![I don’t have a cat](https://preview.redd.it/2vflofosbt7d1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=a552d27bf516cd3b19494a03f48dd9e7cf961afa)
That haircut tho
The bowl cut.
I was going to call it the Edgar cut, but both are accurate enough
Jim Purry
90s cat
"Hi human, can you umm open the doorsies please"
You got games on your phone?
Have you heard of meow Lord, and save-purrr?
Lego man hair.
Me looking at my crush 💀
That bowl hair cut. Cute.
Seriously. Didn’t think cats could have bowl cuts but here are two.
The marking pattern is not rare, but also not the most common, not enough to have a sub anyway. I searched.
It's French!
Reminds me of our cat, Mitts
That seriously looks like the same cat! Head and tail markings match! OP what do you think?
Ears don't match up
OP's cat lacks the black under the ears
Welp that’s a cat in a hat
I love the Moe haircut.
I had a neighbors cat adopt me when my 15 year old dog passed. He looked very similar too! He would come hang on my screen door until I would let him in daily. He would do his home inspection collect a few rubs and drink water from the faucet in the kitchen than scratch at the back door to be let out.
Douglass
Oh my goodness!! Looks like he needed this. ❤️
We told you you had a cat
I know right? I was gonna be like, "You clearly do now."
Thank you for being so kind!!!!!
This is your cat now. It's the way the system works.
I've been waiting for the day the CDS graces my home with a fuzz face of my own (what I call my parents cat lol)
As someone who apparently gets all of the mislabeled kitties sent out by the CDS, I hope the system graces you with a fuzz face (or fuzz butt) of your own.
Here's a photo of my most recent shipment from the Cat Distribution System to hold you over until then:
Man I wish the system delivered to my area, but it's far too mountaious and remote for strays around here.
No, no, you can get cats. They'll be a little spicy, but you can get them.
our cats are doppelgängers. also her name is Vader
Awwww. Good for you
That animal is really really enjoying the ac
Do you want cats? Because this is how you get cats…😹
Cat: Well this looks comfy, time to bring the family.
We've had multiple female cats set up shop under or on our porch over the years with "hey these people look like suckers...."
Are you suckers for the cats though? 😂
I received a cat from the cat distribution system as well when I bought my house. This is not your choice to have a cat. The system already decided it.
Ohhh!! Thank you for letting him in. Look how comfortable he is already
Hope you put some water out for him too
He has food and water.
Congrats on the cat.
So you do have a cat.
Just what the doctor ordered 💕
Welp…you have a cat now
❤️❤️❤️thank you!!
Awwww 🥰
You have been chosen. I think the cat distribution system is at work here.
Awwww I’m not even a cat fan but I can appreciate this
Man. That is one beautiful cat. Sad your neighbors don’t have a collar on it ( because that looks like someone’s pet).
At least he politely waits outside. My front neighbor's cat just got into my house one day (I like to believe my older cat invited him, as they both cuddled together). I used to wake up hugging that cat too. He just came in one day and then he was here all the time with my older cat. He ate my cat's food, and I even gave him a bath one day (I was giving my older cat a bath; he has long hair and problems cleaning himself).
They were best friends.
One day our cat just starts howling and the dog is going nuts. I turn around, and the neighbor's cat is coming out of the litter box! We have a dog door to our fenced back yard, guess he was using it, who knows how long we were feeding and cleaning after an extra pet.
I’ve been feeding him for a few weeks now. He constantly tries to sneak in behind me. I have two dogs. So they really need to invite him into our home as well.
That cat looks too clean to not be a neighbor's pet already. He might be coming to your house for 2nd dinner.
"You've already had your dinner, cat."\ "I've had one, yes. What about second dinner?"
Yeah, like the other reply said, try to find out if anyone in the neighborhood owns him, or you might be unknowingly overfeeding him
Asked my neighbor if he knew the cat. “It's belongs to No one. It's been lose and wondering around for a couple of years.”
Well then, congrats on your new owner!
Well I hope your dogs decide the cat is chill, the cat has apparently already scoped out the whole neighborhood and buddy you are the one.
Literally been looking around for years until suddenly, hey this dude is cool. I wanna live here.
rofl im picturing the cats owner like "... Why the hell do you seem.. extra clean today?!"
My fat ass cat introduced himself into neighbours office and hissed him when he tried to shoo her away since she was lying on his desk. She did it multiple times.
His mom cut his bangs too short.
She got the bowl out at least
You do now
Came here to say this. Figured I wasn't the first
The cat door has an impression of a cat on it. I noticed that before I noticed your cat lmao
I literally thought that was the cat before I read this comment
Exactly what I thought, "Looks like you have two now!" And then I zoomed in
Im distracted by the pet door👀. Honey clean that.
I thought the stain was the cat
Came here for this
I already wiped it down lol didn’t think it’d be such a hot topic
It looks like a crime scene lol.
Shitty crime scene 💩
Oddly enough shapped like a cat coming in through the door...
What do you mean this is litterally the shit stain of some spray diarrhea, hard to miss 😂
It’s prolly just mud from the dogs. I think.
Pictures or it didn’t happen
I thought it was a dog and was gonna post "nah you got a doctor who themed dog" then I saw the cat and realized it was a window T_T
Where did she get the pet door from? Silent Hill?
No kidding! 🤢
Well it looks like a cat has you!
You do now.
Didn’t saw the white cat, thought its about the dirty cat door resembling a cat
Casing the joint
Your neighbor's cat is spying on you.
I named him wizard. Cause he looks like he’s a kid with bad bangs that got trapped in a cats body by a wizard.
He looks like he has a bowl cut. I love it.
Exactly!
Bad bangs 😆😆😆
You have cat door? You have cat.
I don’t have a cat …but this cat showed up on the doorstep.
Whoa! I wanna hug it. I know I can’t, but I want to!
I did too. She was beautiful and a little scary. Surprised she stuck around a residential area for a few days. I left food and water out for her babies. I posted a couple other pics. 😊
You do now congrats the cat distribution system is working
Took me a moment to look slightly left and see the cat.
I just had to say your photo looks similar to photos of my backyard. !
That you know of...
My mom has gotten almost all her cats throughout her life from them just walking in the door and making themselves at home.
You do now
His pattern is so cool
Perhaps he can protect you from the bloody hellspawn that tried to get through your doggie door.
We have a "neighborhood cat" that comes to my house often. She used to be a strictly outdoor cat. Didn't even go in our backyard. Now that we no longer have a bunch of dogs, she walks right in the house through the doggie door and makes herself at home.
She smells yo cooking something good
That is why he wants in.
That's what you think.
Prove it
You do now, the cat delivery system is never wrong!
Well…… I would beg to differ :)
His mom cut his bangs
Yeeeeeah ya do…
You do now. Embrace being chosen.
Oh, but you do.
Is anybody going to clean that pet door?
didn't have a cat
Then, why do you have a cat door?
I think the cat knows otherwise. R/notmycat
He would come in, but the doggy door is disgusting
Title should be "I didn't have a cat".
You don't have a cat. A cat has you.
You do now!
You are the chosen one 😄 so cute ❤
You will once they figure out how to use that doggie door
You do now.
Correction. You did not have a cat until now.
Nobody has a cat. Cats have humans.
You misspelled didn’t.
I think you need to be more worried about that dirty screen (door?) to the right..
The pet door looks like it has a cartoon-style stain of a cat jumping through it at full speed.
Eh, yes you do.
Now you have one!
“Hello, Clarice…” pspspspspsps
The cat is window shopping for an owner.
Nobody has a cat. A cat has you.
The Cat Distribution System is never wrong. You now have a cat. Looks like s/he definitely needed a break from the heat, too. You're a great, caring person.
What is that grossness to the right of the cat? You know what? Nevermind. I don't want to know.
Yes you do. Cat distribution system does not lie
Cat distribution system at work
Congrats on your new cat!
I thought the doggy door had a wet cat scared out there
If I would post something like this I would be embarrassed to show this to the world. That thing is beyond dirty. Some people just dont have any awareness….. 😆
You do now..lol
Looks like kitty tried to get through the door and was unsuccessful!
Your dog nay have one though....
I have that same dog door
That’s where you’re wrong kiddo.
Evidence suggests otherwise
Now the cat has you!
That's exactly how I got 2 cats
Meowmeow wants to adopt you? Hehehe
You do, you just don't know it yet.
Ding-dong, r/catdistributionsystem calling.
You do now :-)
you have one now
You do now
You do now
You do now! Congratulations - this cat believes you are worthy. And you clearly are!
On my phone, I was looking at the creepy catlike stain and the words, "DAR" or something until I saw the cat.
Umm yes you do!! 😝🤣
You do now.
You have now
Yes you do.
“Who let the cat out?!”
“We don’t have a cat!”
You do now
Now you have one
U do now
He's shopping for a new human it seems...
It seems he's saying "human. You know it's not nice to record someone that didn't give his consent?"
Correct to the title “I didn’t have a cat”
"Meow. I was sent by the Cat Distribution Network. You are mi-- I mean, I am yours now. Meow."
Well now the cat has a you.
Now you do let the poor fellow in
Actually you do….
Yes you do. It’s waiting for you.
Of course you do.
Nobody has a cat. Cats have humans (or not).
This cat gonna change it! Just open your door😅
Didn't*
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