www.fox10phoenix.com/video/1457951
Giuliani bragged on Twitter about avoiding being served a criminal subpoena in the Arizona fake elector scheme, 30 minutes later he was served.
Removed: Rule 4Oh Rudy, you spoke too soon again!
Heard that in Seth Meyer's Rudy Giuliani impression
"Oh Rudy! You've done it again!"
Show the picture!!! Every Seth Guiliani-impression comes with the bug-eyed photo!!!
It turns out that Rudy actually can fail after all.
Same. Actually, I hear it every time there's a Rudy article. Now that I think about it, I don't think I could tell them a part any more
Misread that as Seth McFarlane.
Who else but Rudy?
With the shocked Rudy pic 😂😂
Rudy opens mouth. They insert subpoena.
Nice!
Yes!
I feel like Rudy is the type person you keep around your organization just to ask for his advice....
So you can take it and do the opposite.
Probably helpful in a Hansel and Gretel aspect, just follow the trail of 10W-40 leaking off his skull if you get lost.
Undoubtedly how they found him
When he takes out the flashlight always kills me.
Haha! Amazing! Thanks!
He really needs to stop that. And I mean the “speaking” part.
Or breathing
what in the George Bluth is this shit?
I may have committed some light treason.
First time.
It was the alcohol talking!
"Well then stop bring Al Chohol with you!"
You'd think that eventually he'd realize he's not actually all that smart anymore.
Maybe he lost his sapience in his extreme old age, so he no longer possesses self-awareness?
I heard they found him in the alley behind the Four Seasons...
I heard the process server just walked around random places until his sword started glowing blue.
He had the stone of agony and a rumble pak.
🅰️🔽🔼 🅰️🔽🔼
But he threw off the process server originally by hiding at the Ritz*
- Ritz cracker aisle in the local Publix... Until they closed the store for the night.
lol Rudy can't afford to shop at Publix
Tbf, that is where the back entrance to the dildo shop is located.
*four seasons total landscaping
And he was with the girl from the Borat movie.
Sucking dick for weed.
IN A ROW ?!?!
No just guzzling scotch
Please send him to prison before he dies.
Better hurry it up, his Lord is waiting downstairs.
As a faithful member of TST , I can truthfully say we will not accept him as a member, and have no interest in his eternal soul
Ghouliani pretty much fails all of the 7 tenets.
Ole Rudith "trial by combat/drunk by noon/c'mere big tits" Ghouliani is a master-failer.
But he is trying.
On fentanyl, the CCP, Russians KGB, the Sinaloa drug cartel, and how Rudy Guiliani pulls it all together.
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/J17TKEQdXr
The interesting thing about the 2004 hostage event is that it is the first time (car)fentanyl shows up in the Russian world. Putin used it in an aerosolized form to “save” the hostages by putting it through the HVAC system of the Moscow theater hostage situation.
A few key points of geopolitical importance
- the hostage event secured Chechnya under Putin’s rule. Similar to how the false flag apartment bombing a few years before that secured Russia under Putin.
AP Newsapnews.comThe Moscow concert hall attack wasn't the first during Putin's 25-year rule
It’s a most universal old KGB technique where they create a crisis and then present Putin (or whoever their guy is) as the “strong man” and the only possible one tough enough to solve this. (Cue weird Putin/Steven Seagal bromance)
(See also Netanyahu in Israel, Lukeshenko in Belarus, Orban in Hungary, Yanukovych in pre-Maidan Ukraine, Kadyrov in Chechnya, and trump in the USA.)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_theater_hostage_crisis
- This would have been roughly the same time that Giuliani, who by that time was trump deep in laundering money for the Russian mob, went to Mexico City and introduced the Russians to the Sinaloa cartel, who shortly there after shifted their business model from growing/ manufacturing drugs to almost exclusively combining (car)fentanyl precursors supplied by the CCP.
Coincidentally Guiliani was also lead counsel for Purdue Pharmaceuticals 4 years later.
The Guardianwww.theguardian.comRudy Giuliani won deal for OxyContin maker to continue sales of drug behind opioid ...
https://crsreports.congress.gov/product/pdf/IF/IF10890
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6675668/
Russia repeats this familiar play with pretty regular consistency amongst the old USSR satellite states for decades but the obvious one is Ukraine who had Paul Manafort being paid by the kremlin to keep Yanukovych in power until Maidan (roughly 2002- 2014).
Manafort shifting to trumps campaign manager after being evicted from Ukraine was an emergency management move for the kremlins perspective as is manafort being tapped for trumps 2024 campaign.
Manafort Returns As Trump Preps for New Crime Spree2 days agoNew York Magazine
Come full circle with that and you find trump and Giuliani laundering copious amounts of money for the russian mob going back to ~1987 when they all started buying condos in trump towers with their stolen Russian perestroika money.
The insane valuations coming out in trumps fraud trial are a necessity of the money laundering cycle that duetschebank was doing for/with the Russians.
The fentanyl epidemic was basically just the Russian/CCP alliance softening the United States up with a stealth hit of chemical warfare before they full send perestroika 2.0 in the US so they can steal all the value out of commercial real estate.
It’s 3 overlapping plays, but they are all straight out of the old KGB playbook.
https://www.ft.com/content/8c6d9dca-882c-11e7-bf50-e1c239b45787
https://www.nzz.ch/english/triad-money-laundering-is-fueling-canadas-fentanyl-nightmare-ld.1814726
https://forgottenlanguages-full.forgottenlanguages.org/2023/07/weaponization-of-fentanyl.html
I’d be curious if he linked up with the Russian mafia while taking down the Italian mafia. The Russian mafia was always kgb/ kremlin backed. They had resources to get these people in their pockets ages ago.
Yup.
That was trumps mentor ray Cohns deal.
https://phillipcrawfordjr.medium.com/when-the-mafia-controlled-gay-bars-365886112d76
https://nypost.com/2015/06/13/gotti-guns-gay-bars-inside-nycs-mob-history/
The gambinos ran the gay scene so they could use it as Kompromat.
Russia did and does the same thing.
It’s inevitably that they crossed over.
Ray Cohn could never just come out as gay so he lived with the Kompromat until AIDS killed him
https://www.maryellenmark.com/text/magazines/life/905W-000-035.html
Then you see the generational repeat with Lindsay Graham, George Santos, Nik Fuentes etc today.
They can’t just own the fact that they are gay or they lose the votes/support of their constituency.
Irony is the only reason anyone cares that they are gay is the hypocrisy of their voting records
All they really need to do is own it and the Russians have no power left over them. (Other than the pedophiles)
That same old world KGB methodology is Epstein to a T just with Israel/mossad as a cutout to keep it from being too obvious.
Epstein targeted the vulnerable dopey idiots on the edges of the herd to gain deeper access.
Prince Andrew and trump followed the same methodology. Brexit was designed to fracture UK from the EU as Ukraine went through the arduous task of decorruption and prepared for EU integration.
Putin certainly knew that would expose his money laundering connections to kolomoiskiy, Dubinsky, firtash etc.
That forced a move in 2014 and the escalation in 2022 as well as the crack down on Navalny etc.
Putin can’t afford for Russians to realize that the reason 1 in 5 doesn’t have indoor plumbing is because he has been stealing hundreds of billions from the for 40 years.
He always said his biggest fear is dying like Gaddafi at the hands of his own people.
There would be no reason to fear that unless he carried the guilt he does.
Hey come on, you know TST’s got nothing to do with the guy downstairs…
Yes, I absolutely do, just having fun
Pretty sure he has no interest in his eternal soul, either.
make jerky!! sinners gotta eat!
TST doesn't really believe in hell, "souls", or even the devil though.
They say go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company. What if you’re not wanted anywhere?
At this point, I’ll take them dying. Justice isn’t served if it’s fragmented, reduced, and avoided for years on years. He’s done enough damage, he just needs to die already and let us all be done with him.
His lord is marinating in a mobile pants latrine on a Manhattan court bench that will need to be thrown out afterwards
Next we need to tan and stretch Roger Stone's back tattoo at the Smithsonian like an old yakuza
Never thought about it before but what do they do with alcoholics when they are arrested/jailed? Rudy would have to be hospitalized at the very least and even then he might make it through the dt alive.
Isnt he on the run right now?
did you read the article?
My info was outdated. Glad he got served. Man that article was kissing his ass so hard.
We need him to spill dirt on the Sacklers before he dies.
Then he can go to prison, then he can die.
What type of fuck brags about avoiding charges? I'd be panicking and constantly on edge if I was a criminal
The party of law and order! The party of the grown ups!
What a bunch of lying liars who lie.
And the lying liars who lie for them.
https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/joseph-goebbels-on-the-quot-big-lie-quot
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”
Like reading Huxley's* 1984.
[It's a bad joke]
Like reading Huxley's* 1984.
[It's a bad joke]
Nah, it's a great joke based on the context of this thread. Just ignore the dumb people.
No no no, no one's dumb. That's what we have jokes for.
The party of gaming the system.
what kind of fuck crowds in for a selfie with this ghoul? I see six people that should be homeless.
What type of fuck brags about avoiding charges?
Someone who legitimately thinks they're smarter than everyone else.
Dunning and Kruger would like to have a word
A former United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, apparently. His downfall is wild.
When you were once the biggest lawyer in NYC and then become the Mayor, then the Presidents lawyer, you are not afraid of anything. You are the law, at least that's how his criminal mind thinks.
I get that, but I would think his recent string of legal losses would recalibrate him. Guess not.
He's not even avoiding charges, the court will proceed without you, and if you never show up, you lose by default judgement. All he ended up doing was giving himself and his attorney less time to go over evidence in discovery and prepare a defense. This guy was the president's personal attorney and thinks this kind of shit is a good idea.
Ikr. How does he say he’s in the clear if they don’t find him by morning. Wtf
Did he seriously think no one would find him? He would have to hide the rest of his life and I doubt he’s used to the subtle lifestyles.
Forget ordinary people, what kind of lawyer does that!? He more than anyone should know how the courts feel about people willfully avoiding a summons.
That's the insane part. He seems not to think that it's a crime when he does that. Any more than marrying his own cousin was incest, or knocking bits with his mistress in an apartment reserved for Ground Zero first responders was highly immoral.
Or, at the very least, keeping as low a profile as possible.
Some people have had a lifetime of crime to adjust to the feeling
I can't even break low level traffic laws without being wracked with anxiety, I can't imagine being an enemy of democracy.
Once upon a time Giuliani was a US attorney general. These days he's a scumbag attempting to evade prosecution.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
I know, right, kinda off topic, but i've often wondered how people can just go about their lives after committing a crime. I'd be sick with anxiety constantly, convinced that the cops were about to bust through my door any moment and i don't imagine it'd get better over time, considering you hear about new breakthroughs in crimes quite frequently. I guess criminals just aren't the sort to think ahead.
People who think they're above the law. And honestly, given how long he and his mob boss have evaded accountability, it's a reasonable view to have.
All they had to do was follow the trail of leaky hair dye
That hair dye looked too much like corpse juice. It made sense the word "ghoul" was applied to him for that time
'for that time'? Ghouliani has fit him for decades
The detectives searched West Palm Beach for all stores selling an inordinate amount of hair dye. This lead them to the perp, who purchased the dye, like clockwork, every Wednesday morning 5 minutes after the store opened,. DUN-DUN.
That's not hair dye, it's shinola. God put Trump and Giuliani together so people would finally understand the difference between shit and shinola.
I think they should sentence him to several years and he has to count the votes every day. If he messes up the count he gets put in solitary for a week each time.
Several years? How many 4 seasons is that?
This is Arizona.... so he'll get to stay in Joe's camp that Republicans love so much and wear the pink jumpsuit
IANAL, but this is big boy criminal court and not a civil matter. If they couldn't serve him, wouldn't they just eventually issue a warrant for his arrest?
They would release the bloodhounds.
Eeeexcellent. 🫸🫷
They would release the bloodhounds.
Or the hungry 🐆 🐆 🐆.
The bloodhounds are busy tracking down Kristi Noem.
Yes, that was going to be Arizona's next step.
“No, you can’t arrest a husband and a wife for the same crime <wink->”
(I have the worst fucking lawyers)
In front of nearly 75 guests, two officials with Arizona’s attorney general’s office arrived at the shindig around 11 p.m. to hand Giuliani the papers in the case alleging he and 17 others were involved in a plot to overturn the 2020 election, the sources said. Some partygoers started screaming and one woman even cried as Giuliani was served.
Their fascist followers are deranged
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I was hoping he'd be served while the livestream was going
You're honour, I refer back to the if teachers 15 minutes late vs. We're legally allowed to leave. The defence rests. Law and order DUN DUN sound.
Oh this is awesome. Thanks!
You are honour?
I SAID THE DEFENCE RESTS. GOOD DAY, SIR.
Auto correct makes us all look like idiots from time to time.
I can only visualize this with him literally saying “Law and order DUN DUN sound.” Then not even trying to imitate the sound.
Well, I’m glad they found him alive.
Are you though? I mean…
Yeah. If he’s dead he’s not suffering.
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He was doing it from different places. The funny thing was one of the places he did it from he kept saying things like "Broadcasting from, uh around 75 feet from the 🌊. Near ______ street." He wouldn't say where he was but gave 4-6 clues.
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They might have. Then his comments confirmed it wasn't spoofed. It was so funny. Hed pause after each hint. You'd think he was realizing it was a bad idea, but no. He was just thinking of another one to say. Truly a criminal mastermind.
Dude thinks he's in a TV show "I'll leave bread crumbs for the FBI but they'll never catch me because I'm one step ahead"
It’s the Tate pizza boxes all over again :)
He went and Tated himself
Better think of your future 🎶, or you'll wind up in jail. Rudyyyyy
Stop your messing around,
better think of your future.
Time to straighten right out,
creating problems in town.
🎶Court service for you Rudy🎶
This is right up there with Andrew Tate ragging on Greta Thunberg moments before the Romanian police doxxed him with a little help from a pizza box.
It's about time.
For those who dont know, NY-ers (except for staten islanders) all hated Giuliani on Sept 10th. Back in his DA days they all called him "Wiggie" behind his back cause of his stupid toupee'.
The Andrew Tate effect
So who in the picture told? I’m going with the one behind Rudy, cause he farted in her face.
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Even easier, photo EXIF data from a smartphone typically includes gps coordinates.
Dumb fuck doxxed himself
They probably overheard him mention his location when he butt-dialed them.
I thought there was something about if the process server could prove that you knew you were being served then it’s counted even if they hadn’t actually given you the paperwork.
Is there a Four Seasons prison?
Giuliani thinks he’s part of the in crowd who can literally talk shit about our law enforcement and legal system while ignoring them…and get away with it.
1) He’s stupid. 2) We have an in crowd who can literally talk shit about our law enforcement and legal system while ignoring them and get away with it.
Literally everyone around Trump is facing consequences apart from Trump
So, flight risk?
These morons couldn't keep their mouth shut to save their own life.
If you're American, then I don't care what "side" anyone is on, this shit is funny.
Okay, for the doom scrollers: he and the other MAGA criminals are just delaying, knowing that when Trump is reelected (probably by fraud amplified by our dysfunctional electoral college process), Trump will first pardon all those already convicted of federal crimes, shut down any ongoing Justice department investigations and trials, then use the power of the federal government to terminate or hinder state and civil trials.
Are these state or federal crimes?
They want their God King to be able to dismiss both, I'm sure.
These are State that he's dealing with currently
And doubly ironic that it was reported on Fox.
He's going to find out way too late that his life could have been a lot less stressful if he had abandoned trump right after trump abandoned him. The man should have been flipping like Simone Biles and leaking info like he was the Titanic.
Agreed, would have been the smart thing to do, but the only thing Rudy leaks is farts and hair dye.
Did Greta spot his pizza box? When will the world learn to recycle.
You should count chickens professionally, Morty
You can just literally run away from your problems in the US?
Not actually, no. It possibly would be dismissed without prejudice (meaning can be refiled at any time) because it didn't meet the time limit, or more likely could just ask the court for a longer time (and maybe already had) because they had made a reasonable effort. There's also alternatives where the court allows the papers to be taped to someones front door and that means they were served and if they don't respond judgement will be given. You can't just hide from someone serving papers and never face consequences. And this is a criminal indictment not just a civil one. It's not going to work out to play hide and seek.
Like most countries, if you have wealth and connections you can. The rubes dont get that luxury
It’s a big country. It can slow things down a bit.
No, you can't just hide from a criminal indictment and get away with it. You'd think a lawyer would know this.
No it doesn't work that way.
Yeah, only in the US though. Nobody has ever evaded authorities in any other country.
According to LegalEagle, you actually can't. Eventually, they can tire of you and just give a default judgement - you automatically lose your defense.
Did they find him because of his post? Because that would be a hilarious fafo. I don’t know if his post even makes sense but it seems he believed if they did not serve him within the next day he was free and clear - and he chose to make the post before he was free and clear.
Dumb as a bag of rocks he is.
"Roger Stone and Steve Bannon were in attendance" should have sent a JDAM not a subpoena
We got him boys,we got him🐆
I’m surprised he didn’t turn up in Sochi or some other Russian garden spot. Must not have enough cash left to buy asylum.
The moment you think you've seen the stupidity of these people, they do something like this.
The party guests comments in the NY Post are hilariously stupid. They’re claiming his party was “stormed like Normandy”
2 officials showed up and served him.
Their stupidity knows no bounds.
Couldn't they also use the post that he made as an acknowledgement that he knew he was to be served and was being evasive as a means to rule judgmentally against him?
They do this with custody cases.
Fuck around and found out the express edition
He is not a smart man
What a dumb ass lol. Let me post so that my location can be tracked!
Can we make a MAGA Prison as a tourist attraction?? We can still give Donnie all his attention and we make a statement to all over Republicans and anti-democratic forces that want to destroy America???
He jinxed himself. This is pure karma and I love it.
The former mayor of NY and a lawyer acting like a 20 year old street racer...
He should’ve let everyone keep suspecting he was dead.
If Kate McKinnon hasn’t been immediately contacted and many wheels put in motion then I don’t really know what we’re even doing as a society anymore
Great timing, numb nuts!
From "America's Mayor" to this farce.
How much lower can he go?
Why would he do that, is he stupid?
Yes, yes he is.
What a corrupt tub of greasy goo …
Go fuck yourself, Rudy.
Oh but wait, you just did.
"if authorities can't find me..."
Is that how it works? Hide long enough and the crime no longer counts?
Four Seasons Landscaping.
That is all.
This reminds me of the thousands of reddit comments yesterday speculating all about how he was likely murdered by Russians because he "disappeared"
He appears to be incapable of learning at this point.
From fighting criminals to becoming one.
Authorities raided all the garden centres in Florida
Holy Shit that’s Hilarious..
Was kind of hoping he had absconded to Russia and would never be heard from again after they got fed up with him too and assigned his ass to a Gulag.
To quote Ren and/or Stimpy, You eeeediot!
ladies and gents..here he is.."America's mayor"...a former federal prosecutor for the southern district of New York, laughing about evading a subpoena..how many people did he imprison for that?
And it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy…
It's so wild seeing him turn into such a joke piece of shit. I lived in New York in the early 2000s, I could've never imagined the things said about him today being said back then. I mean, 100%, he did this to himself, but damn, he chose the wrong damn timeline after 9/11.
It’s so demoralizing. These guys blatantly break the law, get the soft gloves treatment, are busily working to erode our rights, and half the country loves them for it. What little hope I have left is evaporating quickly.
What an asshat
Rudy is an old boomer living in the past
Put this animal out of its misery already
HA
JFC, I had to watch an ad to watch a short video of a couple of screenshots. Can't these sites just write an article?
How do indictments work in the US?
If you just hide from the people serving you the papers, I presume they don’t just drop the charges?
No, they don't.
Warrants, subpoenas, indictments don't really expire, as many people sadly find out during a routine traffic stop or other light interaction with law enforcment.
There's an American TV show documenting Game Wardens working, and every once in a while they will be doing some routine task like checking people's fishing licenses etc. and, surprise! It seems there's a warrant out for you from 2 years ago when you avoided a supoena two states away. Cuffs and into the cruiser it is. ¯\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)_/¯
Well, as they say, it’s all about location, location, location…
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH!
SUMMON THE ELECTOR-COUNTS, WE DO THIS NOW
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