Rectum? Darn near killed em.
Seriously … I get incredibly painful bouts of gas. I take multiple different gas pills and they help, but if I forget to take one and eat a food that triggers my gas, it can be absolute misery and I’m unable to sleep. The farting is intense, and fortunately doesn’t smell, but it doesn’t relieve the pressure. I’m farting constantly for hours with terrible cramps.
I was thinking, is it possible to carefully insert a rigid tube, like the size of a straw, into the rectum and allow a free flow of air out? Would that even work??
First off, I love that this post is tagged "sexuality and gender". Secondly, have you spoken to a doctor about this? Getting gas on occasion is normal, getting gas that's so painful and uncomfortable you're considering sleeping with a tube jammed up your ass is not. It's almost certainly a symptom of an underlying condition.