Around here they cross the yellow line to avoid bumps and potholes 😆
Plenty of pavement princesses in my town lol
What is that?
Big lifted truck with giant rims and usually some form of lighting setup that never touch dirt 😅
Okay got it
Also never seen hauling things. And they always have those tow mirrors, like they’ve ever used their tow hitch in the truck’s life.
Driveway Jewelry
This is hilarious. I’m going to keep that one in my back pocket.
We called it “Mall Wheel Drive”
Lame ass truck cucks, if your gonna own a truck do truck stuff with it or buy Prius and fuck off.
Truck cuck, love it😂😂
Seriously the lamest trend. I’ll take a stock Chevy S10 any day before one of these lifted losers
That was my first truck and I loved her 💜 the only issue I had was having to put a million pounds of sand in the back to even have a prayer of getting around in the winter 😅
My old Outback has been further off-road than most of the compensator rigs around here.
The only thing to make that better would be if it was a hearse instead of a limo because I’m dead now.
I have a theory of white men and big trucks…. Same as middle aged white men in Beamer and corvettes. Higher the truck, lower the pole. Haha.
I assure you I got a Beemer because I always wanted one, and Covid happened and I said fuck it. My regret is now I don’t want anything else. Best vehicle I’ve ever driven and owned.
On the trucks 100% accurate. Vettes, most of them are old guys who don’t know where the right pedal is.
I heard the term and it fits so well the driver’s emotional support vehicle.
Lol. Dude, they leave the pavement, they are getting stuck. Low profile shit tires and rims.
Pavement princesses
When I was a kid, we used to call those curb climbers
"How did President Obama and the First Lady sow division?" - bY bEinG bLa... tHeY jUst diD, sMaRtaSs!!
"The broke the whi.... well, traditional presidents with how they look"
Don’t forget the tan suit…
And whether he had a flag pin on his lapel
And not wearing a suit jacket in the Oval Office
Have you all forgotten the most horrendous thing he did?
He used Dijon mustard!
or in bed or shower...
And his feet up on the desk.
Because they couldn’t stand having a POC in charge 😒
Make no mistake! I’m dumb as fuck
“Obama’s”
The sticker is almost correct. It was the reaction to Obama that did it.
bingo
Trump led the birther conspiracy. Let's not forget that.
They kinda did tho because the white extreme conservative movement went into overdrive to prevent another BlAcK PrEsIDeNt, hence Trump.
The knuckledraggers couldn't stand having an educated black man running the country.
for real; things they hated: - educated - Black - actually running the country well
"A NI- A BLACK GUY WAS THE PRESIDENT OVER WHITE GUYS"
"Th' President is a ni-" BONG - The President is near?
"No, no, no, gogflarbindamnit, th' President is a NI-" BONG
Absolutely stunning how these nitwits can’t even push their minds back to the president who got impeached for a blow job. Or his wife who literally was accused of murder. Poor Rush and Newt must be furious that Obama is getting credit for all their hard work.
I can tell how unsocial someone is by the level of drama the poster’s portrayal of their political opposition is.
I like the back to back sticker of trump and his wife,like they're ever together or ever that close to each other. What a joke this guy
The fact that they ALWAYS used faked "cool" pictures of Trumps comes off as a tacit admission that even they think the real Trump is a pathetic loser.
They haven’t openly admitted it but it doesn’t matter to them as long as they’re white and conservative
We really need universal healthcare to help people with micro penises
So, gender affirming care? Got it!
Trucks like that are literally gender affirming care lol.
💀💀💀
It’s supremely disheartening and disturbing that there are people so absolutely unencumbered by a fact based reality. They are truly irredeemable. The product and goal of the right’s attack on public education.
lol if you scroll up there’s one of those dudes under one of the top comments, they’re in this sub. At the bottom too with all the downvotes lol
"The Obama's" r/apostrophegore
Scrolled too far to see this. Was going to comment about it but you r/beatmetoit
Yea, because Trump looks like Brad Pitt from Mr. & Mrs. Smith 🙃
They refuse to face the reality that he resembles Jabba the Hut a lot more in both terms of looks and personality
"Hate cops? Next time you need help call a crackhead."
Hypothetically speak here: What if you're a crack addict and need more crack? I'd probably not want to speak to a cop.
It’s a quote from Louisiana’s Senator Foghorn Kennedy.
Salt Life, should repossess his sticker.
Guess it depends on if the salt life is beach or boat.
Boat, and this is how they back it in.
Yea I would vote boat too, looks like dude has a job.
I like how when we’re in trouble our only choices of who to call is either the police or a crackhead. It kind of implies everyone in this person’s life is either a cop or a crackhead. I wonder which they are. I’m not calling them either way.
Probably bought Pillows from Crackhead Mike Pillow.
Both? It could be both.
ACAB:
All
Cops
Are
Baseheads
Donald Trump as James Bond and Melania Trump as a Bond girl. That’s some disturbing shit.
The Obama thing is kinda true. As soon as he got the democratic nomination, all of the ignorant, backwards, racists came out of hiding and started unleashing a shitload of anti-American chaos.
I won’t forget how my family was convinced Obama was going to enslave us all and end the world.
Why do they alway depict Trump with guns in his hand? TRUMP HATES GUNS!!! He only says he's pro 2nd amendment for votes. This is how gullible these people are.
I just skip past these phonies.
"They're taking away my country! I'm being silenced, abused, mistreated. I'm warning you. Back off! I have a gun!"
Great. You want to start a war because your loaded, pristine $70,000 truck makes you feel impoverished and hopeless with your back against the wall? Go ahead. Do it already. Attack.
Quit talking about it and do it.
A crackhead won’t shoot my dog for being a dog
I love how they won’t even ACKNOWLEDGE that the orange idiot’s wife cannot stand to even be in the same room as him.
I wonder if 2 separate russian trollers ever realize they comment on each other ? Like, “Hey there comrade, I just tagged on your comment, 2 wodkas for us!” Referring to the dingus’ below
I love seeing these people misuse apostrophes.
Love the “bumperstickers” that take 15 minutes to read.
Melania would never stand that close to him
He needs to add about 200 pounds to that trump portrait for it to be accurate.
Well on the plus side, at least it's not a Ram.
Damn the Obamas for being black.
How dare the Obamas! Running for public office so aggrieved white folk have to combat it with their bigoted racist hate. Christian conservatives were willing to hate in private when necessary but black folks? In public? Nah - poor whitey was forced, absolutely forced mind you, to bring hate to the forefront.
You can use linesman’s snips to take the stem valve off a tire instead of slashing with a knife
That's not a farm truck. Looks more like a teenaged boy type of cretin transport. "Hey, look at me ! I'm an idiot, I think I'm cool, graduated after 5 long years, don't you wish your kid was like me". People that have racist tendencies and are generally fascist in nature will display this kind of garbage. If you want to think Trump is great then keep it to yourself. Like a man would. A real man.
Dems need to take over the house, senate, and fill the scotus and introduce a bill to let Obama be president for 8 more years. That would be fucking hilarious to see these people lose their shit…
At least he’s honest about why he is mad. He is racist towards black people. Look at that character of the Obamas?! That is so unrepresentative of how they look and is truly a scum of the earth driver to actually take the time to probably 1 off make this shit for his STUPID RACIST IDIOTS OF AMERICA TRUCK
No way? A jacked up truck ??? Trump supporter ???? Shocker
Do they count the Capitol Police when talking about cops?
No he’s right, once Barack wore that tan suit our country started falling apart.
Racist
Anyone want to point out how one of the people in the stickers on this tailgate were accused by another person for not being born in the USA and being from Africa which is really where things started to become more divided?
Shit you give a crackhead $20 they’ll kill a bitch!
"You ain't catching no crackhead." Ezel from Friday.
Interesting how the republicans can't stand on good ideas, national leadership or looking out for the people. Rather they spread disinformation, suppress voters, try to tear down things good for citizens like the CFPB or Social Security. Can't believe anybody votes for them.
Nice to be so committed to misuse of the apostrophe that you include an example on a big, expensive decal. MAGAts love to misuse apostrophes. There will be English grammar classes in those NWO re-education camps. Pass or die!
Dork life
Petite Bourgeoisie ass car. Dude definitely owns a small business and treats his employees like his serfs.
He wore a tan suit!
I'd assume he has a brain injury.
I love how they won’t even ACKNOWLEDGE that the orange idiot’s wife cannot stand to even be in the same room as him.
The GMC compensator 2300
Jesus what a loon
No nuts under the license plate? He’s not a full maga then
Amazing that a fat ass conman that wouldn’t piss on these guys if they were on fire has become their whole existence
I'll never forget when Obama wore that tan suit
Obama. The audacity of not being white. Just begging to start a race war. How dare he?
So the truck nuts fell off I guess…?
Just any version of “Why do you make me beat you?” The right are bigots and racists HOWEVER if society didn’t allow black & brown in public they would be fine. Dont make me come back there brown folk- know your place
Make no mistake. White people could not fucking stand that a black man got elected president and that is the reason for all the division we see in the country today.
WOW! That’s a really small penis you have there.
Remember those totally peaceful times before the Obamas? Like back in the 1960s. Typical dipshit redneck still pissed he can't scream racial slurs. Probably Lake, Marion, or Polk County.
Good guesses, but unfortunately it was Hernando. Could have just as easily been Pasco or northeast Manatee too
God I miss the Obamas.
Penis so small he has to go to the gyno every year.
It's amazing to me that the same demographic of "I need my guns to defend myself" are also the same people that say "wHeN you NeEd A cOp"
Micropeen.
Such monumental stupidity.
He's right about Obama. Him getting elected really was the starting point of these people truly losing their fucking minds.
The Salt Life sticker makes all the other stickers feel somewhat incidental. I’m tickled by that
And again, Florida! The hits keep rolling.
I know people on this sub complain about too many political posts, but these are some of the craziest bumperstickers i've ever seen.
Like, I'll be thinking about this tomorrow.
I feel you. I wish I could have seen the look on my own face when this person rolled past me
can we just make Florida and Texas a separate country and build the wall around them
Yup; “Obama” started racism.
Yes when those black people (probably not the term the person in the truck would use) get uppity it upsets people (racists) and c that reates division.
The mountains and valleys must be brutal when off roading. I blame Obama for the brutal terrain in Florida. /s
How do these asshats truly believe the division we see in this country was started by Obama? Please state your sources and examples. I am genuinely curious.
Hate cops? The next time you need help…
Hang on, I’ve lost track. On January 6th, 2021, which side was it that bludgeoned cops with fire extinguishers on the Capitol, on their way to lynch the standing Vice President?
If I needed help, I'd trust a crackhead over a cop.
That one about the Obama, just wow!😮
If "Thanks, Obama..." was a person:
A lot of Bad Dads buy and build these "Mobile Billboards" and give them to their children to go out into the world and recruit. They are usually listening to rap music for some reason.
*Obamas
Interesting none of these bumper stickers existed till trump. But Obama. Yea Obama. Fucking trailer trash
Totally agree.
The Obama’s spread fake election bs, hate speech, stole classified documents, and every other load of bs they could think of, and then decided that they needed to instigate an insurrection on Jan 6th./s
The Obama’s are only at fault for being likable, smart, and a minority. So yes, it is their fault, because the douches in the big trucks and the other trash at Wal Mart don’t like successful minorities.
Hate Cops? Next time you lose an election, start a riot and kill some of them
Gawd the douches are multiplying. Fucking scary.
For years I thought that said “slut life”.
If you see it park, 37 small clowns spill out.
Fucking idiots!!! Nobody hates cops more than MAGAts. I've never seen a swarm of dumb fuck democrats storming the capital and kill "the blue"... dumb fucks!
Yes, the Obama’s created the Great Recession of 2008 and racism that divides the country lol
Racist and a cult member. Go figure.
Ask him why he loves the ATF so much.
What bullshit!
Salty Life
Ah, Salt Life
Silly brodozer
Florida, always and will be
And next time you need a crackhead, call a cop.
Why call a cop when you can handle it yourself? That’s what they want to do anyway.
Chronological correlation is just as good as cause and effect to morons.
So the next time you need help you’re supposed to call this guy?
I hate to give these people ideas, but ‘Assault Life’ is the low hanging fruit they don’t seem to see.
That’s his life savings.
“The Obama is were…” smh We cAnT reEd gUd
Salt life…
Salt life ahaha
What a fuckin tool this person is.
Holy fuck these people are unhinged
Those "salt life" sticker fuck me up every time I see one. For the longest time I thought they said, "slut life" and it would be on a big truck with a dude driving it and I would be like "huh, good for you guy".
Heading to Macclenny.... 🎶🎶
More like bumper posters
Could this be the notorious Catturd's ride? Score: 0.0000002195 Angstroms.
I love how they won’t even ACKNOWLEDGE that the orange clown’s wife cannot stand to even be in the same room as him.
Cops are never there when you need them.
Slut Life
Trump’s right hand is holding the gun… on his left side ??
I'm more bothered by the "Hate cops" sticker not being centered.
The only thing he's wrong about is the division of America started as soon as we implemented a two part system. Not with Obama lmao
And as long as these 2 parties keep getting seemingly more and more extreme, and their constituents gobbleit up, we will continue to have damaging levels of division. I'm a centrist with a slight left lean and almost every day I wonder, whatever happened to moderates?
I'm a centrist with a very slight right lean and I 100% agree with you.
To be honest, when I need yard work I always call a crackhead. Best damn workers . Dangle $100 in front of one, you'll get a good 6 hours of dynamite yard work. Ain't even donuts in the country to get an honest hour's work out of a cop.
Florida is where the insane go when they are too insane for traditional institutions.
“Florida is where people go to die. They just get there way too early.” Ron Bennington
Obama was alive in 1861?
To be fair it could also have been Texas, or any of the Backwards States, really.
Just another slut-life boot licker….
Racist moron
Got to love how all the stupid propaganda Trump shit always have him super thin
Dumb fucking racist
For a second I thought it said slut life.
Same dude probably says JB destroying the economy, in his $50k truck.
Those tires are smarter than he is.
At least they live in a coastal state with that salt life sticker ha
sLuT LiFe!
I love the “Hate Cops?” Sticker.
Every time I see “salt life” I read “slut wife”. I’m not sure if this says something about me, or about them.
“Make no mistake” aggggggh I fucking don’t need to read the rest to know you’re a licensed fork lift operator.
The Salt Life sticker calls the driver a poseur.
100% white dude lol
History began in 2008
What if I told you i hate them all equally cops dems and reps
I know that says Salt Life.
But every time I see it written in that font I read it as Slut Life.
Ya ever notice how many of the jacked up, big tire trucks look like they've never been off the pavement?