There are so many Poles in the UK maybe you horizontally acquired some genes. I can invite you to support Poland NT in Euros. We have a striker who broke goal scoring records in Bayern, and have some talented youngsters on the wings, and we often play right-back on left side because of reasons, but we still have problems beating the weakest teams like Faroe Islands or Moldova.
The one thing you might be missing is the expectations. Our group is impossible for us so nobody hopes for more than 1 point from all games. But because of that I'm 99% sure our games will be more interesting to watch than Southgateboringball
In the name of Keanu Reeves, why are their nipples so prominent when they're filming outside in this song. If this is a glitch in human rendering, we shall report it to God
You English and your ever evolving torture methods, jolly good one this time lads. Might as well take the euros trophy home with you by arranging the singing death squad to abduct the trophy at songpoint (gunpoint) because guns are outlawed in Germany. Don't worry, it would be twice as effective of a extortion method! Let's goo, COME-ON ENGERLANDD!
I wish I was joking, but I genuinly dislike these two with a burning passion. Also Stokeyy looks like he is being held against his will, which is very Likely the truth.
Kill me now please