
How do you type all those nice words? My only thought was, Oh, fuck that bitch. I don't know how you did it.
It's more like the second or third row.
It was love at first sight for me. I can even go to her closet and find the clothes she was wearing and that was 1992. She is still as beautiful as that day. Plus, you should have seen her in these white Levi shorts that she had. She used to tan a lot, great googly moogly was she hot, she could have starred in a Sir Mix-a-Lot video. I bring up how hot she was and my Mom says that's not love that's lust. I'm like whatever it was Mom, we are going to head over to our place and work some of it off.
I guess she also has the same value system: honesty, integrity, generosity, financial wisdom, care for our parents, help out the kids. To sum it up, come for the babe, stay for the lady.
The biggest reason not to buy a sectional isn't cost. It's that they allow way too many of your wife's relatives to visit at once.
You'll never leave Harlan alive- Patty Loveless
I went to one that I thought was perfect because they were both terrible people.
I think Persephone is such a beautiful name, I would want to call you that also. Take it as a compliment. Your Mom done you right in the name department.
Cool but terrifying. Sorta like being at a wedding. I've seen several, 6-7. Both nados and weddings.
You can have a fine time fishing the scum line
I wonder what your non-wholesome coworkers are like?
Yes. There is an area outside of a bay where the flotsam gathers that's called the scum line. Many species of fish are attracted to the scum line.
Blame the people who use abortion as birth control. When you look at the numbers and realize that the #1 most dangerous place for an American is in the womb, you see why abortion was repealed.
What's the most disturbing thing you've witnessed while on the job?
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