"You'll do."
"Get in the van."
I read it in a angry yelling voice with a Accent I can't place.
Said like DJ khaled.
"Bitch, I hear you calling..."
“You don’t have to say you love me, just sign these insurance papers … “
I remember our first day of incarceration 🎶
Platonic prison buddies to gay parole couple arc.
Is that your panties I smell?
"When I first laid my eyes on you
You reminded me so much of my mother"
I mentally imagined that like a Chicago ballad and practically pissed myself laughing.
Your fried tatters make me happy and your baked beans make me warm. I can’t want to taste your butter corn.
You were only three years old... and I was thirty five... but when we dance I feel ALIIIIIIIVE!
Winger's still putting out some bangers, I see.
Hey, you don't know me
And this is crazy
But here's my penis
You'll remember me
i was watching gay porn
“Sorry, I didn’t know this dumpster was taken…”🎶
Spouse serial killers, united!
"I fucked your brother, your mother and your sister too but the only one for me is you"
"In the fifth year of the Manji era, there lived an alcoholic charcoal burner in the forest of Aokigara..."
There isn't much out there by the time you hit 35
"You're so ugly my bulldog pities you"
I saw the light on night I passed by her window.... this is from the song Delilah.
She's repulsive oh woah woah woah she's repulsive and Tom Jones singing it
“You said Greedo shot first
“So at first I thought you’s the worst
“But it must be somethin bout your blue eyes
“That let me overlook your mushy brain’s lies
I know you’re my sister but….
You may have been just my little girl, but daddy's now ready to take you for a whirl!
"My baby left me, but I'll move on..."
Back when I saw you doing life in prison…
Here I sit, broken hearted...
I’m pregnant.
"Well that itch has finally gone away my honey"
My long-time girlfriend, she just died. But it's o.k., I got a girl on the side. My day started sad, but everything's gonna be alright!
Mommy
Who cares after that first word
F%&@ ME!
syphilis and herpes and gonorrhea...
She bled on me....
She was mad I hadn’t shaved, I told her the same thing… I bought her a Gillette, and bought another woman a ring.
🎶I had sex with my daughter🎶
“I’m watching from the bushes.”
When your moon hits the sky Like two big old Reubarb pies That's a family reunion
" he walked in the room while I was doing a pee, sniffed the air and sat beside me. I love you..."
Baby, baby, don't tell me, It's that time of the month...
i broke out of prison for you
Let T be the product of uncountably many infinite Euclidean spaces.
It cannot contain my love for you.
player stops singing
Dear, dear, wake up!
“Please let me put my penis inside you!”
For the first six weeks I followed you, I never looked away
Your husband almost caught me, once, but I told him I am gay
Then he started asking me 'bout what I'm doin' in this small town
"There's no pride parade or tinderbait so do you wanna, maybe, makeout?"
You just killed my wife; I will love you for the rest of my life.
🎶You are a vomitous mass🎶
There's a whore at my door....
She was the one I adored But she wasn't interested So I fucked her younger sister out of spite What a night
"You'll do."