Reminds me of this video of Micky Ward and Arturo Gatti casually chatting with each other in the hospital after one of the most brutal fights in boxing history.
Roberto Duran said "No Mas" which is the same thing. Muhammed Ali used to intentionally provoke his opponents, so some of the other ideas listed here could be used.
Last night after your mom gave me the worst bj I’ve ever had I understood why you’ve taken up with your sister instead.
I particularly like that thing your sister does with her tongue.
i don’t have one for before the fight, but during the fight you should say “hey bro your dick’s untied,” catching them by surprise and even prompting some to look down, giving you the perfect chance to punch them in the chin and knock them out
I’m actually very interested to see what would happen if instead of insulting eachother, one of the fighters just said glowing compliments to his opponent. I think that would be the best mind fuck ever. Like, I’m so confident I’m going to win that I don’t even need to try to talk myself up to you, you’re like a child to me.
“Dude, I love your technique. You’ve been training really hard and I respect your dedication, you’re a really great competitor. Your last fight was so fun to watch! Can’t wait to get in the ring with you, you’re going to do a great job, buddy! High five!”
You may be big, but I'm small! And I swear I'm going to break every last bone in my body! Don't believe me!!? ( Proceeds to snap a finger). I've got all day!
Mike I dare you to bite my ear off