"Yes, we see/hear your [sports car/ political bumper sticker / religious emblem / supercharged engine / personalized license plate / subwoofer / loud motorcycle / BMW / Tesla], and no, we don't care "
Don't be alarmed, but someone has put an airplane wing on the back of your Honda Civic. You are in no immediate danger. But you are exhibiting a very poor understanding of aerodynamics and drag.
" Hey you !" " Yes you. "Those super loud mufflers are not cool. If anything, they make you look like a nerd. " " OH, and by the way your mom called, she said, "Pick up milk on the way home."
😅 sorry, but if you live in Allegheny County you completely understand. Motherfuckers will drive MILES in the passing lane going ten-fifteen UNDER the posted speed limit and refuse to move over, and there's absolutely dick you can legally and safely do when it's rush hour and the people in the RIGHT lane are actually going by the speed limit.
“Hey good looking… we’ll be back to pick you up later!” Then I could have used the cash I saved on buying Mr. Microphones to complete my Chia pet collection.
You drive at half the speed of snails fucking